Improvised Weapons Thread

I'll start
>Grab newspaper or magazine
>roll it really tight
>Fold in half
Hobo-tier weapon but it can kill you

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I'm gonna go ahead and doubt that

Its called a millwall brick and it can bash your skull in

doubt it

It's called something your dad taught you that you still believe.

rebar, preferably rusted and/or coated in some form of bodily fluid is the only option

shove it down someone's throat and have them choke to death on it. Alien style.

Heavy padlock + bandana= improvised flail. Combine with millwall brick + duct tape for handled flail.

You forgot to fill it with pocket change and piss on it. You gave literaly half the recipe.
You really think its the news paper that makes the "brick" in the millwall? That is just so sad.
Take a lap. Then go finish reading the wiki. Slowly

coke cans in a pillow case

pad lock in a tube sock.

Pocket sand

>shachacha!

Soap in a sock, lock in a sock, cock in a sock if you swing enough meat, basically anything heavy in a good tube sock.

When are we going to ban long socks? I mean, nobody NEEDS knee-high capacity socks.

Pointy stick

The best improvised weapons in my mind are of the Chemical Warfare variety...Mustardish gas (Chlorine/ammonia), and lots of other caustic combinations.... Also cyanide can be derived from apple seeds....and Ricin can be made from castor beans (if my memory serves me correctly) with little chemistry knowledge... Also if Hodji can IED I sure as fuck can IED better!

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What do you mean nobody needs knee-high socks? I demand every female receives thigh-high stipends from the government monthly!

Basicly this
>sharpen a rebar
>impale a ratcoon or otger small rodent
>leave it in its body while it decomposes
>now your pointy stick has the plague buff
Soldiers during the revolutionary and civil wars did this with their musket balls b4 Hague convention(I think) b& it.

You spent my money on a picture of a monkey getting a blowjob?

They'd also need to expand medicaid for all the friction burns on muh dick.

Jesus fuck, you can't even get basic chemistry right.

That's pretty typical on this board.

i carry a "smiley," aka a bandana tied into a loop with a padlock locked to the end. haven't had to use it on a person yet, but i've bashed a hole in an oak tree's bark with it, so i'm optimistic about its performance.

i also keep a can of spraypaint next to the tiki torch in my backyard. instant flamethrower, who's gonna fuck with that?

I'll take a few pages from the people I work with.

Padlock belt
Padlock in bandana
Fence joints smashed to a shank
Pencils and pens
Sock filled with rocks/metal
Large nail wrapped in cloth
Small plate semi bent around your knuckles covered in a sock and masking tape tight around your hands
Tightly rolled paper with a rock at the end and soaked in water
Underwear elastic cut in half with a dried ball of toilet paper mixed with staples/paperclips at the end covered in shit
A short stick with a padlock/ toilet paper ball at the end

It's endless.

The millwall brick is just the newspaper. If you read the whole wiki you'll see that the pocket change and piss is just from a show.

or just choke someone to death. no weapon needed.

As someone who use to work in a prison, thats bullshit

Make it pointy with metal reinforcements and you got a decent shank though

You forgot the classic 12 inch portion of garden hose filled with sand, and sealed on the ends.

My teeth. I chew bubblegum all day, every day, big ginormous wads of the stuff. I look like a tobacco addict if he didn't have a half-rotten mouth and could snap a jawbreaker in two.

Bet you could suck a mean dick

Teeth, don't suck, darl', they masticate.

I too enjoy the Bourne movies.

Did none of you watch The Langoliers?

>Bedsheet+toaster=superweapon

Are you fighting the dog after it pissed on the floor?