Well just come to your house when there’s a(n) [insert disaster here] because he has guns
What do?
User will protect us!
Carson Cook
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Ayden Fisher
Chain the redhead up in my basement and feed the other three to my dogs.
Grayson Sanchez
>redhead
nigger if that's red so is my brunette gf
Logan Stewart
>Sure, just make sure to bring your own food unless you want to become mine if things get really tough! oh, and start working on those dick sucking skills, I don't think tinder is gonna be much of an option for me at that point and everybody's gonna need to pull their weight
Anthony Bell
Suggest that they improve their diet so they taste better, if you hate them. If the girl is fuckable, lower yourself and playfully banter, maybe crack a joke about her being useful in the garden.
Asher King
Ask them what makes them think I'll be there and accepting visitors?
Why not keep all 3 women? Lots of ideas if you've got the food.
Elijah Young
better than what pornhub considers a redhead
Jaxon Wood
>haha of course
then gun them down when it actually happens
Nathaniel Hall
Have sex with them. Must be a solid 8 and not annoying. 10 extra pounds won't hurt since she will lose it quick because she isn't dipping into my crate of freeze dried mealworms.
Levi James
>apocalypse happens
>incessant banging on door
>"l-let us in user!"
me, reading a book while surrounded by my guns and Bad Dragon dildos: "Fuck off!"