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Honestly don't care, it's an entertaining conversation

Those FALs from the bush war

I love women with hairy armpits

Would you pray for me user?
CAG style 1911s

I unironically hope for rahowa

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Real question. How do you manage to come to Jow Forums and still resist the urge to give in to lust? You can't go thirty seconds scrolling through posts here without ending up at an image meant to provoke a sexual response. It's like jumping into magma and trying to stay cool.

>walther p38

I planted a weapon on a guy I shot and killed in a self defense shooting to make it seem more justified. dont regret it at all

>working a wagecuck job at Wendys
>in the ghetto
>fights, junkies were dragged out, robberies were attempted on a weekly basis
>start cc'ing a glock, management be damned
>serving a women at the counter when a guy walks in, and starts right behind her
>"sir, you need to get in line. I can be with you after this"
>"nah I aint waiting in no line. You can start giving me a large fry and..."
>repeat myself, and say I wont serve him until he gets in line
>honestly it didnt matter, but I LOVED to pick fights with people over this cause I was technically correct and I hated customers and it led to fights
>"oh yeah kid, whats your name then?"
>give him my name and if he has a complaint to call the store, cause now Im not serving you at all for being threatening
>"what time is it, kid"
>give him the time, he says hes coming back int tomorrow at this time and he'll be looking for me
>a smile and say I'll be waiting
>"you got a real asshole smile, you know that"
>I say he looks like hes one sit up away from a heart attack and if he tries anything Ill stab him in the dick with a kitchen knife
>he charges around the counter, I draw and tell him to back up
>he stops, but keeps one hand in his pocket
>the last junkie we had dragged out of the bathroom had a needle in his pocket so I told him to show me his hands or fuck off
>he says I dont have the balls to shoot him and starts charging me
>shoot him 3 times in the chest, he collapses in a fit of wheezing and screaming
>then goes quiet
>dies before the paramedics arrive
>since there were no cameras that could see that angle I walk over and place a kitchen knife in his hand
>spend the night in jail with the detectives, I say that he charged me and picked up a knife somebody left out when he came around the counter
>get away with it on self defense
>still dont feel guilt about it to this day

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Jericho 941
I have a lactation fetish.

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a man of taste and culture, on both accounts

Not gonna lie, I find hair hot too.
Of course; I’ll pray for every last one of you.
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t watch porn and jerk off every day, but the thing is when you want to change, and your heart wants to follow God, you’re stepping in the right direction. We all struggle with sin, and prayer is the weapon that God have us to wage war on the sin in our lives.
Personally, I wholeheartedly believe that in this case, it was an act of self defense and in the eyes of God it’s true you shouldn’t have planted a knife. However, the man tried to kill you, and I don’t think God would hold it against you for defending yourself. At at the end of the day, just pray and ask for forgiveness for planting the knife.
I will pray for you. The devil only encourages our fetishes because he knows they are our weaknesses.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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ay dude, just wanna say Im real proud what youre doing , thank you for being a warrior in prayer
smith and wesson 36

probably either lust or my issues with violence

a Lebanese christian sent me this picture, Ill share it with you for your good effort

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>1. Your favorite gun
1896/11
>2. (((Your darkest secret))
My penis was the big penis the whole time.

Thank you my son; I’ll pray for you too, and I’ll keep this picture with me.
You have something you want help with. I can tell you want to ask something. Please tell me so I can help.

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>1. Your favorite gun
92FS. Good gun, steel frame best frame.
>2. (((Your darkest secret))
I tell everyone who asks that I haven't ever had sex, or even a first kiss. But I did, both times with men. I regret it because I was desperate and horny, and they weren't even that attractive to me, and now I can't have my "first" with a woman. Looking back, I suppose it was never going to be some Disney fairy tale first time. But this was just regrettable. Pray for me, if you wish.

Was he a nigger?
If so, you could have shot him in the back of the head while he's sleeping, and it would be morally justified.

>K31

I'll eat an entire package of Crunchy Klondikes but don't eat the ice-cream, just the chocolate shell. I simply wish to watch the world burn.

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>actually having gay sex because you're such a faggot loser
I know terms like 'kys' get thrown around a lot these days, but fucking kys my dude.

Sorry bro, 92FS's have aluminum frames, not steel. I'm sorry for the bad news. Your life up to this point has been a lie. Good luck with that whole gay thing tho.

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pic related

(((the only pussy I've ever seen IRL was my seven-year-old cousin's)))

feels bad man

>tfw you don't have any dark secrets, but read the shit in this thread

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I share favorite gun with you and will also pray for you, if it's good for anything. I sincerely hope it is.
Also, firsts don't matter. Quality matters. Find thee a good woman and move on from regrettable past decisions. Not judging you for those, though, t bh. Horny desparation and opportunity can offer an irresistible temptation. You just need to move forward, control what you can, amd get over what you can't.

They're available with steel frames, you mong. Google it.

>implying your typical woman's not gonna turn tail the moment she finds out you have no sexual experience
You're funny guy

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Go jerk off, slut.

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I cannot pray for you. I am afraid you are beyond redemption.

I will pray for you my son. I can feel your pain. You probably feel hopeless and like you messed up. But it’s going to be ok. God will forgive you. Ask for his forgiveness, and I will pray for you. The devil got a hold of your mind and heart in that moment that you made those decisions, and he’s got your heart twisted. He wants you to think there is no redemption or no way out, but there is. God forgives us for our sins if we are sorry and want to be forgiven.
I also feel your pain...

Really? I never knew. Thanks for the info, faggot. Learned something new today.

>not purposely posting fake stories to obfuscate your true identity and confuse the NSA datamining bots.

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Maybe I'm not a guy heh. And you can fumble around with a few women and fail, it's not like you're going to meet a worthwhile permanent relationship right off the bat. So you gain a little experience along the way. How old are you? How ugly are you? (Or original user if you're not) I'm sure there's hope.

Not to mention you don't have to cop to having zero experience. That's idiotic. Lotta people are bad their first time with a new person anyway.

Bruh, just get a couple nestle crunch bars and freeze them.

No problem, gaylord. Glad to be of service

>savage 99
Patrician taste, was my first durr rifle in .308

>Maybe I'm not a guy heh
What, you're a MTF or something? If so, you have my sympathies. If not, you're just a woman and need to either post a picture of your gun(s) or promptly fuck off out this board

Actually I’d like to see the trap.

Thank you for your sympathy. It's honestly a burden

>Beretta Cheetah
[spoiler]talked a guy I was in the psych ward with into killing himself. He had attempted suicide like 10 times. I told him about the helium mask method. He killed himself 2 days after getting out[/spoiler]

I'm too shy to post pics on a Botswanan deep sea card shuffling forum.

bullet in pooper or you're just another larper

Post to like imgur or something. Idk. We wanna see.

cx4 storm

I wanted to tongue out my old boss's ass while she wailed on my nuts with her fists... pic related was her body type and the face wasn't too far off.......

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fucking make me bitch
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>Sorry bro, 92FS's have aluminum frames, not steel.
The more you know. Thanks user.
>I'm sorry for the bad news. Your life up to this point has been a lie. Good luck with that whole gay thing tho.
Here's the thing, I like chicks too. So I dunno what to do with... all THAT. Thanks though.
Thanks anons.

Last time I did that I got embarassed and promptly left thread. Then left site for over a year. I'm a depressed alcoholic with plenty of other issues, and I find comfort in the company of other weirdos who share my interests. I don't want to feel compelled to leave again, even if it's just in my head. I'm stuck with this head, so it's real enough.
God, so bleak, but it's true.

See And Your life is not all lie

I feel your pain on the list part user. Nevertheless I will pray for you.
You’re welcome my fellow man.

Also sorry guys, but I’m a little shaky right now. Parents run a mobile home park and some grown ass man was just spotted pissing behind a shed. Turns out he’s been living in said shed, few people who are aquantances of his shows up (no trouble thank God), and they looked high as shit. We suspect them of making meth. Running on adrenaline right now. Thought I’d have go nig mode and pull my 9.

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Fuckin’ hell, Ricky

I'm glad there wasn't any serious trouble, user. That sounds stressful and sketchy as hell

>my 586

>I don't feel much. Got into trucking because it's dangerous and I feel like I deserve to be in danger, but I've gotten good enough that it's not a danger, so I'm trying to get into ice trucking

LOLOLOL Tell me about it.
Thanks user, cops are supposedly coming. We’re waiting.

patrician gat.
makes sense to take on a dangerous role if you don't feel much. hope ice trucking is cool for you

>AN94
(((I have a futa fetish but traps and trannies make me sick, the only case where 3DPD works)))

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Revolver fag here. S&W 686, i dont actually own it but its sexy as fuck and would give it my children if i could.

Unentenionally raped a girl and molested a different girl. Ruined my chances with the second, regreted it ever since.

How does one "unintentionally rape" someone?

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>favorite gun
Really a toss up between the MG-42, the StG.44, or the AKM

>deepest darkest secret
I feel the deepest fucking regret that I stole my best friend's girl. I had no idea that he was even going after her. All the signs were right in front of me and I didn't even fucking pay attention. I kissed her and put my tongue in her mouth right in front of him. He was my best friend and I lost him because of that. We were friends all throughout childhood. I feel like a fucking idiot. I wish I could take it all back and keep my dick in my pants.

This all happened while I was 15 mind you. I'm 21 now.

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Just do us all a favor and kill yourself.

She was into being manhandled and being forced. Couple times i thought she was playing around. Told me later she wasnt. Thought we had a safe word, dont remember ever hearing said safe word.

He tripped and fell into her like that dude from Qatar

M1 Garand

I hate my priest. I'm a catholic who grew up in a very traditional household and I think my priest who replaced the old one is a heretic. He sings, teaches equality and tolerance in the church, brings way too much liberal politics into everything. I go to church to praise god and to interact with my community. I don't go to church to hear the liberal ramblings of a 50 year old man who shows up to the grocery store covered in dog hair on his days off. He is the death of my church. This is why I think the faith is dying.

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Guaranteed she didn't even know he existed. And he gave up on a friend over a roastie so you were never really friends in his eyes anyway, if that helps

Thanks, I will.

Okay, sounds like she was into it and then had regrets and tried to put it on you after the fact. Idk, but if there was a safe word, that's on her.

How does one accidentally molest a girl?

1. M1918 BAR
2. ((( I was conceived during a rape. My Father was also masquerading as a preacher at the time to make a little extra cash. I'm Religious and superstitious so this is obviously something that is a constant stressor. It wouldn't be so bad if I was an NPC, but here I am on Jow Forums of all places. I worry that there might be "something" to my being different. )))

Pray for me

Wew. If that's true, that sucks. I'd seriously lose sleep over that shit. She could destroy your life in the blink of the eye if she wanted to.

No, seriously, unironically kill yourself. That way your folks can remember you for what you were instead of being constantly reminded of the monster you turned out to be.

P90

The only reason I haven't an heroed is because it'd make my family sad, and I kind of resent them for it. I just want everyone to hate me so I won't be mourned.

Cops here now. Took a pic of license plate. Faggot said something to me, said it was for my safety and to ensure he never came back.

>they have no idea

Jesus get over yourself dude.

I'm done giving you attention leech. Eat a gun.

We were dating and were cuddling at her house. Started feeling her up, asked if it was ok/wanted me to keep going. She did, eventually move to the roast beef. Played with the devils doorbell until she came 5 (could have been lying but thats what she said) times? The whole time i asked if she was ok, (stepdad molested her apparently, thats why i was asking). Couple days later she stopped texting me. Get a message from her mom telling me to never contact them again. Honestly im to the point where im going to require something from a girl before we do anything sexual because im not going to get #metoo

What the FUCK. That ain't cool. If it's as you say, it's truly her fault and not yours.

I do... worst part is, shes a fucking lefty along with her parents so....

Glock 21
Sometimes i fantasize about kidnapping a loli from an elementary school and raising her as my daughter

Wow. How bout you just have a daughter?

too much work

1887 High Wall.
I lost any and all sexual interest after my ex fucked my head up

kek

Barrett 98b (bought it last year)

I started fishing to afford a family and home by the time I'm 25. Now I'm 21 and spend at least a grand a week in coke and alcohol, have played a round of Russian roulette alone, knowing that the closest any girl wants to be to a fisherman is in bed, nothing more.

But that's going to change boys. Putting down payment on a house in Southern California once my current contract in Washington is over. Then for sure my simple dream will be a reality.

Get back up on that horse, user. Figuratively. Don't actually go fuck a horse.

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>I struggle with sexual sin as an Orthodox christian and Im really trying hard to stop

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I wish I could.
I don't even find women pretty anymore, it's just really horrid.

Post pics anyway. I will after if it makes you happy

I have a lot of people to pray for but still worked up from dealing with the meth heads and talking to cop.

This is true.

Pic related.

I've been actively lying or omitting details about my political preferences to my group of friends. I live in a highly liberal area and while they aren't as retarded about some stuff as other people are, the election made them go turbo mode on a lot of shit, to the point where I had to talk one of them out of donating like $3k he couldn't really afford to spend on Jill Stein's scam campaign back at the end of 2016. I'm sure a lot of people here would say I'm not doing anything wrong, but it's really really hard sometimes to not be that guy.

After all the bullshit that happened back in 2012 about guns, I promised myself I'd be the bigger man and never lose a friend over politics no matter what they believe, since it was done to me by several people back then. It just sucks because I sincerely believe at least a few of them would shit on me or drop me as a friend if they knew some of my true opinions on things like guns. They're great people besides all of that, it's just that politics becomes like some kind of strange frenzy trigger for them. I even told everyone I voted for Jill Stein instead of telling them the truth and they still shit on me for that.

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>I told him about the helium mask method.
Honestly user you kind of did him a favor. If he was crazy and fucking miserable, that's one of the best ways to go. Legitimately just chilling out and falling asleep, peaceful as heck, your body cant even tell the difference between the helium and oxygen. Sweet dreams, psych-bro.

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Blonde girls still make me cry, I know how you feel user :(

Sucks for you man. I tell all my friends my ideologies. They don't like guns, they are left leaning and want legal weed, liberal thoughts like that.
They know that I hate weed, that I think Hitler is a great guy, I hate all the Jews etc etc.
But my friends still love me. Heck, I can say nigger to on of my tranny friends and she doesn't care for some reason when I say it
Everyone in class knows I'm far right leaning, and even the teacher, parents, pretty much everyone who asks me about my political thoughts knows. And it doesn't bother them.
Moral of the story. If you're going to lose friends over an opinion. They aren't true friends. I wish I could say go find a new group of friends. But that's not easy

The only thing that effects me is that mum is anti gun. So no guns until I move out, seeing as I need her signature to get a license