>S-700 is capable of taking a plane out anywhere on the planet.
What will the Amerifats and Euro -losers do now that Russia has a weapon capable of ground entire nations. This is why Russia would never lose a war with the weak western nations.
Ingenuity.
> dzhis time is of real, Amerikanski!
Do America’s even have good anti-air system? No. Patriot is garbage. The S-200’s and S-300’s are far more advanced and capable than the best missle defense systems America has. Prove me wrong. The only way amerikkka can provide anti air protection is by moving mediocre patriots and their warships in range of what they want to protect. Sad.
I actually laughed. Imagine if they actually said that. How stupid they would sound.
Price me wrong ameritard. Where is your mighty missle defense system? Patriots are a laughing stock. Why do you think your government fights so hard to not let ally’s buy S-400 (;
Wait, is this how bad vatnik shills actually are these days or is this a satire thread? you're literally speaking in the russian version of engrish.
>The government said it, so it must be true!
You don't actually believe this, do you?
don't forget the thumbnail image.
YOU American scum don’t know. Your government lies to you and tells you it’s freedom. Your army is made up of whores and soft men who just want paycheck. Russians work hard, we suffer but fight on. Your country is morally weak.
I don’t shill, I’m just not blinded by faux patriotic feelings like you America-fat. Your country would be demolished. Your tanks are laughable and mediocre by today standard. Your planes barely work. You have F35 but it is a garbage pile. Your only good working jets are F16 which are same Gen as current ours. Your navy is a joke made up of homoesexual and women. Yes it is big, but all it takes is a well placed anti ship missile to sink a carrier. Your army is made up entirely of weak sad men who just want to scrape together welfare money rather than fight patriotically. You have fats in your military. Your only relevant force is Muhreens but they are small and under equipped.
Half of your nation is weak men and women with more balls than the boys. Your country would give up in the first month of a real war. Americans haven’t experienced a war on their own territory. All it would take is a few ballistic missile to strike American cities and we’ll see how willing the people are to continue a fight.
Even IF this were true then they would have to have an absurd number of them. I bet they only ever make less than 100 and that is a generous number
Sage
Idk man last time we got attacked by another country the entire country unified for a brief time and then we proceeded to fuck japan in the ass
The Arabs killed ~3k in New York and now the Middle East will never be the same, but OK "Ivan".
>forgets that Russia would have been steamrolled by Germany if not for America taking the heat off of Russia and also providing Russia with massive amounts of food tanks weapons and raw materials during the war
And now New Yorkers love them. And now there are colonies of the clit-cutting throat-slitting bastards all over the country. They're building a megamosque in Boise FFS.
Face it. We lost.
How many times have we "accidentally" killed your soldiers with drone strikes meant for sandniggers? Everytime Putin is too much of a coward to fight back. Even when Israel destabilizes the regime's Russia props up, they do nothing.
The paper tiger China is more of a threat than Russia. Your nuclear subs and power plants don't even have computer technology, tovarisch.
Buy ammo, wait 2-10 years for Civil War 2: Electric Jiggaboo, and hope for the best my dude
>amerisharts unable in sarcasm
Nothing new
There is no 'the best' in civil conflict.
>artificially devalue the price of gold, even more
>spread a fake roomer that putin is jewish, and spam it on VK harder than an indonesian shill getting paid .10 cents a post
>create the world largest clusterfuck of power vacum the likes of which of have never been seen, but with the worlds 2nd largest collection of "weapons that shall not be used"
>??????????
>profit
Oh darn, well in that case we'll just vote our way out of this mess, fellas!
Shoot a missile back at them, not send a plane to attack? Seems pretty straight forward.
The greatest loss will be the internet. All of you fools may be stocking up on ammo but I am stocking up on the true currency of the apocalypse: Pornography. I'm talking porno mags sealed and stashed away. No need for electricity for those
You should have stopped looking at porn years ago, newfriend.
Only mags? No blow ups, solo pics, or even VHS?
Zhirinovsky has been a loon since the 90s lol.
even russians no longer listen to him
Bah. I will be the only one who knows how to malt grain and make beer medieval style. Even porn will take a back seat to a frosty delicious mug of liquid bread.
>porn when rape laws arent enforced
do you even into marauder?
So when is the S-6000000 coming out?
Blow ups are chump game and VHS is worthless without power (and already hard to find)
nah I'm good
Toilet hooch shall reign supreme
>implying there will be enough women to go around
>implying some chicks won't just anhero to prevent that
>implying you can find chicks innawoods
>yuppy brewpub douchebags will exist after SHTF
there is no hope for this world, I'm going to go put peanut butter on the fence outside NORAD in hopes they mistake a bear rubbing up against a sensoe for a major attack and nuke everything, people are slightly more retarded these days trust what computer screens tell them now so it might actually work
>implying there will be enough women to go around
>enough women
>women
user.....
Hello dadios
Ivan here from Radio Moscow where all the fun times are happening. Soon we play some funky beatles tunes but first some new.
We can call useless wissile by bigger number. Today announcement that useless wissile the s300 will now be called the s1200 which is four times greater. We asked officer wissile command and he said in imagination we zap zap pew pew anywhere anytime! Our reporter aske 'what about in not imagination but reality?' two Chechen came and take reporter away so we not be asking those stupid questions! Wissile officer also asked us to tell you our patriotic viewer that lada granta is fuel efficient family car with also window and built in chair for driver. Remember broken winter heating is just way beloved president king tsar emperor bless us with opportunity to dance madly in exercise to stay warm. If old person cannot be dancing just burn corpse to heat hands like in siege of Leningrad. Lenin great man really he may have fucked us for 70 years but he believe in what he was doing. Also Stalin may have killed many, many, many people for no reason at all, but he loved his country. So when you think o President Tsar King Putin, think how difficult his job, how much he love us to co-ordinate renaming shit wissile to new bigger number shit wissile and in your imagination think how great wissile culd be in imagination ad not be thinking about broken winter heating or shitty pension any more. Now the beatles with 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah'
>try to shut down rebellion led by durkas with AKs
>your troops are equipped with some of the best equipment of the Cold War
>have complete air and artillery dominance over the battlefield
>proceed to get fucking raped and lose 5000 soldiers KIA
You slavs cant fight for shit against uneducated, poorly armed goat fuckers despite having massive advantages in equipment. What makes you think you can beat the #1 military on the planet with an air force that dwarfs any comparable nation.
"By January 3, the 131st Brigade had lost nearly 789 men killed (further 75 were captured, and only 160 reached safety), including almost all of its officers. In addition, 20 of 26 tanks and 102 of 120 other armored vehicles were lost as well. The entire Maikop Brigade of over 1000 men had been wiped out in sixty hours."
Joke time
Ivan has new lada granta after selling daughter to Chechen and standing beside it
Boris see him and say 'hello ivan you have new family fun fuel efficient car with seat for driver?'
'yes' say ivan 'but lada starter motor is new'
'good?' say Boris
'yes they Medvedev it by putin in another'
'good?' say borris
'same' say ivan
they abandon Lada by pushing into lake and go drink vodka and cry for daughter ( this is funniest part)
What of the fuck are you saying about me Yankee Doodle? I will have you know I am first in shift in wissile posts and have been involving in many US civll war thread and I have over 300 confirmed T-14 posts. I am trained in cubicle and am the top weapon in Russian arsenal.I will be wiping the fuck out of you with my Russia stronk posting the liking of which has not been seen in theatre of modern internet warfare. You think we cannot locate you with prostitute? Thinking again you fucker. As I am tying I am contacting supervisor borris who has telephone and he is telefaxing the FSB who are sending microfilm in shoe to agents in the USA and your telephone directory entry is being traced right within the next six months or so. So you better be preparing for a lack of winter heating. The lack of winter heating that means you wear three sets of underwear and oven gloves. You are dead like prostitute in Moscow underground carriage line 3. I can be hear on in comments section of daily express or glp or ats. I can be anywhere for duration of 12 hour shift and I can whatabout you in 700 different ways and that is just with Vietnam posts. Not only am I master of English language typing but I have several dictionaries from old KGB library and I can be using these to make many claims regarding Russian air defence capability, you person of shit. If only you had know the things we can smear on doorknobs and get caught for your little 'clever' comment was about to start a file on a request to identify you maybe you would be holding that tongue. But you could not so now you forfeit your potato you village idiot. I will be new wisssile posting and 5u57 all over your thread and you will almost think I am not making shit up, but I am. Sometime you will die, as we all do, such is life.
Blow ups are for industrial size jerk off rooms. I know the demand for such things are low, but the demands is still there. If you got VHS stored away, high chances are you're a man of thinking, chances are you stored away a power supply for your VHS fap.
>plastic over glass
Fucking disgusting.
But yes readers whatabout the yankie doodle plane is it not to expensive it cost nearly GDP of Russia! How shit is that. We do same with rubber band and bolts stolened from lada granta production line and compressed dried turnip skin. WE call that SU57
Also when thinking about useless wissiles from Russia remember what bout something else, like vietname? Look at that yankee doodle not s big now hey? Also stealth not work and paper of fiction is massive confusion between imagination and reality in Russia today! What good fun! Don't be thinking about pension and shitt cheese be thinking about shitty wissile and mighty colony of drug dealing bikers playing USSR in donesk
Now some music remember if shit wissile and cheese are getting you down be like red army and be happy as if lada granta actually start
VHS also degrades, DVD or blu-ray would be better
Didn’t a bunch of you ruslies get greased by the US military not to long ago? Doesn’t Russia lead Europe in HIV cases per capita? Doesn’t Russia’s only aircraft carrier need a tug because it is so poorly designed and maintained? Doesn’t Russia have more browns per capita than other European nations?
That's nothing kid, S-900 can take out any plane in the solar system!
OUR S-800s can take out S-700s anywhere on the planet
Checkmate Vladimir
>Do America’s even have good anti-air system?
Yes, its called an air force
And 2 oceans and a fuck huge navy
Israelis on suicide watch.
>You slavs cant fight for shit against uneducated, poorly armed goat fuckers despite having massive advantages in equipment
That's fucking HILARIOUS considering the US, with all the MUH STEALTH and MUH CARRIERS and MUH $100B BUDGETS got TOTALLY CONQUERED by a bunch of uneducated, unarmed, pig fuckers. You're not even a white nation at this point and won't even speak English in 20 years.
>pig fuckers
...pig fuckers?
did you read a bad translation of a Toni Morrison novel?
I love slavaboo posters they bring me joy. Slavposts always manage to produce a good chuckle.
Never change gopnik, never change.
>the internet
>the thing literally designed to withstand a nuclear attack
>will somehow be destroyed by a civik war in one country
>chuckle
here's some more chuckle for ya. but yeah, just worry about MUH RUSSIANS like the jew media tells you to do.
>1776+242
>not knowing about the Star Wars program.
>the thing literally designed to withstand a nuclear attack
This was the intent with the early research versions but was never implemented. Can't access the internet without power bud.
This is a really strange thing to devote one's time to making. Also, I don't get the hate for mexicans. It's like you guys have never had a good burrito or churro. Burritos are the perfect food to eat in the shower and pair well with the perfect beverage for the shower, beer.
you do realize we americans actually like drugs and its mostly idiots that suck at taking them that find them "bad"
Imagine spending time to make something like that
>Russia has a weapon capable of ground entire nations.
What the fuck? I think it’s trying to communicate.
If this article pic is correct that "leading russian politician" is Zhirinovskiy, a long time clown and loudmouth who never was anywhere close to being popular, so trusting his word is kinda stupid
>Zhirinovskiy
>A leading Russian politician
>Do America’s even have good anti-air system? No.
Who needs a cutting edge IADS when your Navy has more aircraft than the entire Russian Air Force and Navy combined?
And you didn’t see S-1100. It can take out every plane in the galaxy.
>How many times have we "accidentally" killed your soldiers
Zero.
Sorry. We were cleaning our drone and the missile fired itself.
The belgian air force confirms this story
This clown of a politician is so retarded, he makes Donald Trump look like a genius.
>this nigger hasnt seen the secret kbp photos oft the S-∞ that fucks up shit you cant functionally imagine as a sapient being
>muh drumpf
>zhirinovsky
>zhidinovsky
>leading Russian politician
Wow RT
Oh Lada user. You make me all fuzzy inside.
Kek. The radar wouldn't even cover the entire Earth and you're telling me the engagement range is over 20,000km!? GTFO Ivan.
>price me wrong Ameritard
Do you even English faggot?
>why not let ally's buy S-400
Why would we want allies buying weapons from a red force? What military does this as good strategy and diplomacy?
Lol. And cabbage muncher here thinks Patriots are the only thing we have. They were first produced in 1976 (42 years ago) We got other shit, but we don't boast our best tech like loose lip ruskies do.
Also lmao at the fact you think we can't jam your faggoty potato cannons.
And PAK-FA 5th gen fighter is a memebird. Piss off
The AEGIS is superior to the S-3/4/500 by far. Hope this helps.
>conquered by pig fuckers
Don't remember losing territory to them.
Our goal wasn't to glass them. That whole asymmetric warfare against insurgency thing? You know, where insurgents blend in with a non combatant civilian population, of which the latter you are actively trying to avoid harm to, while those pig fuckers take pot shots and run back into densely packed residential areas full of civilians? Yeah, thought so. Stupid Slav talking out of his ass. As usual.
Although we should leave. If they want Islam they can keep it. Just like we let those Viet Cong keep communism (and look where that got them). If they want to suffer, let em'. I'll cry comfortably while I walk out on my lawn without getting murked by a 50yr old mine and feed my family without having to steal pets from neighbors.
Yeah man burritos are great. No idea how we'd ever get by making them on our own without putting ourselves on track to minority status. This country is the perfect home for anyone all they have to do is be an American bigots have no place here.
>Although we should leave.
Or maybe we shouldn't have invited them all here in the middle of toppling their countries and killing their families.
it's literary the same as ever you wasted trillions and Taliban are still as strong as ever.... Wow how can you fail so hard and still pouring billions into that failure?!
Agreed. We got Demonrats to thank for that.
Not even mad at this statement. Should have said fuck UN, EU, Geneva and nuked them from the face of the Earth. They'll just fight for another 1400 years over what leader emulates their child fucker prophet the most anyways.
Astonishing. With this one fell swoop the Russians have claimed superiority over it's western counterparts. The Dragon and the Bear rise to liberate the world from the clutches of American imperialism. With Chinese inter-quantum mass computing, Bose-Einstein reinforced fiber optic super-carriers and Russian Solar System Wide Anti Air Defenses the age of an American superpower has ended for good. The East will not fill the hole America left, but will emerge anew as the humble and benevolent guides to a world brought to the brink by the American harbingers of war and colonialism.
>super-carriers
can't launch aircraft without a ramp
This entire thread
Sheer corruption caused some of that. With Era filled with sand.
delusional
Nothing will ever be nuked from the face of the world again. Stop dreaming, if our glories leaders nuke a place how can they exploit every cent out of it? Won't happen... Money talks!
Based, redpilled and IMPRESSIVE.
>S-700 is capable of taking a plane out anywhere on the planet
well yeah in theory a sufficiently long ranged missile could take out a jet after the jet did it's mission twice, landed and hangared still. there is a serious time factor here like half a day of flight.
Isn't that almost every thread on Jow Forums?
You left the best parts out of that. Civilian casualties from the picture and some other shit related 131st being wiped out.
>In late 1994 through 1996, Grachev played a key role in initiating and leading the First Chechen War. He was one of authors of the idea to use force to "restore constitutional order" in the breakaway republic of Chechnya and publicly promised to swiftly crush the Chechen separatist forces "in a couple of hours with a single airborne regiment."[5][6] He was rumoured to have launched the disastrous storming of Grozny while drunk during the celebrations of his 1 January birthday.[7] As TIME commented in 1995: "Grachev had remarked recently that only an 'incompetent commander' would order tanks into the streets of central Grozny, where they would be vulnerable (...) Yet at the end of December he did it."[8] Eventually, in July 1996, following his re-election, Yeltsin sacked the disgraced Grachev. The First Chechen War soon ended with more than 100,000 soldiers and civilians having lost their lives.
>Most distress calls from the 131st went unanswered, as other army groups were either unprepared or, strangely, celebrating the New Year.
>S-200
It's obvious that you don't know what you're talking about, why even bother?
>Pavel_Grachev
Has there ever been a more incompetent and corrupted general?
You said accidentally, retard. The strikes on those Russians was intentional.
>Su-25 shot down, a video is immediatily on the internet
>"Hundreds" of "Russian soldiers" "killed" and "Russian vehicles" "destroyed" in a "massive battle"
>Not a single video or photo of it exists to this day
Yeah, like I said, zero.
>capable of ground entire nations
HOLY FUCK
>we Jormungand now
how the fuck you call patriot A FAILURE?
they even have a"return to home function"
youtube.com
their LRD has a range of 15.000km same with the one from usa
oh yeah reminds me when the total not bs buissness insider claimed usa killed 719 russians
because a ukrainian radio said so
If Anerican TBMs are so bad why did the Russians and Chinese bitch non stop when THAADs came to Korea?
I always got the feeling that American approach was to go all in on airpower and technology and russians eventually fell to going all in on countermeasures to said airpower?