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Join the German Empire today! We have free healthcare. Glory to the Kaiser!
(Healthcare not included.)
Get fucked boot licker
Well lads, I got caught with a blaster in excess of 97 amps. I’m being deported to Zython 9 next week unless my appeal suceeds, which my lawyer-droid says is extremely unlikely. How bad is Zython? I know mining grovlob crystals is hard work but I’m only facing a one year sentence so I’m hoping I can deal with it alright. Am I delusional? Should I make a run for it? Considering fleeing the local system and joining the (((Plutonian))) foreign legion.
Deutschland Empire is a beautiful and wonderful place to come and live here because we have great healthcare for everyone and the food here is very good and music is nice for the soul here and our literature is very nice and the nationalism here is wonderful! Please everyone you must come visit here because there are many activities to go do such as to help the old here through the german state funded center for the old and the crippled and work communities for everyone for work because work is very good for everyone since everyone must work for the glory of the german empire plus it helps build muscles and discipline! Also we have megatheaters and megaoprahs with wonderful talented german singers and artists so please you must come here it is wonderful and the military recruitment agencies are very open and friendly for anyone that wishes to join. Tourists are also welcomed to the history center to learn on the history of our glorious leader Kaiser himself on a prerecorded audio on how the Germans together have risen up and overthrown the past dictator of germany and how we defeated the french in their aggression on the german empire. Make it a one way ticket here everyone because I can guaranty you that you will never ever want to leave here once you arrive! Plus we have agencies approved by the german state to accept new volunteers to come to the Deutschland Empire colony on Venus free of charge!
please do come visit our empire we have music, nationalism, food, healthcare, law, order, nationalism, art, literature and Kaiser. You must come visit our empire user it is wonderful here and we have excellent gun rights for everyone! You can own any plasma weapon, any energy weapon, any gravity weapon and any ballistic weapon you could ever dream of user you just have to sign this papers here and become a citizen of the german empire and you can explore more of our glorious empire than a tourist could ever dream of in your life!
Buy warbonds for the Kaiserreich today!
This message is completely true. I would know. Why would our glorious country feel the need to ever lie? The Kaiser is above such petty things. Glory to the Kaiser!
Tch, yeah right, not if you happen to have the luck to have "unapproved" ancestry
Would you kindly repost the archived newspapers on the history of the german empire that user posted?
What was everyone's lives like before the krauts took over earth and sol? What was everyone's ancestors lives like before the germans won world war three and four and what was the world's reaction when the military coup overthrown merkel's granddaughter and executed her with a tiger tank then attack and demolished the Eiffel Tower and reolaced it with an iron cross in just about a week or a week and a half later?
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>2218
tfw life in 2218 will be filled with lewd space sluts
>Be me
>Hired on as radio operator and mechanic by the Deutschland Empire for expansion edge colony
>Immediate culture shock when I get there
>Whole planet is entirely black, only light is artificial
>Gives this super eerie vibe that literally nothing exists outside of the colony itself
>Most the colonialists have been here for years, most of them have reverted into these bizarre goth tribals who do some seriously weird pagan witchcraft shit after so long here
>Quickly realize why, all the communications equipment is not only ancient but looks like it's been turned off for years
>Turn all the shit back on and establish communications with the Empire
>Kind of a rough start since most the folk here aren't used to getting direct orders on a daily basis but eventually stuff starts moving
>Weird ritual shit decreases now that folk have shit to do, more and more lights getting set up to make this place feel less like the fucking abyss, get to know folk and decorate the radio room/my quarters a bit
>All in all things get more comfortable
>Fast forward to just last night
>I'm on radio duty late at "night" as always, we follow Earth time round here despite it always being black
>Expect nothing since shit never happens this late, just waiting to be relieved
>Radio suddenly comes to life, taken completely off guard but quickly get to my barings
>Say a quick confirmation of presence and wait
>Radio transmission comes in again
>No orders, no words at all
>Instead just get something that sounds like... Whale noises
>Try waving it off as a glitch but the more I hear the more uneasy I get
>Look outside the window on a whim
>Nothing but lights from the colonies and the stars
>About to go back to the radio and try to fix it before I notice something
>The stars are fucking moving
>At least, some of them are, notice that some stars are stationary, but those disappear and reappear behind... Something very, very large
>No ships that large would ever come here without a notice in advance
>The fact that nothing landed that morning confirmed that fact
>As I'm staring at it I feel something touch my shoulder
>Practically fall over struggling to get my CCW, a Walther P99A3 out
>Stop when I see it's the guy who was supposed to replace me, pressed up against the wall to the side of the window
>He starts whispers "don't look at it, it'll see you..."
>We both just stay as we are, perfectly still
>Dudes chanting some sort of weird prayer to himself just under his breath
>Every once in a while he edges his head to the window and quickly pulls back
>We stay like this for nearly twenty minutes before he finally peaks out again and doesn't pull back, letting out a sigh of relief
>Tells me to go get some rest, and to make sure any windows in my quarters are covered that night
>I practically run to my room, terrified of entering the glass domed hallways but just sprinting through them with my eyes down
>Spent the rest of the night away, gun out and sitting on the floor under the window
>Next morning everyone acts normal (well, as normal as they usually do), anytime I bring it up they quickly change the conversation
I... I think I'm going to file for a transfer guys, anyone know any nice, safe, completely charted inner colony planets that need radio operators?
Even in 2218 you cannot escape the bannu.
Rine neva ends
I wouldn't worry about it user! Alot of those old comm equipment messes with you! You probably had just a mini stroke or maybe some fumes from the planet. Its fine user!
So which of you anons supports the UAF or Kaiserreich? Personally I am neutral and am just running guns on the outer rim in my shitty corvette
Isn't that thing the space equivalent of "le happy merchant"?
t. bureau of alcohol, vape, guns, and nuclear reactors
you forgot the part where it's in german
so it'd be the Büro für Alkohol, Waffen und Kernkraft
or if you will, BAWK. Fitting for Germans
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Do the Germans support rights for non-humans like my own children? Is it possible for peace? What human faction is worth trusting in these uncertain times?
UAF. From a pure technological, logistical, and numerical standpoint the United American Federation is completely superior. The UAF has AI, Cybernetics, and a superior quantum communication network. The Kaiserreich has a larger overall military, but this could change as time goes on. The KR does have some fuckhuge railguns around every planet, and their ships, while slow acceleration wise and completely helpless in open space are well armed and armored.
It's a fake war right now, the Einstein-Rosen bridge (Jewish science hurr) generators can only work outside of a solar system, trying to fold in a gravity well is a VERY BAD thing. Since Wormholes need exotic matter to be stabilised (Dark Matter) and due to all mass being affected by gravity, the matter gets pulled away from the wormhole collapsing it. What happens to ships in a collapsed wormhole? Simple, you get two halfs of a ship cut so clean that the edges are monomolecular. Add the fact that wormholes are VERY noticeable and time is needed to move everyone through, time enough for aforementioned fuckhuge railguns to start chucking slugs.
>short film
Fantastic, wish it could get picked up by Blomkamp.
>back to meta
Non-Humans? The Kaiser loves animals!
Just like old hitler, the kaiser loves animals and respects animals rights and will put you in animal protected regions.
Glory to the kaiser our hero and savior!
My people only wish for security. We have heard many stories of both your Kaiser and of the United American Federation.
I also would like to send my condolences for the accidental killings of any German scouts at the hands of my children. Our lands are sacred grounds.
[ Second British Empire ]
The Royal Navy has been Engaged in small battles against the Kaiserliche Marine, most battles end before either side causes any real damage, but at least the war has official started.
The German Empire is far larger than we had anticipated, perhaps its time to look for some allies, the United American Federation appears to be all that remains of the former nations of earth and a delegation has been dispatched to make contact.
I live. Any Kraut ships which followed me came just in time to see my frigate blow it's self up and left. I managed to get myself to a station and get myself back to bob. Did I do a stupid thing? Fuck yes. Do I regret it? Not at all.
Stop rping xenos. They're all dead.
UAF. Partially because of nostalgia for the old US, but mostly because I can see the massive advantage of not holing yourself up in an area with limited resources. Also, UAF's got better tech and bigger ships.
Hey bongistani, how's space england? Still all noguns?
the New Empire does not carry the mistakes of the past, Gun laws are pretty lax due to the hostile wildlife found on several of the Empire's new worlds.
I enjoyed the last thread with all the newspapers headlines. Did anyone that was in that last thread remember them?
>Using a 200 year old meme
hey lads i just heard from procurement that they're gonna be re-engining the B-52 fleet! for real this time!!!
Papers, please
What's worse?
Being asked for papers by a german and to realize you dont have papers or getting caught by the communist Martians?
UAF, after what the Reich did to us in 2160, I don't think there's a single Jovian Factory-temple left in Sol
Depends on if you prefer mining Martian polar ice with only a skinsuit and pick or processing asteroid iron in the middle of a radioactive desert
I love the germans
>t. kraut
I'm not an shill! I love the germans and for what they done for us on world war three and four and their liberation of russia, france, poland, U.K., Canada,The nuking of israel and Palestine, liberation of the middle east, afrika and most importantly the liberation of the united states! What they done after the wars was over are amazing and the german or else shows and blitzmench and that nee show Liesel by the kaiser himself are amazing. I aslo love the mini bratwurst can snacks that you can just pop open and eat and have a nice cold drink of Fanta! I love the germans! I go visit the liberated france to visit the great Iron Cross that the germans built to signifying the liberation of france in just seven days after overthrowing the evil tyrant and having the great leader Kaiser lead the charge on leading the world to peace and unity!
This is vomit inducing saying all those are "liberation" of countries that fell victim to the damn krauts and lets not forget on how they literally used italy before turning against italy and attacking china at the same time and successful at it too.
We must have done something badly to them to piss the krauts off to do this to us.
Fuck off Kraut shill. space/k/ is a UAF board.
No your not understanding because again I'm not a shill. Now i know that there bay be some hard resentment towards the germans for the little wars that happened in the past but the past is the past and what they done for earth and venus and Jupiter is amazing! They even have german state provided programs for those that are unable to attend them if they are unable to get to them due to things like old age and disabilities. The nations that are part or under control of the germans have prospered and have became thriving communities and cities and lets not forget how china was once a nation of pollution and corruption but now you can easily swim in the clean rivers and safely walk down the sidewalks of china thanks to the germans! The germans are our friends and we should forget about the past and just get along with them besides they offer the best jobs and pay for anyone that wants to work and i can say this because i was a visa worker and never regretted working with the krauts!
Fucking german propaganda when will sol be reclaimed!?
Phew, guys, its good to be back.. After having to abandon ship the crew and our marine contingent were marooned on an alien planet for last 2 years navigating alien jungles and forests on a planet with aggressive hostile primitives(thought some of their cultures and advanced metallurgy and even gunpowder) and enormous and dangerous mega fauna
We lost over 200 men in that green hell, only thing on our side was the fact that thanks to our original mission we had as much ammo as we could carry and lots of power armors, though the latter didn't last past first 5 months
> alien jungles and forests on a planet with aggressive hostile primitives
>dangerous mega fauna
These can be dealt easily with rifles, but have you ever have to fight plastic eating fungus that would ruin your supplements and rations too?
Throw him on earth that is under the kraut's control for a week and see if he makes it out alive without being brainwashed or lobotomized
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Check out the newspapers the German Empire produced back then!
Talk about literal revision of history, propaganda and outright insane jesus christ the krauts are crazy. Is the UAF any safe to go than sol?
Yeah, the UAF is mostly border systems though so they're more spread out. The Krauts control the core systems. They have less systems than the UAF but they're fortified to hell and back.
What was everyone's reaction outside of sol when the germans have these newspapers and that fucking bombing of Manhattan and that fucking book of theirs that is supposedly about an alternate history on what if they lost?
Does anyone jave any family war stories back in the old days of world war 3 & 4?
I'm more curious on what was the world's reaction to the German coup that happened where merkel's granddaughter was executed by an old tiger tank and the Kaiserreich rise up and the dead chancellor was replaced with a Kaiser. What was everyone's response to that event in time?
The whole world was horrified and shocked and those that tried to interfere got steamrolled and the nations that held back the longest like poland where punished the worst. It was like a war without a soubd as in the world was silent in horror to the sudden and sporadic change in germany and the system of germany. The United States tried to stay out of it due to the new risks of getting attacked but when the civil war happened and after the United States recovered from it the United States did not have enough force and moral to fight back effectively especially when there was still a rift within the american people after the civil war but that went away fast when the germans dropped the bomb.
It was literal hell on eart and the germans have held onto that grudge since the end of world war one and have unleashed their anger on the world and have achieved their revenge even more than what they have thought they could have achieved. Everyone at the UAF civilian titan cities are thankful that the Deutschland Empire" or Kaiserreich if you want to call it have not expanded beyond the sol system but they are worried about the fact that the krauts have now fortified the sol system to the point that any attack or approach to them that isn't in regarding any trade or delivering or any jobs working with them is literally suicide. The military at the UAF are prepared but too stretched out and frankly not enough power but they do have the manpower of the people to hold out a defense but not the offense and that is what everyone here are afraid of is another confrontation with the germans again and no one wanta the repeat of the two wars we had with them back on earth and considering on what happened between the germans and the martian wars is a good indication that the germans are unlike the forces we have ever dealt with before and it is terrifying to think of.
Right now all we can hope for is that they stay in sol and we are left alone out here. This is the truth.
Is anyone still interested in this or is everyone just up and left because everyone is bored of this like they did with the ashland threads? What ever happened to that guy that was gonna make a wiki based on this shit we have going? theres a wiki up about the ashland at one point but no longer getting updated but yet this had not gotten a single update since the pastebin was made. Where is everyone?
I think most of Jow Forums got tired of it because if the whole "germans get a chance at being super bad guys and whoop ass and shit" and just assumed it was just a pro Jow Forums larp thread when in fact we where making fun of germans by making the germans sound like these stereotypical evil big brother 1984 style of germans and it fit with the whole early future development of the story and set up a cool groundwork for a cold space war between all the United Nations in the UAF vs the Deutschland Empire.
But just like usual everyone gets tired and sick immediately when the word german is mentioned on any thread even if it is used in a larping way in most larp threads. It is actually depressing and sad because i was beginning to enjoy these threads like i did with the ashland and ashland made up stories that fit with the canon of the ashland threads...
Feels bad man...
Is there anyway we can keep this thread going Jow Forums? I mean the mods were nice enough to let us have these threads but to let it die like this is too much depression and sadness to me.
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[ Second British Empire ]
We made Contact with the UAF today, the situation is far worse than we thought, the grand Brexit did not completely remove us from the planet as we had predicted, it simply copied us meaning the British government in Exile immediately called us out for impersonating them, still we didn't start shooting at each other, that's a start right ?
the UAF appears to be far more advanced than the German Empire, yet lacking in Numbers, even if we pulled both our forces together we still wouldn't match the Krauts numbers, the Royal Navy continues boarder skirmishes against the Kaiserliche Marine.
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They are at the same level of tech advancements as we are but their tech level supports the military ppwer and so on thus a military industrial complex empire going on.
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Is this canon?
Yup
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That looks like the armor they worn during world war three
Found a pic of this.
This was the lost archive photo of the new german military that was heading on down to France after overthrowing merkel's granddaughter.
Forgot to post pick damnit.
>Move out of the city recently to live in a comfy cabin innawoods, up in the northern Neo-Prussia region
>First few days are nice and cozy, but start to notice weird sounds coming from outside
>Every night the sounds get louder, can now distinguish they sounds like some... Almost human things yelling "perkele"
>One night the sounds don't happen, think little of it until I hear the distinct noise of one of the doors open
>No possible way some animal could have hacked my doors, quickly grab my StG-76 and make my way down slowly
>As I approach I hear things in my kitchen, most notably the sound of cans opening and somebody whispering "ES ex dee"
>At the very edge now, take a deep breath and leap into the room, lasgun raised
>A bunch of bizarre humanoid creatures with severely mutated faces look at me in a panic and start running off, screaming "fugg" and "benis"
>One of them quickly grabs all the energy drinks in my fridge before joining his fellows
>I'm so confused I can't even get off a shot on them
What the fuck did I just witness?
You must be in the former finland territory. i suggest you move out of there and just go to the former austrian territory instead.
Finnish? You mean those old rumours about some feral animals with guns who got extremely high on meth and killed nearly twenty million Germans and Russians alike during WW3 are true? I heard horror stories about them having these wooden rooms they would stick prisoners into and fill the room with such unbelievably hot steam it would literally melt their skin off.
Finish the fucking story
Is that what the Krauts are saying about those? Because the truth is even better. They made those rooms for themselves, considered it a luxury even
UAF DOES realize that they have literally infinite space and resources to colonize rather than continue to fuck with the Fourth Reich, right? They could literally go ANYWHERE ELSE and get infinite resources. Come on, there's plenty of shit out there, but Noooooooo. They just gotta keep fucking with everyone, hell, they even desecrated about a dozen of our tomb worlds before we decided to purge them from our space and at least a good sector, and THEN, after killing BILLIONS of my subjects unprovoked, they had the AUDACITY to make a pitiful attempt to guilt me into making concessions. The fuck is it with you humans? The Reich at least had the courtesy to fuck off when they saw tombs and silent guardians.
Guys I'm out in Alpha Centauri and I think I saw what looked like a Kraut scouting party. The Krauts aren't crazy enough to attack a UAF system right?
The basic rule is "If it fits, its canon"
That's probably just a cargo delivery guys. Don't worry the krauts always have a military security escort for their cargo delivery guys since the last incident with their cargo that was not protected got attacked by a pirate and after the pirate was executed they made it a mandatory that all of their outs and ins cargo deliveries have at least a security level of military protection. I wouldn't worry about it friend.
Yo man I heard that the Fourth Reich also sent out a messanger to your capital and asked if you be willing to go to talk with the Kaiser and discuss on making a trading deal between your world and his empire and possibly become friends. How did your confrontation with the krauts went compared to the UAF guys?
Considering how the UAF attacked the alien world and fucked off after almost genociding their world then making the aliens say sorry is a good way to make the aliens want to side with whoever the UAF hates and that be the Deutschland Empire. Considering how the Deutschland Empire actually didn't attack the alien world and when one of their kaiser marines accidentally open fired the reich was quick to immediately apologize and showed they will discipline their "visa worker hired soldiers" for disrespecting an alien world like that and going against the german orders. I imagine that the alien guys that the UAF hates and the Deutschland Empire are already on a trade deal and looking at establishing a friendship since the germans already sent sausages and sauerkraut along with beer as a gift and good will to the aliens.
I heard rumors that the Deutschland Empire went and exterminated a bunch of violent xenos that where apparentlyan enemy to the other alien world that the UAF tried to attack. Talk about a cluster political fuckery. The UAF had the chance to makepeacw with the alien guys but they blew that chance and the chance is now been given to the fucking Kaiser on a Polished Iron Cross dinner plate.
No I know what a Kraut security detail looks like and these aren't it. It looks like a few battleships and destroyers. I don't see any cargo ships. Hopefully its just a show of force.
You probably seeing things because they are obviously deliverying cargos to another planet that is on their good side and it's probably an important cargo so they would have a bigger security level of military escort. The cargo is probably inside the battleships come on don't be silly and goofy like the french people user.
You need to relax and drink a cold jug of beer or two man.
Is the only reason the UAF and the Deutschland Empire is because of the germans winning both world war three and world war four and are just butthurt about the germans being victorious and along the lines of having control of earth? Why does the UAF hate the Deutschland Empire and why is everyone still mad about them? The war was a long time ago and when the united states dropped the bomb on japan the Japanese got over it and became friends with usa so i dont understand why everyone is still hostile towards germany when they won the wars against the allies?
Are there other reasons i dont know about on why there is a cold war going on between the two forces? Why haven't the UAF and the rest of the people just get over it and try to make peace talk with the krauts?
so the newspapers here are canon as well? I have to say it does fit the narrative so fuck it it's canon
Yeah, you're right. Its only a few ships. The only way the Krauts could take this system is with that Dreadnought that was rumored to be a surprise for the Kaisers birthday. The Kaiserreich Capital class ship I've heard it called.
Theres a rumor i heard from one of the guys at the night shift on the cargo cleanup talking about how The Kaiserreich Capital Class Ship is supposedly going to have a couple of more capital class ships that will come with the Kaiserreich as extra gifts and they are supposedly named after famous german military men like a guy name Rommel and so on. Heard they have elite black op ships called The Teutonic Knight class fighter ships.
Spooky stuff.
>alien spooks
...well this is uncharted territory
>Joint Kraut/Mutt assault on Martian gene-mod hives, 2167
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The Reich showed up, landed, walked around, and when the "go away" gesture was given, pretty fucking hard to miss, really, they left without incident. As opposed to te UAF, who literally landed in the Suroh dynasty's tombs and started looting shit, then started shooting when the sentinels found them desecrating holy sites and the UAF THEN sent shitloads of reinforcements after their little rioting party was dealt with.
Do you have plans on talking to the reich and making a trade agreement deals and possibly an alliance or be friends with the fourth reich?
>YFW THE KRAUTS AND THE ALIENS THE UAF PISSED OFF JOIN FORCED AND WILL BE ABLE TO EXPAND THE KRAUT'S TERRITORY INFLUENCE ABD BE ABLE TO ENGULF THE UAF!
As of the current date, we are on constant watch toward UAF space and are working on small scale diplomatic relations with the Reich, however, no such thing as a trade deal or military alliance is on the table or a necessity for the very near future.
But we probably will subjugate the UAF at some point in the near future.
Then maybe the UAF should have not attacked the good aliens whike the krauts where finishing off the bad aliens and actually showed respect to the good aliens.
This is what happens when you let a literal dumbass lead the UAF
You ever got to spoke with the Kaiser himself? How are the diplomatic talks with the krauts going?
What do you think of their language and their Kaiser? How do you feel knowing that the other xenos you were at war with got wiped out by the Germans basically making it where you didn't have the enemies at your galactic gates no more?
As of yet we've still got communication on a very basic level, hydrogen binary and all that. As for the kaiser, I have not met him in person yet, and we are still just working on language breaking.
>How do you feel about the something something other xenos
Pure Coincidence.
They have an enigma machine that they still use for communication so you can probably request the Kaiserreich to send you a few copies of their machines but they will probably request in sending a gift of gpod will to you wirh sausages and sauerkraut so you ever thought of doing that?
Translating their language from gibberish and into it does NOT match translating it into OUR language.
We have hereto fore been using images to communicate with limited but encouraging successes. Regardless of how this shakes out, our plan to subjugate the UAF remains unchanged, and their head of state is wanted for execution on grounds of desecrating several Tomb worlds, if you have information on this leader's identity or whereabouts, send out a broadcast and it will be recorded and translated at a later date.
>My transfer requests go unapproved, only other option get off this colony would be quitting a well payed government job
>Decide to try to keep going, hoping something opens up in the future
>For the most part everything stays quiet for a good month after that
>Try occasionally bringing it up again at times but people always change the subject or pretend they don't know what I'm talking about
>One night on duty again
>Guy who has to relieve me comes by
>We usually spend a few minutes shooting the shit on the shift change
>Radio suddenly buzzes into life
>We both stop dead in our tracks and stare at it, instinct tells me to give a confirmation of presence, but the memory of that night keeps me completely still
>Sure enough, those weird whale noises start playing again
>The guy, Miller, quickly runs beside the window and starts peaking out at the sky
>Doesn't pull back at all, in fact he seems really confused and keeps exposing more and more of himself
>Looks over at me and the radio, almost like he's making sure he's actually hearing it
>"Hey user" he whispers while waving me over, "you see anything?"
>I slowly creep over, drawing my CC again (more for comfort than anything, would probably be useless if push came to shove)
>Carefully peek out the window while holding my breath
>I can't see anything in the sky, all the stars seem completely stationary