Carries a gun

>People think I'm and not wanting Jow Forums to be ripped gun user like rambo or any other 80s action movie commie killer and instead they'd rather dress up like their anime girls and take s*y

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gotta do em in reps

You can't do 30 pull ups

not all in 3 minuets you idiot, do them in reps

Why would I need to learn MMA if I have a gun?

Because if you shoot somebody over a fist fight your ass is going to jail, a gun is the last resort or if a weapon is involved, and you just should?
You wouldn't have time to draw if tyrone and friends already started charging you

If I were a zoomer, I'd say "oof"

You can't do 30 pull ups

Jow Forums is even worse of a meme infested shithole than Jow Forums is tho

I don't get in fist fights and if someone tries to push me into one I'll leave if able or legally shoot them if unable.

Here's a less retarded reason. You may have to fight someone off in order to draw and/or keep retention on your weapon. It's also literally never a disadvantage to be fit to fight.

>You may have to fight someone off in order to draw and/or keep retention on your weapon. It's also literally never a disadvantage to be fit to fight.
True and even more important if you're smaller or fatter than average. There's a lot of things we SHOULD do that could add up to consuming every hour and dollar we come across. Don't let "should do but" prevent you if you think you might ever need it though. Being fit and skilled in fighting should definitely be encouraged to any good man though and you should be proud if that's you.

what if i workout and im not rambo yet
what if i am just toned but strong
im also a 5'7 manlet so end me

>I'm sick of people here looking either like fatfucks or girlyboy traps

Get over it, snowflake. Quit trying to control other people.

Don’t be a nigger, don’t act like a nigger. If you’re so hotheaded that you get into fistfights, you probably shouldn’t have guns in the first place.

Stallone is like 5'7 too

>Imagine thinking that people should better
themselves is bad

A certian group of brown skinned people have a habit for attacking random strangers in packs. You never know when or if some drunk,junkie, or nigger(s) will be unstable and you're gonna need to protect yourself without a gun

Krav Maga and CQC training are fucking memes. Learn Muay Thai or Legit Aikido/Hapkido or shut the fuck up about martial arts.

>tfw me

Sorry user.

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i may be an out of shape, sad, depressed fuck, but i can still place rounds center mass 10 out of 10 times at 300 meters.

There's literally nothing wrong with getting in fist fights. Dumbfucks who decide they need to be pussies and shoot people over fighting are part of the reason this country is falling apart.

>when the divide and conquer share blue shill has to make a new thread after everybody called him out last time for his "fatties shouldn't own guns" thread
Just sad.

"Legit" Aikido is still a meme. Muay Thai is unquestionably the best striking martial art, but kyokushin karate is also good. Personally I think Sambo is better in self defense situations than BJJ for grappling.

>krav maga is a meme
>learn "legit" aikido
Oooook.

What's special about kyokushin? I was thinking of learning baby's first striking art and was between some kind of karate and boxing.

Karate in general is pretty good for striking if it's one of the schools that actually focuses on full contact sparring. Problem is lots of karate schools are glorified belt factories that just teach katas and how to perform blows.

I read "Get Tough!" by Fairbairn, does that count?

>Carries a gun
>Does push ups
>Learned mma.
But.
>Doesn't live in tibet practicing Kung Fu with the monks
>Doesn't meditate under waterfalls during the winter.
>Doesn't spend a large portion of his time kicking bamboo trees

It's like you chose the most practical and pertinent things to meet your subjective security needs.

Just like some people only need a gun to address their concerns

This could have been a decent thread if OP wasn't a gay. For as tacticool as this board likes to be it's pretty important to remind each other that all the amassed gear doesn't mean shit if you're a fatass. Bugging out requires, you know, walking a lot.

>not wanting to dress up like a cute girl and shoot guns
fag

I’m still serious about you gettin an el Camino.

>I'm sick of people here looking like [...] girlyboy traps
You know you're on Jow Forums, right?

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If you're trying for karate go shorin-ryu for striking or goju-ryu for grappling. What would be more effective and less time consuming is spending some time in both judo and boxing. Those two would essentially teach you how to avoid being hit, how to hit someone in the head, how not to be thrown and how to throw a motherfucker. All of the mystical read-between-the-lines shit is for self improvement through lifestyle changes or very situational to explicit circumstance. You can save a lot of time if you just want to know practical application instead of Wang's 7000 Prophecies.

It's funny because OP is noguns and dyel.

I guess I have no choice but to obey the triple double, but I don't think any schools around here teach those. In fact, the only place that's specified something was a kyokushin place.

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Go back to Jow Forumstranspassing, you screwheads. The term "transgender" gives me the mental image of a teenager with a t-pose in car headlights, about to be hit at 95 mph by my goanimate chrysler sedan.

>getting fit for no other purpose than you care what people think
lol what a faggot

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Kyokushin generally practices full-contact sparring and some decent technique. If you go to the karate place where you live, and they don't spar, then it's not worth your time or money. Sparring is an essential part of training.

>"I don't need muscles, I have a fun"
>gets his gun wrestled away from him / knocked out of his weak hands in a close quarters engagement with an unarmed/armed target
Guns XOR Muscles is a stupid argument regardless of which one you choose
Guns AND Muscles is the answer.

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Throughout most of history most soldier are relatively skinny due to walking and running so much. You need enough muscle to carry your shit obviously, but overall cardio >>> muscle mass. The trend of huge bodybuilder soldiers who roid out and weightlift is a new thing.

yeah this is Jow Forums, not /lgbt/. The only traps we need here are the mechanical kind and the only time a trap should post here is if they're showing off the weapon they'll be using to kill themselves. The only time the person who's behind the gun matters is if it's relevant to the discussion about the gun. In this case the thread is arguing that merely having a gun is not enough and that you should also be in good shape. Also if you have muscles then fists are weapons too.
Fuck off noguns with no guns(muscles)

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Think it all you want. Just don’t try to make me conform to some fucking ideal standard. And be ready to catch a full ration of shit when you start talking about how you think people should look. If you’re so delicate that you can’t handle the idea of people having views different than yours, maybe you should find an echo chamber more suited to your temperament.

>you're gonna need to protect yourself without a gun

Is the concept of CCW foreign to you? Especially if you’re spending so much time in the ghetto.

Please tell me you’re rocking a mullet under the do rag. You’re the avatar of every Lynrd Skynrd fan that ever drew breath.

If you’re gonna fistfight as a hobby, do it during Fight Night down at the casino so you can make some cash on it. If you’re doing it to settle your differences, you got a problem.

Why not Krav and Muay Thai? What's so bad about Krav?

just stop

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Your "martial arts" are gonna get you hurt if you fuck with me, boy. And when you're crying on the floor not able to breathe because the 'fat son-of-a-bitch' pepper sprayed you and shoot you in the dick, you can crane kick yourself in the ass for being such an ignorant retard.

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i hear you loud and clear user

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Krav Maga is a lowest common denominator martial art that may or may not work. It's completely based off of pre-fabricated combos. It doesn't teach the trainee how to fight, it teaches them some combos to try in the event they get attacked.

I'd suggest boxing first. Being able to put someone down and get away from them is more important than grappling. Situational awareness in each respect is different for the various styles. Being able to get away from someone while standing is going to be what you encounter most of the time so figure out which priority is most important to you and train accordingly.

Krav maga is fucking retarded.

Would you guy recommend Systema