Go to park

>go to park
>pic related blocks your path
>not today Nazi this park belongs to antifa
How do you proceed?

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>How do you proceed?
Checkmate.

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Stare at ass

Smack that fat fucking booty and see what happens from there.

>Hello 911? I overheard these armed masked people talking about bombs
I'm at [park], approach silently so you wont startle them, get the drop on them

>dat ass

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*calls 911*
>I'm at X there are masked people with guns pointing them at people saying their going to start killing people soon.

>find payphone
>hello ATF? there are people armed with illegal guns harassing children and parents at the park

Tell the girl she has a nice ass and ask what she's doing hanging out with man-tits there.

>dials 911
>theres men with machine guns at the park holding hostages and threatening to kill everyone

*calls 911*

>Hello m'am, I'm at X, there's a group of armed masked men in black clothing in the park.

>They're approaching people and kicking them out of the park. They hit an old man who refused to do what they told him to and kicked him out on gunpoint.

>Please send some help, I'm here with my kids and I don't want them to get hurt.

10 mins later, Antifa scum get BTFO.

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Slap her ass

Infiltrate the group in order to fuck the ass off her while bringing them all down from the inside.

one on the right needs to dump her entire body weight via her ass on my balls repeatedly until she causes permanent, debilitating pain e.g. either testicular torsion (no operation afterwards), chronic testicular pain or a simple rupture in each ball
then she needs to laugh in my face while I'm in pain and she mocks me knowing she has significantly lowered my quality of life

Tell them that this is a gun free zone

Call police and say their shooting at passing cars.

Isn't it interesting how quick Jow Forums is to go mewling to the state for help?

As for myself, probably argue that I'm not a nazi, and there's plenty of park for them to do their thing and for me to walk my dogs.

>Jow Forums
No, I just don't believe in an armed group telling anyone this is an "antifa" or "nazi" only area.

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*Grabs the pussy*

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it's called making the best use of your current resources. it's a hell of a lot better than your cucked ass just allowing your neighborhood to be overrun with commie scum

There's no fascists in my area, so at the most they'll stand around till they start to feel foolish, then they'll go across the country to Portland. It's legal for them to open carry in a public area.
If confronted by the police while they're doing a legal thing the police can't do shit, they'll probably stay longer. If confronted by "patriots" also exercising their open carry rights, they'll probably stay longer.
Retards like you just make the problem last longer, but then that's the whole point of modern American nazism, isn't it? Just continue to make a nuisance of yourselves in the hope that a mass racial uprising suddenly occurs.

>retard doesn't understand that being armed and telling someone they can't enter an area without authority is a big no-no

I'd love to handle it myself, but then the state would fuck up MY shit.
If there's a tiger in the room, I want it to eat the other guy.

Bы чo oхyeли блядь?

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god damn, trips and the exact reply I was going to make. Takes a nice ass to look that good in fatigues.

>Didn't notice the only rifle in evidence was unloaded
And it's time for you to go back to Jow Forums now.

>Antifa is going to send 20 guys to my little town to stop me walking my dog

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they are masked up to minimize repercussions from doing harm, and they are going to have to take them off while police investigate, and their identity documented. idgaf if it delays things a bit, as the end result is a minimized threat.

>yourselves in the hope that a mass racial uprising suddenly occurs.
you're projecting hard, retard. I want nothing of the sort.

I'm not trying to defend calling daddy po po anytime you run into a problem, but be careful looking just as someone's weapon to figure out a threat. Look at his cargo pocket.

>it's unloaded!
You treat firearms like they're loaded if you haven't confirmed they've been unloaded you fucking retarded faggot. What the fuck does Jow Forums have to do with this?

Tell them that there are ""NAZIS"" elsewhere.

>Look at his cargo pocket.
Holy shit, he didn't bothered with getting warbelt and pouches. Yeah, good luck in a shootout with that.
Also, he carries his mags not upside down, nice way to get rounds dirty.
Or something like this.

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That guy isn't me. As I originally stated though, open carry is legal in my state, which is how we like it. I can't imagine antifa coming to my town because there's nothing for them to do and nobody for them to confront here.
At most they'll get some curious looks, at until some hysterical chicken little does something like call the cops or Fox news.

Actually, I say there's nothing for them to do but we're very proud of our local independant waffle and burger place, been in the same family since the 1930s. Maybe they could be induced to buy some while they're here.

>refusing to use a service you're paying for
you're a good little pay piggy.

>Communists can be induced to buy capitalist products
You silly individual, they'd just ransack the whole business.

Sue them for defamation.

insist on the equal redistribution of fire arms to the workers militia of the Jow Forumsube

And that if they do not volenteraly redistribute their firearms and munitions to me as the head of said militia. They are clearly a reactionary vanguard and thus free game for any and all armed workers.

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trips of truth

'Feel team six' ready to launch an assault on a speaker they don't like

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I doubt it. The owners are lovely people.

But even if they did they'd then they'd have to deal with the fact this is an open carry state.

That ass and tits got my attention

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the girl on the right is most likely a tranny

Even better

I hope so

Same

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take out my p08 luger and shoot their commanding officer in the head

Make a banner saying "Stalin did nothing wrong" and join them, then get a bucket and start a money collection to free Zimbabwe from its fascist occupants.

>you see, in order to defeat the jew...we must become the jew

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>Jow Forums is Jow Forums

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>the one fucking day i wear my black and red "GERMANY" shirt outside
I could autistically explain that I got it at oktoberfest at an age where black was all I wear? They had a brown and GER colored one Im not a nazi I swear (even if they are aesthetic as fuck)

>volenteraly
OOF

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Honestly probably join them. With the rise of white nationalism and hate in this country it is more important now more than ever to resist.

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This looks like apex ass, brehs. Curvy and pointing upwards, I'm in love brehs.

Seduce big booty cutie over there and get her to let me assfuck her

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Tell them that their presence is needed [Insert Somewhere Sunny And Hot] all that black clothes will be their downfall

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>cropping out the best guy

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That's the premise of the thread retard.

>Isn't it interesting how quick Jow Forums is to go mewling to the state for help?
No? What the fuck do you expect from bootlickers?

I need context

>Jow Forums doesn't shitpost on Jow Forums

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Calmly explain that I'm not a Nazi and that this park belongs to the citizens of the city, and what they're doing isn't very good comradeship

That is what comes to mind when I think of left wing militias

Shut the fuck up, you worthless newfag piece of shit. How many times a day do you bitch about Jow Forums beczuse you saw a mildly offensive post on fucking Jow Forums? Shut the fuck up! Every god damn fucking day in every fucking thread with your whiney bullshit.

Invited these fags to do just that last night...But we all know their weak asses wont show! But should this happen in my community it would take a matter of minutes to have a force organized half the size of theirs (still ample enough to devastate them). Then we split and flank the shit out of them and go ahead with beating the living piss out of the commie fucks and/or killing/spineing if they pull weapons.... Trust there are plenty of ppl waiting for these fucks to come to their community so they can put them down!

God damn, I smack that girl right in her fat brapper and ask her to come home with me

Stop shitposting on Jow Forums, Jow Forums.

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I already pay for it, might as well use it.

>tfw can shoot the wings of a fly with a mosin at 300 yards
>these commie fucks couldnt hit the broadside of hitlers left nut at point blank

This is my first post in this thread you hysterical fucking moron. Stop derailing every god damn thread.

I pull out my gun and shoot them for literally assaulting me while carrying weapons. Then I fuck the dead girls fat ass, cum inside, and continue walking my dog

based and redpilled

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>This is my first post in this thread

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Eat that Antifatass like organic groceries

>not being aware of the terror cell leader Cody Cigar.
youtube.com/watch?v=LJA8-HnNslk

That girl's got a fat ass. Fuck her, converting her coven of admirers into incels immediately.

Larp as a Jew and berate them. Call them antisemitic if they try to do anything about it

>whines about Jow Forums
>calls himself Jow Forums when he wouldn't kill the communists and rape their fem-commissar

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>Thinks I wouldn't kill commies just as easily as fascists
>Thinks real Jow Forumsommandos don't hate all forms of bootlickers

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>that booty
I guess I'd hit on her to start with

Nah, I'd do this too. You don't have to be Jow Forums to agree that commies can be just as bad as Nazis. Just look at all the genocide they did to people that they thought were inferior and if you do the math they killed just as many if not more people, ignoring WW2 combat casualties and looking purely at civilian deaths/genocide

*B I G W H I F F*

The Reich did nothing wrong, unless you think rounding up militant communist jews and gypsies to be a bad thing.

Well, time to seize the means of production. Specifically hers.

>quickly says he'd kill communists and any totalitarian element that threatens funs
>defends communists and chooses the peaceful option

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You realize that they basically just killed anyone they felt like, right? Including autistic faggots like yourself

>defends communists
[citation needed]

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>argue that I'm not a nazi,
user, once they label you a nazi, you're a nazi.

thought you were this user here have a rare ian

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> frog posting

airsoft guy goes airsofting in the woods with friends. He jokes with friends and tries to act tough. Friends take pictures. Many laughs were had. Friends enjoy each others company.

That's cool user, it happens. As an aside I love that retro poster shit.

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call the boss for permission to pass

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>Chinga tu madre, cabron.
>Unleash pitbull and use Mexi powers to run fast and hop fences, til safely eating a taco at home
>Turn in one of many cousins when police ask who did it