Helmet Writing

>be me
>EE student
>some summerfag still in high school makes a cringe worthy post
>he plans on showing off his autism
>I call him out on his high school bullshit
>apparently I’m not in college
Sir you must be 18 years old to post on this board

"Too many cocks not enough time"

desu, you should have to be 25 to post here. college children are fucking retarded.

we have this post every month

>20,000-30,000 CIVILIANS

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ANIMAL MOTHER
DID NOTHING WRONG

>I can't think of anything witty or funny

lol

I’m a duel-major political science and international relations student who’s in the Naval ROTC program and working at Firehouse subs dressing up as a Vietnam US soldier and running with a us flag for my college “march for cancer” parade. What do you fucking think my mental state is?

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Plus the fact I have to spray paint everything pink because Sophomors are supposed to be doing breast cancer awareness

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dual*

>Don’t kill me I give good SUCC

Don’t shoot, I’m a virgin

>R.W.D.S.

each one of those individually would tell me you're an absolute fucking psychopath. the maelstrom of them all combined, i just have no idea, not sure this world has seen something that terrifying

Holy shit those are useless majors.

I just had my last name on the front of my helmet band

Bug chaser

I'm not sure you understand the position your currently in. your majors and your degree are worthless: it will be nearly impossible for you to find a job that you'll enjoy and will be applicable to your schooling.

>t. 26 year old who also has an equally useless history degree

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Well he's in ROTC so it doesn't really matter. He has a job if he graduates in the program.

Dumb frogposter

possibly more intimidating than you think

"I HATE NIGGERS"

THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE

This but unironically.

"Destroy after use"

BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

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"I listened to my recruiter and all I got was this helmet."

>political science and international relations student
two mistakes doesn't make one success

Dumb human poster

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'Front Towards Enemy.'

"Don't ask me, I just work here"

IT AIN'T ME

''How did i get Here again?''

can easily go into intelligence. Then to the CIA.

>What do you fucking think my mental state is?
Fucking retarded

>born to Awoo
will rally all weabs to your side

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Why all the useless shit on rails?
Just adding extra weigt.

I have a helmet I made myself that says “Don’t shoot I’m a tourist”, “Made in the U.S.A.” And pic related on it.

I would only recommend dressing that way if you can convince a few others you are marching with to do the same.

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shooting makes rails get hot senpai. rail covers stops burns and brunt-through gloves

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>the harvest of the world is ripe

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I wish to become a foreign officer/diplomat

That was the implication. Dumb nigger

>University of Pennsylvania in a dual major for 4 years in Political Science and International relations, while also having a minor in Macroeconomics and taking Russian
>already fluent in Ukrainian because immigrant family
>Can read Arabic and has a basic understanding of spanish because school
>Go into Navy for a term
>Come back home and apply for a training degree for diplomacy
>if I don’t get it, still have ROTC to help out or just work as a park ranger cause Pennsylvania has the highest payment towards Park Rangers in the US and I already have it backed up since I did volunteer/employed work with the DCNR when I was still in gradeschool

I think I’m fine

stop ruining original covers to do this shit you fags

"Sorry about that"

Pretty good user

"The violence has escalated"

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less is more

write one thing that's between two and five words, then put a pin like and the repellant/bandage/smokes and leave it at that

also avoid wearing BDU's that are too big or small, that shit's embarassing

Wanna know what would make your whole get-up 10x better...?

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Im gonna be a pink Vietnam-style US Marine larper ROTC student running down the street carrying an American flag, probably blasting Vietnam-era tunes like Paint it Black and Fortunate Son, with maybe a hint of Sabaton.
You think I’m worried about being embarrassed due to my apparel??

the whole thing sounds pretty cringy, still stick to one big bold phrase so people can actually read it unlike that shit in the OP, think more like

I think that’s kind of the point but Normies will probably find it hilarious

Just cover it in Full Metal Jacket quotes. Do "All fucking niggers must fucking hang." on the front

"I'm a massive faggot" comes to mind

>event at school
>middle of June
With that said, have a nice summer everyone

I wish airsoft wasn't gay and for kids so you could
have fun larping vietnam and drinking beers

I've read a ton about the war and play the UNSUNG server for Arma 3 as well as RS2V but it would be way cooler to do shit in person

The event isn’t in June fucking dumbass but I’m planning ahead for it
Jesus you’re a retard

This is what I have already. I don’t think that this is an M1 helmet, but no fucking Normie is going to notice and I don’t want to spend $30 on another helmet I’m just gonna wear 1 time but whatever
Will the helmet covers you get for an M1 fit this one as well?

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FUBAR Brigade

Well since you’re in Pennsylvania, you could have a keystone drawn on it with the quote “Keystone Crusader” above/below it

Tell me you're not gonna wear that desert camo with it

>I

SHALL

What about something like this?
I can’t find too many pins that would be good for this

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do this but with a UN cover

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Could do some modern renditions such as
>War Never Changes
>More Kills than Crack/Cancer
>Where can I press 6?
>25 Kills and counting

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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You could just shorten that to “Graduated top of class in navy seals”

"I masturbate to pregnant monsters"

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But how else would they know about my gorilla warfare?

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"Forgive me Mama"

>gorilla

"yeah, that Hitler, he sure was right."

"GAMER" in all caps front and center.

"to kill is human"

“So long, Saigon, Good morning, Moscow”

“Cull the Herd”

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is that a fucking war memorial?

Put a little white bottle of gun oil in the strap, or a cigarette carton. the dollars are gay

followup: you better not wear desert cammies with a vietnam helmet. I will personally escort you to hell if you mismatch like that

Those are out because I had to dig thru my millsurp chest to find the helmet

This r34 was /kino/

nice

What about a small bottle of “Pennsylvania Crude Oil”
Would match if I use “stealing oil since 1776”

No that’s not an M1 helmet and no the Mitchell cover wouldn’t fit because you need a lacing (basically another helmet with a slightly smaller diameter so it fits inside of it) to hold it in place.
Just get a repro if you’re only using it for a costume m.ebay.com/itm/WW2-US-Military-Steel-ABS-M1-Helmet-WWII-Outdoor-Army-Tactical-CS-Game-Cosplay/311994092027?epid=2014539410&hash=item48a44c09fb:g:FWgAAOSwWHBaNMjE:sc:FedExHomeDelivery!16503!US!-1

>something that terrifying
the Jow Forumsube is mysterious in it's ways....

Link to Mitchell cover ebay.com/i/112620370328?chn=ps&ul_ref=https%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F711-117182-37290-0%2F2%3Fmpre%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.com%252Fi%252F112620370328%253Fchn%253Dps%26itemid%3D112620370328%26targetid%3D413712143676%26device%3Dm%26adtype%3Dpla%26googleloc%3D9006421%26poi%3D%26campaignid%3D1057486055%26adgroupid%3D50791158846%26rlsatarget%3Dpla-413712143676%26abcId%3D1133876%26merchantid%3D115294817%26gclid%3DEAIaIQobChMI9LaY27DI2wIVgsDICh0QxwZkEAkYBSABEgIwGPD_BwE%26srcrot%3D711-117182-37290-0%26rvr_id%3D1559820755080%26rvr_ts%3De83462dc1630ad4c3ed42eaffffe1759
In your case if you are painting it, use the desert camo reversible and paint that because 1, no one ever uses the fucking desert camo shit, 2, you live in Pennsylvania, no where close to a desert

Tape a pic of Mia Khalifa to it with the quote “Vaseline Queen”