Drinking

1 slug of KSG-chan to go.

Word, I'll join you. I'm still getting that blantons but I'll take shots of tequila if I miss. Oh yeah and I'll need a beer to chase the shots and as a palate cleanser for my whiskey.

60 PROOF?! I CAN GET WATER OUT THE GODDAMN TAP

youtube.com/watch?v=2jFrqxDUVxM

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You have to be 18 to post here.

Thanks for DDing user.

>just "gin" and tonic
*serves you well liquor and charges you $12*

>just "whisky"
*serves you well liquor and charges you $12*

German Budweiser.

get out of here stalker

>Blantons
Patrician.

How're you doing? Good. May I have ahhhhhhh... Wild Turkey and Coke, thanks.

*tips 25%*

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Got any of this? Almost dry

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>drinking store bought "moonshine"

I haven't seen that name in a while. Are you the real deal though?
Jow Forumsnob creek straight.

>judges other people's taste
>drinks Wild Turkey

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Mixed with coke no less. I bet he gets 81 too.

101s alright for wanting wake up still drunk.

Bottle of Old Crow and a fuck you for the road.

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It the only thing I can find that around here that doesn't taste like diesel and acetone so fuck you.

You ever try a barrel proof bourbon? That shit will catch up to you.

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I'll take a cold beer and Texas Red, thanks

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4 shots everclear, 2 shots of 5 hour energy, and Jolly Rancher Green Apple Soda on the rocks, please.

Oh man I'm getting reflux just looking at that image. It's good for sipping but if you drink to win christ do you remember it.

Jäger and Lemonade

A Trappist ale, thank you.

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That just looks lovely.

An excellent choice, and a lovely beer garden among the hops.

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Lukewarm cosmoline mixed with molton hot MRE cheese and bacon spread.

Vodka and sparkling water made with vodka so low quality you have to dig into the foundation to get to it.

Budweiser

The drink that got me through my first enlistment

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I always sipped it, I only take shots of vodka and tequila. I remember the first time I tried it. I was like why the fuck am I so drunk? Oh.

It's great. You can taste the heat but it's not overbearing. There were a few months where my local store had it on the shelves regularly and I was going through a couple bottles a week. That was an interesting time in my life.

An old fashioned, thanks, with Woodford.

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You have deplorable taste but I find myself compelled to drink with you. I'll have what he's having.

Holely Bartender

I saved money and drank at home. This dive stinks like swamp ass anyway

can I get a white Russian, it's cold outside here.
What's a fair price for a PS90 these days?

What's everybody doing? I'm watching UFC unleashed, Forrest Griffin vs Tito Ortiz #3.

Moscow mule

Weisbier and a bowl of MRE cheese-filled cracker bites.

Retarded but possibly feasible idea coming through

ATF
>Glass wall with 25 yard pistol range behind it
>Bar on one side of glass partition
>Shooting bench on the other
>Holes cut through glass wall at each bay
>Large enough to stick your forearms through but too small to pull the full sized handgun through to the bar area
>Grab drink and mag/ammo at the bar on the far wall
>Sit down at the "range"
>Fire store Glock 17 with one hand and drink with the other
>At ceasefire a plexiglass gat goes down over the arm holes so the barboy can put up fresh targets
>Guy with the best group gets a free drink (after spending $.50c a round)

Probably also chain the gun to the station so idiots couldn't throw it down range

Shooting parlors were a common sight in bars before everyone became fucking pussies

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>German Budweiser

I'm lucky to get German anything here, buddy. College ain't cheap.

Shitposting in my room while thinking about my ex and how it might've worked out. I need a drink.

Just whore out your blood plasma, I did that last semester. Hope you don't mind needles and incompetent staff.

Nobody drinks, it's for faggots, we all smoke taima and pop percs, snort heroin, cocaine, take LSD, smoke DMT. Try living in the 21st century boomers.

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George Washington special. Porter and a hash pipe.

Not a bad idea, actually.

Still can't do much about beer selection, but such is life

drinking Finlandia, listening to JRE 1183, playing Skyrim.

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Been a while since I drank at an actual bar. I'll start with a shot of Jim Beam and a Miller lite. Probably switch to Jack n Coke afterwards.

I'd like to propose a game: anons drunkenly suggest weapon ideas that seem like a good idea at the time, and other anons suggest improvements/inform each other that the suggestion already exists/explains why your idea is retarded. I'll start.

>equip B52 full of 500lb bombs with JDAM kits
>precision carpet bombing

al/ck/ is thattaway

Hot fuzz?

Ill have a redbull.

2 years sober here.

I'll have a bud light.

WT101 is decent for the price

Ouch. Try not to spend too much time thinking about her.

Right on. I started playing dark souls and I'm getting my shit rocked by the four kings at level 1. I keep loosing track of my health and getting caught by a grab attack that will kill me if I'm not at >75%.

I have my drinking under control. That was years ago. And don't judge people for drinking in a thread about drinking.

Listening to music that reminds me of the past that I can never return to, and trying to get drunk with inadequate amounts of beer and gas station liqour.

/spoiler/just like every night/spoiler/

I'm a severe alcoholic currently in treatment, I'll be out on the deck drinking coffee and chainsmoking.

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Oooof

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Hey guys, I brought my clay pigeon tosser if you want to have a crack at a few.

Also ordered us up some pizza shooters and extreme fajitas from the bar on my way out. Waitress should bring them soon.

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Fag, booze weed and nothing else kiddo.

Yeah haha great flick

Another one

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straight gas station vodka from a plastic bottle
followed by being harassed by everyone else in the bar and feeling alienated because this is a normie Jow Forums bar and crying myself to sleep at home after not having the courage to kill myself

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What kind of music?

Now that's the right kind of energy. I had pizza for dinner. Fajitas would hit the spot right now.

Oh shit I thought you were referencing the Departed.

Where do gas stations sell vodka? I like plastic bottles because my trash doesn't clink as much.

Trying not to drink anymore.

Onions strawberry milk please

I'll also have a glass of distilled water or rainwater and pure grain alcohol. 7/10 of the earth's surface is water /K.

Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation?

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I'm listening to the indie rock EP that my twin brother recorded in high school, I can guarantee you've never heard of them unless you're from NE Ohio. Its just normie shit about failed relationships, but its been hitting hard lately for some reason.

>rainwater is the same as distilled water
>wildly varying pH
>bicarbonate, salts, calcium, magnesium, potassium
not to mention there's fluoride in rainwater in some parts of the world
consider suicide you retard

by "gas station vodka" I just mean shitty vodka. usually found bottom shelf at your local store or maybe some convenience stores.

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Sorry Yuri, not understanding the reference makes you the retard.

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Yeah I wouldn't know it. I've never been to Ohio. Did something happen recently or is there something going on that has you down? This song here was one of my go-to's for bad times.
youtube.com/watch?v=gAVK_LaIJEE

Oh yeah I've had my fair share of that. Drinking out of the bottle in bed. Make sure you drink a lot of whatever type of water you prefer.

Goldstrike & coke please

Glass of Tennessee whiskey

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nothing. trust no one not even your self.

I'm in the process of breaking up with my girlfriend of 6 years, just had our anniversary last week

Sober October, drinking tea.

Coffee with honey jack and cream, what music is playing?

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Stag, and two jäger bombs, is it alright if me and the guys play poker and smoke cigars in here?

Whatever stout you have on tap, please.