Most based characters from war movies? Im betting on either Animal Mother or Barnes from Platoon

Most based characters from war movies? Im betting on either Animal Mother or Barnes from Platoon

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>Barnes
>based
do you have brain damage?

>dae like BASED movie characters XDD
Get the fuck off of Jow Forums and kill yourself

Calm down, Radio. If you just ignore these threads they go away.

the most Jow Forums character is private joker

talks massive amounts of shit, but can't even F gunny or pyle, and talks mad shit about getting the first confirmed kill but shits himself at mere thought of the vc attacking during tet

>barnes wasnt his favorite character
he was the only likeable guy in the fucking movie you dick sucking hippy

why are virtually all vietnam movies so shit?

why so angry, noguns?

Fuck off hippy

Based and redpilled

>not Elias
>knows wrong when he sees it
>still a crazy mother fucker
>patrols around alone
>clearly knows the jungle and how the VC work
>smiles at Barnes when he sees him cause even though he hates him it's good to see a comrade
>Barnes frags him because he didn't want to kill a whole family of gooks

Joker was a bitch

A retard slow on the draw is all I see here.

Elias was a man who should have went home, all he accomplished was lowering cohesion in the platoon.

Barnes was an absolute cunt.

Lieutenant Speirs

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>carrys a BAR
>good with kids
>handsome
>fucking dies
sounds pretty based to me

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Animal Mother is obviously #1. If I had to name another I'd say Trombley from Generation Kill. He was a true psychopath who genuinely enjoyed killing just like Animal Mother.

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John Rambo. First Blood part 1

>Barnes
>more then half the fucking platoon hates him and wants someone to frag him
>not lowering cohesion

What the fuck are you talking about you stupid nigger.

Can't spell Joker without a Jow Forums

Only a handful of the retards ever got pissy about him after he killed their hippy ass retard of a leader.

Provide proof for your claim of over half of the platoon hated him and wanted him killed. Prove even half.

John Basilone from the Pacific

>Join Army in 30s
>Leave after 3 years because it was boring as shit
>Pearl Harbor happens
>reenlists as a Marine grunt
>Given command of two sections of machine guns due to previous Army experience
>At Gaudalcanal his sections of machinguns(about 16 guys) held the front against the main effort of a 3,000 strong force for 2.5 days without sleep
>Awarded Medal of honor
>First major hero of the war, gets yanked out of the frontlines by his command to sell war bonds
>becomes universally celebrated war hero and a huge celebrity
>Hundreds of thousands of people turn out to see him in parades
>Bangs the hottest hollywood poon and drinks his ass off for a while.
>Eventually feels guilty about not being with his men
>Wants to go back
>Command says no, disallows it, and offers him a commission
>He refuses the commission and threatens to go AWOL and pay his own way back to his unit.
>They finally say yes
>He makes it back in time for Iwo Jima
>Singlehandedly destroys a machine gun emplacement and guided a stranded tank out of a minefield to a strategic position.
>As he was returning to his platoon's position, he gets hit by a random mortar round and is killed instantly
>Awarded Navy Cross for actions at Iwo Jima

This was a real person too.

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Colour Sergeant Frank Bourne.

Going the cold steel with a Martini Henry whilst wearing a tunic is always based....

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>Animal Mother

my rolemodel

Yes he's great however in terms of most /k character there is only one.

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>An alcoholic sociopath redneck
>A pedophilic yes-man that kills innocents
You need to be over 18 to post here. Go back to watching your bestgore videos, and listening to your shitty edgy death metal.

>any nearby contact is hostile
>proceeds to drop random haji from fucking 300 yards away with a burst from the back of a humvee on the most fucked dirtroads in the eastern hemisphere

Because vietnam was shit

>he was the only likeable guy in the fucking movie you dick sucking hippy

yikes

get help

All fucking niggers must fucking hang.

Apocalypse Now and We Were Soldiers are elder god tier

he's clearly carrying a Garand, Reiben carried the BAR

>all these small time answers

youtube.com/watch?v=9CRRVZqrRl0

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Good choice.
He didn't carry the BAR
Also good choice

However, you're all wrong.
>Doc, you oughta be in bed, what the hell you doin this for anyway?
>Wyatt Earp is my friend.
>Hell, I got lot's of friends.
>I don't.

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I could smell the onions from the catalog holy shit

brainlet

based and redpilled

>When will the hippy onions learn

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This motherfucker is the most based, hands down.

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>onions men talk like tumblr from 10 years ago

>Elias was a man who should have went home, all he accomplished was lowering cohesion in the platoon.

>Elias keeps the newbs alive
>Shows he's not scared by staying cool even when dealing with dumb newbs
>Multiple voluntary tours
>Live and let live attidue

AND THE BEST (drumroll, please)

NOT A FUCKING LIFER.

Would any of you men care for a cigarette?

Gets an erection when under fire.
Seems to have no innate fear.

>Lifer

Hey. I resent that remark.

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Seething

Yikes..

I got a real bad feeling. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

If you're gonna bring up Major Kong you can't forget General Ripper. I mean, the man wasn't going to stand by and take the flouride Jew. He said, fuck that shit and those niggers fucking with my purity o' essence. I got nukes, nigger, whatchoo got?

Absolutely onions

>I'm your huckleberry
Val Kilmer should've gotten a fucking oscar. He fucking nailed Doc Holliday.

Also was phone posting and did not mean to type "onion" at all, so I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's now onions

>was phone posting and did not mean to type "onion" at all

>edgy teenager doesn't even know what onions means

don't shoot up your school pls

The Chad Ripper

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can't believe no one has brought up this dude

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Get some!

MOOORE LIKE TROMBLEY?

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>makes it
Then gets command of the platoon lol

Not the most Jow Forums but he's probably up there

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Who ever realized that Sixta's own grooming standard referred to his grooming of children for sexual abuse?

Wait what?

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Ah jesus, i'm not going to be able to watch Gen Kill without thinking that from now on

what is so based about him?
he is a retarded edgelord character for tinkerbell ninnies to jack off to
no thanks
the movie isnt all that much anyway

THAT EIGHT YEAR OLD WASN'T YOURS TO ABUSE!

Barnes was 100% nigger tier. Despite being a seasoned veteran and member of the unit until he goes ape because Elias pulls him up on his chimpout. Honestly, Barnes should've been black.

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Audie Murphy

heh

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>no one mentions Jin Tae
Jow Forums you are slacking

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Jow Forums is more like Gorman. Maybe Hudson.

Kek Jow Forumsniggers confirmed newfags

COWBOY
Was the best fuckin dood

>no mention of Burt Gummer

You fucking slackers.

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>Joker
future MSM shill
>Pyle
future false flag operator

>We Were Soldiers
Way too heavy handed, especially the random cuts to the wives and shit. It's so jarring it ruins any enjoyment. Apocalypse Now was just an edgy fantasy.

>a god dam cook

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Actually he joined the Marines because he thought it would give him a better chance of being sent to the Philippines again.

First person I thought of.

We Were Soldiers would have been a lot better without the wives

Michael Gross is virulently anti-funs so we aren't allowed to like Tremors anymore

Yeah but... the fulcrum of that plot was that his dick didn’t work and he went crazy because he couldn’t assimilate that fact into his self image. So then he restarted humanity from scratch.

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Good one, he slipped my mind.

>Only a handful of the retards ever got pissy about him after he killed their hippy ass retard of a leader.
You mean the only combat effectives? Did you see the way Barnes's pathetic flunkies rolled over in the final VC onslaught?

>Kurtz
>Based
He was literally the most illusioned. The based MACV higher ups understood the nature of their jobs was to maintain colonial supremacy over South Vietnam, even while selling the message of muh freedumbs. Fucking Kurtz actually believes that the gooks were people who deserved to live free in their own way without domination by Hanoi or Saigon, because that's the propaganda we sold the war with. His unsustainable illusion was made manifest in the jungle society he created with his men and the locals who followed them.

Best Doc Holliday, no question, also his guns were the best.

Sergeant Zim from Starship Troopers.

Who gives a fuck

Jow Forums related movies are boring as fuck, just like most movies

Yessir that Philippines pussy was some mighty fine stuff. Gonna stick my peepee in some PP is what we said.

Alton Brown has a TV show
Does he count?

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Have you even seen Apocalypse Now?

MANDRAKE

CHRIS HANSEN
IS WATCHIN’

Dubs and calling out shitty kids stale memes. I bet all the calladutykiddos here will start screeching about boomers or NPCs next. A thread died for this.

Kurtz. Apocalypse Now.

Slugs crawling across razor blades.

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>Spent so much time in the shit that he has become one with the shit, can practically sense the location of enemies

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