Hi Jow Forums, just moved to rural Maine. Not sure lot around here. I think I have a skinwalker in my woods.
My dog went missing and I found him up in the mountains, spayed open with a pentagram of blood around him.
What rounds work best against skinwalkers? Do they need to be silver or is that something myth?
In today's episode of shit that never happened...
>Maine
It's probably a muslim refugee.
Stay safe op.
No
shut the fuck up retard
>You will never suck off a giraffe so hard its skull caves into its neck while a colosseum cheers you on
Why even live
Im gonna need some proofs. Link it to a /b/ post if you must.
This
Welll need some proofs, faggot
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>Just post proofs with metadata so we can locate and dox you, no skinwalkers here.
I'm actually in rural Maine and I killed your fucking dog.
How do you type with hooves?
Speech-to-text
I wouldn't worry about it
>Not knowing how to scrub metadata
Literally keking, boyo.
My boys Xan and lil Man could take down a skinwalker. come to FL.
You re full of shit
Skinwalkers are more South western anyways, the most common Maine cryptid is the wendigo.
Maine is mostly haunted as fuck though, it's all ghosts up here nigga.
What part of Maine you in?
>inb4 "rural" York County
we get somolians specifically, not the more recent flood of mudslimes. they usually arent too much trouble. they are also consolidated to southern maine, which is where the libshits are. the ones in need of some cultural enrichment.
must be your local satanist cult.
just kill them in the name of god,no one will arrest you.
>Anne Frank tattoo
But why?
CAUSE HE BE WOKE NIGGA
Not OP but penobscot and the county mostly
So they know to burn the corpse once he’s dead
A live skinwalker is worth $20 mil. China pays top buck for them.
I'd put them to sleep using a spirit after baiting them. Yours looks female so summoning Cosby should work. You can look up the Cosby summon spell. It will replace her blood with qualudes for several hours.
Just remember to rape a bit before you get her ready for shipment or Cosby will be angry you wasted his lude power.
>ywn fuck skinwalker puss puss
How would would even do it and live? Preferably by consent.
>cosby spell
Well, you see, when a man sees a skin walker he really likes, there are certain physical reactions that take place.
ETs can get you a mindcontrol Ray that can get them into it, but it'll cost you.
Phillips reporting zero skinwalkers but possibly a moose over by smalls falls
>Do they need to be silver or is that something myth?
Silver might work. Fire would be better. Get incendary shotgun rounds.
not weapon
/x tier larp
>maine
>skinwalker
>not a witch
at least you tried
why not?
>spayed open with a pentagram of blood around him.
>He thinks its skin walkers
Your already dead user.
>on his nigger face of all the places
Only immigrants we get are the Jamaicans and Mexicans and only for the summer
Hancock county myself. Work in penobscot though. Bangor is a fucking shithole
>Maine
>Skinwalker
shut the fuck up
I have diarrhea.
>somolians
in MAINE? Are you mother fucking kidding me? How the fuck are the fucking bastards even getting into the country?
Lol, it's been a long time. Democratic push to make Maine blue. Bar Harbor is 48% Somali now.