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Upon messing around with extra AK pistol grip I have come to find it latches very sturdily to a wide variety of places.

This is gonna seem weird, but would there be any real hazards to sticking this up my ass? It's about the same length as a buttplug and even has a curved tip to hit the prostate just right. It's sort of flared on the other end(maybe not enough?) But overall it's not a bad shape.

Has anybody tried this before, would it perhaps work a bit better if I did it with the grip attached to the rifle and secured to a foundation via voice grips?

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POST PICS WITH GRIP IN BUTT
>no homo

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Be the first.
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

Idk if that's healthy

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Oh lord, here we go

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looks flat to me

attach it to the gun and stick it in your ass

Should be no problem. Remember to post pics.

OP please deliver

op will never deliver

rubber ass plugs are cheaper and more ergonomic than ak grips

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Is this illegal in California?

This

>if op delivers he's a faggot
>if op doesn't deliver he's a faggot
Damn OP, you played yourself.

>Jow Forums, a magical place

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this is Jow Forums

we got maybe a 50/50 shot

>no ak grip ass plugs on the market

and today is the day i started my company that sells nothing but foregrip butt plugs

>this is the future we chose

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Dubs already decided it. Do it faggot

Double dubs speak truth

I would deliver but I a bit drunk and just curious atm. Gotta take a shot so it wouldn't be pretty. Maybe later m8s

like, interchangable usage? pop it off the rail and insert it into your ass, no problem? I'll take four!

Come on nigger

Whatever happens, GET ME IN THE SCREENCAP!

I mean if you want a shit covered AK pistol grip just say so. I'll give it a shot. Max diameter I've had so far is like 2 fingers. So itll be interesting

Git outta here nigger

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DO IT

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>AK
>faggot
Yeah it checks out.

Weak, up your game. How else can you plan to keister a CCW without knowing you can stretch yourself

make it a popular buttplug in your fag community so I can make some money selling the ones I have lying around.

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Come on do it, it’s a once in a lifetime experience and this board is fucking dead. GIMME SOMETHING

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i came to reap the boipucci i sowed

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OP confirmed a faggot.

ITT: edgy /b/tard samefags his own thread

That’s it? 2 fingers?

Yeah I'm not a fucking slut. Still havent shitted and pretty drunk so might not happen tonight. I'll be back though. Promise

fake and gay

1: being drunk makes it easier
2: Just squeeze a water bottle up there and let yourself be cleansed

if you don't do it tonight, you are a liar and a faggot

I ain’t a slut either, but you must be semi new

I'm bored and here all night, here's a bump to this thread, ask me anything about Canada, our gun/knife laws, or my previous job whaling

Wrong thread, kill me now

Hey whaleman!

Hey, find me on the other thread where I came from. I will be here all night

Fuking luv this board

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>: Just squeeze a water bottle up there and let yourself be cleansed
eh, the water makes me feel bad man, and then anal doesn't happen
just take a dump and wash your asshole in the shower, finger deep

also, usually the grip panels and the grip screw hole are pretty sharp from the mold edges. just use a screwdriver handle like every other experimenting teenager

You'll be more famous than that guy we talked into sticking a 50 Cal round up his ass...

but less famous than the guy who got the nugget bolt stick in his ass, unfortunately. That will take some amazing feat to top (Or bottom rather)

>Not even OP
>Want to do it
>Don't want to be banned
Fuqqqq

Id say equivalent to the nugget bolt but lesser than the Remshit 870

do it, post aftermath with timestamp and become legend (Blood is a bonus)

Use a proxy

I'd argue no, because the nugget is central to Jow Forums 'lore' and therefore has more value than an ak grip. Good point on the Remshit, forgot about that

Yes but I feel the actual feat of doing it with the AK grip would be more impressive
Nugget bolt handles are kinda small desu

It would be greater if he got the whole grip stuck up in there. That'd be an x-ray to see!

Surprisingly, there was a lot more blood than I thought there would be.

And your proof is where?

butts bleed good, big veins not very well protected
stop pushing it (the blood) out and it'll stop on its own pretty quick

been there done that quite a few times

Just like Marines, we are a bunch of really homoerotic motherfuckers

Trying to figure out how to post using tor.
Used to be able to do it years ago and now all proxys are blocked.
Oh well.
I've got the picture sitting on my desktop.

shit yeah

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>used proxies for years
>can't beat Jow Forums

I believe you

Imgur.
kNAyMs6.jpg
Not hard to find.

>using tor

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no such image or page exists so says imgur…. just post photo here

What the fuck how gay is this board. Literally half the Damn thread is anons begging this intoxicated retard to shove something up his asshole for slight amusement and for some slight sexual arousal. Yall are some absolute degenerates

OP I better see an AK pistol grip up that rear in the next hour.

>OP I better see an AK pistol grip up that rear in the next hour.
He isn't OP, but someone did

It’s made of asbestos so you could get mesothelioma or other illnesses, which would serve you right, you disgusting pedophile. Your kind will be the first to hang on the day of the rope.

>Being a Jow Forums newfag and not appreciating the long Jow Forums tradition of shoving gunparts in the pooper

HAHAHAHA wow, didn't think you'd do it. Did you have a whale of a time?

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nice.

The madman

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I have never been happier to see a man's ass

You see this, user? It's why the other boards don't like Jow Forums. Learn to control your shit when off that board like the rest of us, or we'll be seeing how far we can fit the business end of an R870 up your ass.

We have proven that OP is not only a faggot, but has basically just been cucked by a random user who usurped his place after he failed to deliver.

Why do so many anons seem to randomly have AK pistol grips laying around?

your dicks hard isn't it

+1

I have a few I got at a gun show for 1$

C-entury grip?

Holy shit this fucking thread, I’m actually in tears right now

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>tfw i stopped dirty talking with a girl to reply to this thread
You guys got me the gay

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This is being capped right? Put me in the cap

Put me in the cap

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So what do we have so far? A remington 870, a nugget, and ak pistol grips have been shoved up the asses of gay kommandos so far. I wonder what comes next.

Don't forget .50BMG

Good Lord above put me in the cap

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>SUCH
>IS
>TRADITION

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include me in the screen cap!

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>you disgusting pedophile
don't lump him in with us, thanks

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What a way to start a Friday.
Never change Jow Forums

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You're forgetting about the guy who inserted an inert mortar up his ass.

>3
Blue board, faggot.

> pic related is unironically true

I always thought it was just a meme, a legend. But no, this board both enjoys and fervently encourages the insertion of weapons and weapon accessories into the anal cavity. How did I end up here.

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