I just feel a tactical pogo stick could be extremely efficient in a millitary raid, just picture it.
>be marine
>silently and rapidly approach target's location
>10 foot fence
>speed up
>slam my weight down
>15 feet high
>front flip for extra aerodynamic points
>also looks cooler
>target guards hear nothing as i pounce over the flood lights
>land on roof
>go down chimney on pogo stick
>target hears nothing so doeant look up
>gag and tie target to back
>pogo back up chimney
>leave
Why did the millitary never introduce tactical pogo sticks?
Carter Phillips
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Jaxson Bell
10/10
Christopher Cooper
>is marine with pogo
>gets stuck in mud
>die
Gabriel Howard
>pogo stick
You mean "Irish mine detector".
Levi Clark
pogosticks are loud
Juan Roberts
>be Muhammad al babaganoush mujihadidab
>lance corporal, Isis
>Standing guard outside some shitty village inna sandbox
>bored as fuck, can't smoke, can't drink
>middle of the night
>suddenly, hear dozens of squeaky springs
>sounds like the bedsprings in Cousin Achmed's goat brothel on a busy night
>yell to Muhammad (the other one) to turn on the flood light
>see a platoon of Marines on weird sticks advancing toward the town
>raise AK and start shooting
>Marines can't shoot back, have no cover, just keep advancing
>hit one or two, Allahu Akbar
>suddenly road runs out, weird sticks jab into the sand
>marines eat shit and fall over each other
>some are yelling about broken bones
>All Isis opens up
>marines wiped out
Luis Baker
If they were researched and made specifically for millitary use they could be quiet
In syria the doesnt appear to be that mich wet mud
Less chance of hitting a land mine than walking
Its quieter than a car and louder than walking, also if it was made by the millitary they could probably make it quieter
Asher Adams
Go ahead and strap on full kit with weapon and loaded rucksack, then hop on a pogostick for a few miles. We'll wait for your findings, faggot.
Logan Murphy
what about atactical wheelbarrow op?
Alexander Ross
I could never pogo for more than like 4 or 5 bounces.
Levi Rivera
Pogoboots would be a better choice
Easton White
>is marine
>die
Chase Cox
Black project.
Eli Rivera
>>If they were researched and made specifically for millitary use they could be quiet
No I don't think so. Any sound dampening you added would reduce their effectiveness. Modern pogosticks are optimized for bounce height; if you optimized for something else you'd lose height.
Cameron Campbell
Good idea, added bouncy stuff so marines can carry equipment while bouncing
See picture, no need to carry. Just bounce it along
Elijah Cruz
Innovation V2
Jonathan Powell
But what if the pogo men need armored support? We need a pogo tank now!
Jackson Rogers
aim higher
Dominic Carter
No you fucking retard those are loud. What they really need is tactical unicycles.
>Silent
>Can go fast
>Unmatched maneuvering
>Hands free to shoot with
Adam Butler
>die
David Rivera
>recoil slows one down
>recoil knocks one over
>broken bones
>chain reaction
By all means. This topic is invigorating to my almonds. Let's keep brain storming.
Joseph Long
Bump
John Stewart
tactical roller-blades.
>can quietly glide into combat area
>extreme maneuverability
>still able to ascend stairs and ladders
>can wear when parachuting or dismounting vehicle
>if everyone holds onto the person in front of them they can daisy chain behind a single vehicle
>tactical black or safety yellow for use in training
>will be iconic like swim fins to a seal
Oliver Scott
Why not combine them for rocket pogos?
Chase Watson
>tactical gun
>can shoot things with gun
>can be silent, or not.
>pew pew at objects and obstacles
or if you're feeling a bit edgy
>can pew pew people
>can pew pew your friends
and finally
>can pew pew yourself
what do you think Jow Forums? Tactical Guns
Jordan Smith
Motorized Unicycle pogo sticks
>can be hands free
>can travel 65mph
>has rake attachment for sand, doubles as a rake
>can quite literally fuck muhammad in the ass for hours on end as bonus torture points
>tremors can't keep up
>nobody knows what the fuck is going on when there are units of motorized pogo stick driven marines going down half destroyed towns
>doubles as a make shift motorized bayonet stabber
Christopher Gray
I don't really see that going anywhere user. Now tactical eggbeaters on the other hand
Nolan White
What about a power actuated pogo? Use blanks like a ramset. Would that work?
Jacob Sanders
Tactical Zorb moddified by the millitary
>be marine
>get in my 4ft radius bullet and blast proof zorb
>squad rolls up to Muhammad's lair
>roll up and activate c4 on side of zorb to crumble the wall and propel myself through 4 unsuspecting guards
>other guards hear and approach
>roll towards them
>they shoot
>bullets pierce about 3cm of the reinforced gel
>all get crushed under the weight of the zorbs
>Mo starts to flee
>chase him down at our record speed of 52km/ph
>utterly flattern him
>roll home into big zorb helicopter
Austin Martin
pic related
Camden Cruz
city larp in small country
Cameron Gutierrez
>Slap a saddle on this thing
>Create an entire cavalry unit of fast moving robo-horsemen
>Option for mounting a turret on it
>Be sure to issue every Marine Hussar unit with a long pointed metal pole that is totally for setting up tents and definitely won't be used like a lance
Grayson Rogers
roller-marines, i love it
or would they be cavalry?
Michael White
Parker Morales
>Effectively quadrupling grenade range
I like it!
Christopher Smith
You fucking animal clear your notifications
Ayden Murphy
>is
Chase Bennett
Weaponize the UniFliz
Julian Hernandez
>Target hears nothing
WRONG. have you ever used a pogo stick in your life?
Lincoln Martinez
>Target thinks the fags next door are a little aggressive in their bedroom play
It's basically nothing.
Daniel Walker
They tried skateboards once
Austin Lee
Skating in Boots. Maybe a team full of Tom Penny's fs flipping the wall in Timbs.
Grayson Kelly
Better yet
>replace every marine's legs with these
>arms with M4's
mfw
Caleb Carter
Xavier Gutierrez
HE WAS A BOI.
SHE WAS A GIRL
COULD IT GET ANYMORE OBVIOUS?
Easton Rogers
This fucking thread
Andrew Cooper
Noboddy brought up moon shoes?
Im disappointed
William Nelson
Absolutely radical dude.
Easton Flores
Thats because everyone here is too young to have had them, these may be more recent for them
Henry Bennett
Incompetence and corruption endemic to the arms industry and their stranglehold on government.
Samuel Rivera
Bringa a whole new meaning to the phrase 'skate or die'
Jose Hill
yeah, but what about when they hear 200+ lbs of your fatass slam onto the fucking roof at terminal velocity
Jason Young
No, I remember I was a fat fuck, so the bands were constantly snapping
Ended up giving them to my little sister and she chipped a tooth when she ate shit
Dylan Martin
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Brayden Martinez
They will be too busy dealing with the aftershock.
Isaac Bell
...
Dylan Scott
Tactical heelies for urban ops
Ryder Smith
Sasuga aquaposter
Benjamin Gomez
How about tactical nerfs for confusing the enemy
Samuel Edwards
I was expecting a "they see me rollin', they hatin'" at the end, to be quite honest.