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It's just a .22, my arm will be fine

Shield 45. Not going to happen. Thumb safety on, finger off trigger

It'll glide along the surface of the bone and stop in your spinal chord

FAL goes off right behind me, kills my ceiling and my ears.

I'm taking brain force (50% off) and I'm gonna astral project to turn off the safety and pull your trigger

>only gun is a .22 henry
I've got a hole in the top of my safe at worst.
Retarded question, bullets only go off if they're either put to extreme heat like in a cookoff situation, or when the primer and shit is hit, right? You can't like, shoot a box of ammo and it goes kaboom?

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Correct, but anything can set off a primer if hit hard enough.

Jesus Christ safety fag the intent of this thread is not to jerk off over how safe you are with guns.

What about if the bullet gets electrocuted?

Holstered M&P .40 on duty belt.

Hole in floor, slide rips off the retention hood, hole in office chair, blast and frag in my pants and leg probably.

Also the floor in this room is a raised platform with all kinds of IT shit under it so maybe the CCTV and alarm station is damaged? Not sure I haven't actually looked under there to see what's there.

>Ruger LCPII discharges into wall
>HP bullet flies into apartment complex killing neighbor maybe
>arrested for attempted murder and hate crime because neighbors are black

9mm shoots my tv

have a 1911 in a firesafe in the closet.

would need to replace the fire safe and maybe a little drywall repair/

Spark in primer is a possibility.

Glove box in parking lot get a tiny hole in it.
No loss

Holy fuck. Sorry ill try again. Shield 45. Blows hole thru my liver.
Better freak?

This, except a slightly larger hole

>the gun closest to you
Bottom drawer of the coffee table? Maybe my foot is in danger? .38spl+p

You keep your gun in your car? Way to get it stolen and later used in a crime.

He is correct, best to keep it in a boat. Nothing bad ever happens to firearms in boats.

My AR fires through the ceiling. Besides my tinnitus getting a bit worse, nothing much happens to me.

This Except I don't have a car and only own a blunderbuss

wasr 10/63 will blast a hole in the ceiling

And if you set of the primer or cook off the propellant, it won't go very far if it's not in a gun barrel, because physics

My disassembled SKS fires.
I am as scared as I am confused.

>safe has 3 guns piled on top of each other
>next to three other guns stacked on top of each other
Fug

Well Shit,
Now there is a Hole in My fucking roof and i'm deaf
M82A1 Went off In my ear.

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A 9mm JHP would go though my kidney... my holstered carry gun LC9 happens to be pointed my way FML...

I work in a facilty that has no crime or shady shit happening.

Oh fuck my neighbor is gunna be pissed

There are 4 rifles one musket (all pointing towards a recessed cupboard on a rack, two revolvers and 7 other pistols in the room (on a rack mussles down at 45 degress to floor away from mewith me and a piece of artillery pintin straight at me. I'm ok unless the artillery goes off

digits checked. RIP in peace cupboard

whats a good blunderbuss to buy? I wanted to own one for a while now

I don't store my guns loaded, so nothing happens. Maybe I hear the hammer snap.

>no crime or shady shit happening
...in the parking lot? How can you know that?

10/22
Bounces around room and turns me into mush

My wife's .357 fires one round through the nightstand striking me in the heart.
Life is good.

glock 22 explodes and I become horribly disfigured

I use condition 3 so not possible

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>1897 trench gun
>going off randomly
>at half cock with an empty chamber
Not happening, but even if it did, it's going through the ceiling.

In bed at here's what I got in my drawer. Fn1900 32acp, I may be okay

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>College town miles away from home
>Closest would be either a cop’s handgun or one of the shooting club’s .22s
I’ll be fine

>G3 (Ptr-91)
>Aimed away from the family.
>Aimed at a firestation.

Some hunting rifle in a safe, in a basement 800 meters away. Not sure I would even hear it.

Good thing im no guns

I’m on a boat right now so the nearest gun is probably some cop on land and I’d imagine he gets a bad case of glock leg.

The closest gun to me is a Crosman 1377 aimed at a wall, so not at all I guess.

.40 S&W Hornady Custom JHP just tore a hole through my pistol safe and embedded itself in an exterior wall, or perhaps made it to the balcony.

Well my sleep is fucked because there's going to be a ton of sirens and fuss at the government headquarters a block from here since the guards at the front door just had an ND.
>no guns country

This actually makes me sad for you.

>You can't like, shoot a box of ammo and it goes kaboom?
Yes you can though it's not that dangerous.
There's a Demo ranch vid of shooting at magazines in a plate carrier. They manage to discharge a bunch of rounds but aside from being scary, it wouldn't have done much to the person wearing the plate carrier since like someone already said, you need a chamber and barrel to focus the force. Of course, you better hope that the plate stops it.

This is someone else but they set off a bunch of AK rounds.
youtube.com/watch?v=OeoZK_H-BFI

can u turn a light on

>What about if the bullet gets electrocuted?
That's the principle behind Metal Storm.
Electric ignition is a thing.

I'm probably OK. Might catch some tile fragments in the ankles.

>...in the parking lot? How can you know that?
Secure parking lots are a thing in some places and he may not be able to CC into work.

I mean, most defense contractors aren't going to be able to carry on-site and their cars are probably pretty secure.

Whoops, enjoy the toilet pic.

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My Remington 700 chambered in .270 win blasts through the wall and chips into my Jewish neighbor's brick house. He'll probably sue me to death.

well my star bm just shot a hole in my pantleg and scared the people in the burger place im eating in.

I am sitting a feet away from my gunsafe? Does the gun closest to me fire or all of them?

The closest gun to me is M44 mosin. So a hole in my safe and maybe roof. But if they all fired, that would be a lot of gunpowder smoke and a fire, i have a couple of flare guns there also.

1/2 oz of #6 shot just went into the wall/ceiling

>.22 calico on my bed.
>Bullet goes through wall and flies away into woods.
I'm spooked and have to patch a tiny hole, but nothing horrible happened.

>three dozen guns from 22LR to 14.5x114 fire upwards into the apartment above me
I'd be okay save for some hearing damage but anything above that closet is completely fucked.

Glock 43 turns my dick into jelly

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AR puts a 300 memeout through roof of truck (semi concealed shelf over windshield)
GSG5-P sbr puts 22 through case and door of truck from back seat
Hi standard puts 22 through side of truck and case from back seat
Hawes 21L in cowboy gunbekt draped over driver's seat puts 22 through floor of truck
Model 11 milsurp riot puts 12 guage buck through back glass
Brand New Chinese tokarev puts 7.62 through case, passenger seat, probably through dash into engine from back seat
Star BM puts a 115 grain hollow point through transmission from hip holster under jacket
Remington 514 puts a 22 short through side of truck from case in back seat
Colt trooper MK III puts .357 Maggie through my kidney or the Star into motor from back seat

Range day. My truck is fucking done-so mate

MRIs will set them off too

>Mauser leaning against my desk ruptures my right eardrum

yall probably don't care but my warehouse I work at has nightly security. Didn't stop my mirror from being smashed, a coworker's window getting smashed, and another coworker's radio getting stolen in the same night

All are about the same distance. No metter which goes off, Im now homeless. NDs are means for immediate eviction.

>noguns
some cop is gonna get glocklegged

>Full-auto Valmet magdumps under bed
>M500 and 10.5 Norc also go off beside it
>Tokarev in bedstand goes off (facing away, thankfully)

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AR under bed on top of a suitcase, its totally possible for it to shoot through the wall and hit a person in the shins.

good to go

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Ak shoots into the ceiling. I'm on the top floor so nobody gets hurt.

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>AKM and 12ga are equally distant to me

fug

>AK is pointed at the wall separating me from my neighbors
>the 12ga is aimed at the wall separating bedroom and living room

RIP my feet, but fuck that bitch always taking my spot - take her head off NPAP!

USP .45 going off into my neighbors wall. With my ammo I am pretty sure no one would get hurt.

LCR tosses load of #8 all over. Plastic shot cup ricochets back and nails me in the forehead.
9mm Golden Saber ends up somewhere in my truck parked outside from loaded P226

dipshit

>kitchen on the other side of the wall
Please don't hit my refrigerator. I just got it.

S&W 6906
>goes through outer wall
> across lawn
> into abandoned cat lady's former home
Should prolly have thought that over

>browsing Jow Forums
>the gun closest to you goes off
My neighbor's gun goes off because I'm browsing Jow Forums and therefore have no guns

.308 Axis 2 five feet from me. It'll fuck up a couch and a bookcase, wind up in a tree outside. It's in a soft case, which might help, but I'll probably be on the tinnitus train.

its unloaded so ha. im just finger fucking her.

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see

>tbls
nice

No, the gun goes off retard. Doesn't fucking matter if it's unloaded, a bullet magically appears in the chamber and the gun goes off.

M1 Carbine 50 cm to my right, so a hole in my ceiling and my ears at least ringinglike hell, if not a burst eardrum in the right. Don't know how much my headphones would help with that.

>TBLS
?

So i have to do some drywall work. That shit sucks.

>USP, M37, M44, A1 clone all in reaching distance
I ded.