Fuck

>Live inna dessert
>Be at edge of Phoenix
>Chilling in back yard, late at night
>All of sudden hear helicopter
>Hear someone talking over loud speaker
>Can't make out what they are saying
>It gets closer
>Make out "Come out of your hiding spot"
Fuck fuck fuck my dad left for London and he hid the gun cabinet key. What do I do? This just happened. I locked all doors and windows. Freaking out right now.

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Well a guns out of the question. Got a bat? Axe, machete anything that can be used as a weapon?

Break the gun cabinet ffs
Also if you can avoid showing them your gun try it.
Engaging to a probably american helicopter (correct me if I'm wrong) will mean only a life of hiding

I have a bar bell. Solid metal. Gonna use that for right now.

It's not the helicopter I'm scared of, it's the person they are chasing.

turn off the lights, you know the house.

film it nigga

dumb frogposter

Yeah that could work. Get naked and put on a gas mask if you’ve got one

Is OP kill?

We can only hope

Call your dad, explain the situation, ask for the key.

>Fuck fuck fuck my dad left for London and he hid the gun cabinet key
OP confirmed for underage. Mods, do your job.

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>Confirmed
Based on what? You realize that the stats for living with family past 18 have shot up since the Recession, right, grandpa?

>Based on what?
OP's dad had to hide the gun cabinet key from him. My parents stopped doing that once I turned 18, I still live with them.

For real this, get a weapon, something sharp, no time to get your knoife loicense

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Fuck you I like OP

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OP is autistic, as you know from him being scared of this guy on the run

I live in west phoenix. 91st ave. Helicopter is out 3 times a week in my neighborhood. I'm used to it. Although i do make sure i have a gun out and my dog is inside when its flying around.

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dumb frogposter

>dad hid the key
Child detected

Make sure he finds and kills you so you're dad will realise how much of a cunt he is for taking the gun cabinet key.

okay op, i'm gonna walk you through this because I've been here before, and I wouldnt want you to become a Jill sandwich
>first, go to the first floor utility room in the east wing
>there, inna cabinet you should find a "broken shotgun"
>dont worry there is a use for this
>just take it, for now
>(hopefully your inventory isnt full of green herbs)
>now return to west wing and go to parlor on the second floor
>in the parlor room there should be a shotgun hanging on the wall
>remove shotgun and listen for the sound of a clicking noise coming from the entry room
>now place "broken shotgun" on the gun rack
>at this point, hopefully you sould hear another light clicking sound
>now you have a servicable shotgun
"you have once again entered the world of Survival Horror"

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