What's the most Jow Forums dog?

A catahoula
>my big girl, Jill

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He's a good boy and he loves being around guns and bombs.

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A robo dog

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He lookin extra chonkey
Very cute user

>guns and bombs
How much damage does this do to a dog?
>its what he is bred for
I get that most see dogs as tools. But there must be some effect on a dog's hearing considering that their ears are more sensitive and most owners don't pursue hearing protection for the dogs they allegedly care about.

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Beagle Basset mix

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what breed are these belgians using?

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Something about her screams "i fuck niggers"

goths hate niggers

its the anorexia

Why do Basset mixes always look so weary, like they've just seen so much and are tired of it all

fpbp

There's a whole world of gear queer shit for doggos.

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that is a very happy doggo

>he doesn't like molossers in favor of shit line guarding Shepard dogs

brainlet detected

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Robodog, one year after his brush with Agent Boddicker of the ATF.

This one

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Border collie. Or some other intelligent breed. I don't want my dog to fight that's retarded that's my job, I want my dog to be smart, not bark constantly like a retard, be good at tracking and hearing, and not be too big so I don't have to keep feeding it but also not small.

This is now a vry coot doggo thread
youtu.be/e6CJ8mjn-xs

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>Something about her screams "i fuck niggers"
"daddy issues"

>what is doggo supposed to do when user isn't home and tyrone breaks in ?

i had a English mastiff growing up that had separation anxiety, no joke she fucking tore down a door one time to be with us when i put her in my room because we had guest

All of them

>'Ruff day on the range is better than a good day at the kennels'

gats

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Trained dogs fucking love doing their work

>Most Jow Forums dog
>nobody mentions the fucking chihuaha

Hear me out

>Small, not all that powerful, somewhat anti-social to things it doesn't know
>incredibly violent
>soulless killing machine if it had the capacity
>most definitely secretly dreams of genocide
>No concept of fear or remorse
>screams bloody murder at anything that trespasses

If a chihuahua could hold a gun, it'd carve 'k' in the side and mow down man, woman and child alike without hesitation. They're like birds, in that they bond with one person and everyone else is the enemy.

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thread is about dogs, not rats

You'd better watch yourself buddy or they're gonna be wondering who lashed you to a tree and filled your ass with mice.

Chihuahuas have cartel connections.

Only human garbage would get chihuahua.

But it's as filled with hatred as it is filled with cuteness. I love chihuahuas man, we share a mutual misanthropy.

Are you telling me that your misanthropy comes from being physically retarded.

The Chihuahua and I came from different places but ended up at the same edge. And when it licks my nose in solidarity I hold it up high, and call it a good boy.

chihahua si a textbook definition of degenerate.

adjective: degenerate
/dJˈdʒɛn(ə)rət/
"having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline."

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>Chihuahua is degenerate
>"What's the most Jow Forums dog?"

Are you agreeing with me?

You, like me, are probably some out of shape virgin that sticks anime girls on weapons. If that ain't chihuahua's level of incapacity and desire for vengeance, I dunno what dog is.

Out of the way, grandpa.

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>I am a loser so everyone here must be one too
nope

Frankly I don't believe you but alright. Besides, being an out of shape virgin with anime girl weapons isn't too bad of a loser, if you don't define your entire life by those standards. The chihuahuas will rise again.

I'm with you man, I love chihuahuas

>not K9000

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Was gonna say this

Can dogs open carry?

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>no human fatalities
Probably a liberal breed.

a dead one because the ATF shot it

Beagle brand beagle

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Scottish terrier

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That is a porker of a borker

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I have a 4 year old Chihuahua named Steve.
I hated chihuahuas my entire life until I owned one. He doesn't bark unless something is actually wrong (so pretty much never) he has impeccable hearing, hears shit way before my doberman does, but usually lets the doberman know so that the dobey can go on the offensive.
He's a total fucking friend. He just hangs out with me on the couch.

10/10 would buy another one when this one dies in 15 years.

Pitbull/Labador mix.

Picking up a beagle tomorrow

the owners of this beagle should be in jail for animal abuse

He has seen your anime figurines user. He is tired

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make sure to set it down gently

You hog hunt in Louisiana with her?

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Nah, I'm from Oklahomo. She's not much of a hunter anyway, unless it's a rabbit, in which case she has no qualms about jumping out of a moving vehicle to chase it.

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C O M F Y

this

This guy gets it. Your blue point could be a sibling to mine

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someone go start a thread on /an/ and report back

"What's the most /an/ pistol?"

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Looks friendly

shibe

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Didnt know yall had catahoulas, shes definitely not a blue hair though like we got, also she looks like a bigger breed than the ones we got here.

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Ez. Elkhound.
Here's one holding it's own against a wolf pack while hunting and surviving.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1zCNH_oN2Q

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Newfoundland doggo

I fookin love mollosers!

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aesthetics are important

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get ready for the board to call you irresponsible for owning a gun in a house with a dog.

This is pretty fucking robot statement.

>Has no chance with any woman.
>Sees pic of somewhat attractive girl that won't sleep with you.
>Says she only sleeps with nigs to make yourself feel better about being a lonely sperg

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I love all breeds but my favorite is a good ol shibé

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is that deer in the background your sex bot

I had a shiba and he was a great boy. If I get a house with a nice backyard I'd get another one.

how did they record that dogs dream?

Did he require a lot of training like most say? I'd give the world for one but the only things keeping me from it is lack of a yard and I dont have much time to train them currently

I was pretty young but I remember he was a little shithead. Took a nasty dump on my moms leather couch and he was always loud and running around. They definitely need a lot of space and you need the time and energy for them. They aren't like a cat where they only come around for food and stuff, mine was always screaming for something. He was already trained when we got him so if you get a lil pup I hear they need more specialized training than other dogs.

long
haired
dachsund

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>Ride me closer! I want to hit them with my AUG

d'aww doggo of peace
looks like a sweet ol girl user, do not into war w/ her