Don't fuck with me spiders, I'll wreck your shit

>be me
>at home chilling after work
>suddenly see a spider on the wall and decide to kill it
>know of a way to shoot a BB gun shotgun style with toilet paper and salt
>prepare my load
>aim at the spider and fire
>all pelets missed the spider
>fuckno.jpg
>prepare a blank load and aim
>fire the rifle
>ohfuck.png
>spider litteraly becomes a smudge on the wall
>no remains were found
>mfw air has more power than shotguns

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I believe this was banned in the Geneva Convention, you just committed a war crime kiddo

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Clean your fucking walls man, that shit looks poverty tier.

Bb guns are banned by Geneva?

Shit. Why didn't I think of this? I have a red ryder. There's been a fat fly I accidentally let in a couple of days ago flying around.

Of course, why do you think no military uses BB guns?

shit..... you're right
bb gun ban when?

This thread should be good. I live in the burbs and we've developed a chipmunk problem. Little fuckers just hurdle over the paper rat traps I put out so I'm thinkin of plinking a few with pellets in my BB gun. My backyard is pretty secluded so no worries on ppl seeing. Thoughts? Or better alternatives for these crafty fuckers?

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>no remains were found
>later that night

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Why not plant some lure for the chipmunks and wait comfy in your chair while drinking a cold beer? They would be none the wiser

Good point i should look out for the family, i probably killed some spider waifu

Yeah but dead bodies turning up all over the hood wouldn't look good. At least when I splash them I can toss the little fuckers in the trash right away

Bug out kit.

aSaltgun brand aSaltgun -primary
Electric swatter for backup melee
A tweezer cup thing from my kids science kit to scoop up twitching corpses.
Need a beer bandoleer for cans of wasp, spider sprays and a few bugbombs maybe a bee keeper hat.
What am I missing Jow Forums?

Live trap + car exhaust innabox. Tell nosey neighbors you're "relocating" them.
Laser pointer and a rat trap when no one's looking.

>Live trap and car exhaust
Kek, my dad did this once with a pesky possum, forgot about this, I like it

>Lazer pointer and rat traps
Pls elaborate, this has me curious

One oversized critter-crushing boot

Attention all cunts with bug problems, just use a spray bottle mixed eith dish soap, you'll be surprised how effective it is at killing them.

A brain. Ooh ooh and a pith helmet.

>elaboration
Critters chase red glowing dots head first intro things. Many lulz.

Check and m8

Or old cigarette butts. Works on aphids, anyway.

Derp. My thoughts were not following

I was expecting that but now I'm paranoid.

Yeah I don't want to spray fucking cigarette water on my walls.