How is everyone doing today im doing fine thank you hello Jow Forums! What's the best rifle to go use in woods hunting attack? I plan to go hunt many deer and stock my fridge and eat deer meet as deer meet is good and plan to hunt and kill lots of hogs because killing hogs is very fun to do in my past time. Anyway what is your favorite rifle you guys use for hunting seasons?
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What the fuck..... Jow Forums I'm scared...
What is there to be scared about nothing is to be afraid about everything is fine my dear friend. Now how is everyone doig and whats your favorite rifle to hunt with for me my favorite is the mosin nagant with the sharp bayonet on end so when i shoot deer i can stab them to make sure they are super dead like the hogs i kill all time in ozark woods i love life dont you? God bless us all for the animals he has gifted us for clothes and food for they are precious so we must use everything everyone join in on the family fun.
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Hey man I've been there. mixing amphetamines and a double dose of your welbutrin feels great right now but in 14 hours you'll be weeping like a baby in the paint section of Home Depot wishing you hadn't done this.
Drink some water, whatever amount you just thought of; double it. Shut off your phone lock your door and just watch all of the land before times in order and you'll be okay.
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What you mean? I'm very healthy and very normal and i dont do meth or deugs for that is a very bad sin thing to do for that would make happy jesus into sad jesus. I pray to god and talk to god every day and i enjoy life for how life is very joyful and lovely i love the ozarks. The peaceful sound of the trees and the nature sound is so beautiful dont you agree? Anyway i like to go shoot all the time in the woods but it is better in night so i can see the muzzle go flashy flash.
I love the joy of life.
Think we got a skinwalker here
user... skinwalkers dont exist in the ozarks because they are afraid of the ozarks. This is your literal arkansas person.
I didn't specify meth, you did. just don't shoot it, kid. The high could hit you so hard you'll rip your dick off or someone else's.
>they are afraid of the ozarks
This is true. Appalachians? No. Adirondack? No. Ozarks though? You bet your ass.
>arkansas person.
So amphetamines are definitely involved.
They don't call it the diamond state for nothing
I haven't been doing drugs I'm perfectly mentally healthy and not crazy alright guys. I'm a good person trust me I'm a christiann
>christiann
Wait a second. There arent 2 "N"s in "Christian". Youre lying.
I meant Christian dont hatw me alright dont go attacking me i didn't do any crime alright! It was just a spelling error!
As a fellow Christian i forgive you. Afterall the J man got slam dunked on by the Italians so we could forgive each other, probably.
Anyhow who likes to go hunt and what is your preferred rifle to hunt with?
>Jesus was essentially lynched by his fellow Judeans
>"lmao guys totally the Italians' fault"
I wonder who could be behind this post?
I like to kill things I guess you could call it hunting. I don't use a rifle because thats too humane and game doesn't usually scream when they just get shot and drop like a sack. And without the screams there is nothing to jack off too.
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You're taking the side of the filthy wops? I'm not a filthy dreidel spinner FYI. I just have an agenda against those dumb fucking guineas since jersey shore became a thing. The whole race doesn't need to be alive. I bet you are a wop I can smell the marinara from here you fucked up Spanish speaking retard.
Tell us about some of your hunting trips OP
I guarantee OP is passed out. Probably got tachycardia from his amateur attempt to do drugs that man made from some of the most caustic chemicals to force the human body to function in ways that god never intended.
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>be me
>be hunting with my mosin nagant with ammo to shooty shoot the things i need to shoot with
>be in just boots, jeans and tank top but have a bunch of leaves and sticks over me and a tarp over me
>wait quiet for the deer to come out
>hours go by
>i see a deer come out and is within my line of sights
>i get the tingly feelings in my tummy and the fuzzy feels in my back throat and the vibration in my head
>aim my rifle and aim carefully at the deer
>dont know where exactly the heart is at so decide to shoot the lungs of the deer
>the deer kicks and yelps and tries running away
>i jump up and yell "WAIT I HAVE TO STAB YOU DON'T RUN AWAY DEER I HAVE TO STAB YOU TO GIVE YOU MERCY!!!"
>deer runs off in general direction so i run in full sprint with my rifle loaded and bayonet on the end
>find the deer got caught in a thorn bush and struggling to get out
>i tell the deer "sssshhhhh im so hapoy its going to be okay now your going to be happy now im going to stab you and make the pain go away now."
>the deer swings it's head before i stab the deer in the throat with my bayonet
>it didn't die yet
>i stab the deer in the eye
>It's soutters and twitches badly
>decide to take the bayonet off and just manually stab the deer in the torso with the bayonet in my hand
>15 stabs later it's finally looks dead enough so i begin to drag the dead deer from the bush
>i make a prayer to god and thank him for giving me this deer and i then say "thank you deer now you may rest in peace."
>i field dress the deer and leave the organs behind while i drag the now de-organ deer on my shoulder back to my house
>skin the deer and cut the meet and have myself some deer meat before taking a nice shower
This was just a normal hunting trip.
I know of an older rifle that can kill both deer and hogs. The Davy Crockett recoiless rifle can do exactly what you are wanting to do.
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What the fuck op this is beyond insanity.
This is Antman insanity.
What i did is perfectly normal and is very much likely common with other people here in Arkansas so what I did was not bad but healthy and normal.
I thought you were here for rifle recommendations, not here to lie about normalcy. Just get a Davy Crockett recoiless and learn how to shoot properly. You won't need to lead any bayonet charges if you follow my advice.
I ain't lying about hunting and I'm not doing drugs of any kind okay. I like the mosin nagant because it feels like a powerful punching rifle that gets the job done and i love the bayonet with it.
then you'll love the rifle I recommended. Are you still thinking about considering an action plan based on multiple contingencies of varying outcomes and strategies as to consider planning a to do list for future study or are you already out shopping?
The gun you recommend is not easy to get nor it is legal to hunt with.
I'm thinking about getting a 8 gauge shotgun.
Nothing worth getting is easy to obtain. What law are you referring to in regards to hunting? Some states have a minimum size, but no maximum size requirement. I assure you, that firearm is big enough.
Do you mind if i give you some tips for next time? These are just things that helped me:
>i jump up and yell "WAIT I HAVE TO STAB YOU DON'T RUN AWAY DEER I HAVE TO STAB YOU TO GIVE YOU MERCY!!!"
Deer dont speak english. this just scared the deer further
>15 stabs later
You probably didn't need these extra stabs. You got it in the eye and neck before. Unless you got a tiny knife. Invest in a bigger knife for less stabs. Otherwise: good kill. Except for the parts that make me scared to go into the woods because you might be waiting under a tarp somewhere.
>and I'm not doing drugs of any kind okay
You keep saying this unprompted you know?
>This was just a normal hunting trip.
I'm not crazy alright.
Is this antman?
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I’m thinking Antman has returned from the grave.
this is good advice, listen to him OP
>Not parachuting 900mg of crushed wellbutrin
Most unfun wired feeling ever for about 8 hours
>If you need it wellbutrin feels 100% like snorting a fat fucking line of coke and then feeling like that for the rest of the day.
do you autism OP?
maybe you're not insane but I was wondering, do you have autism?
Either Russian hacker known as Jow Forums
Antman return
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A deer trying to learn
Answer this question OP
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