Insane/weird/obscure battles, conflicts and wars thread

How is this fucking possible?

>What the fuck is "ice"?

>WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE

This needs the preface that the norks attacked and brutally killed some americans who were unarmed and clearing the tree because it blocked an op. They told the norks about it well beforehand, then the norks showed up, said some bullshit about the dear leader having planted it himself, then attacked when the americans didnt give a shit

that file name is glorious

>and as far as I know the only casualty to a wolf suffered by an on-duty US servicemen

There's a remote possibility that some of the MIA in the Korean war or the Polar Bear Expedition got killed by wolves, but that's something.

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They hacked the unarmed Americans to death with axes it was fucked. The US responded with armored vehicles and the Air Force showed up with nuclear armed bombers.

How the fuck did someone as dumb as Mao get in charge?

Communism

Venice:
>*teleports behind you*

15 minutes dicking around on Wikipedia

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Why were servicemen wearing mines though

>servicemen wearing mines
???

'Cause come at me, bro.

>In addition, a 64-man task force of the South Korean Special Forces accompanied them, armed with clubs and trained in Tae Kwon Do, supposedly without firearms. However, once they parked their trucks near the Bridge of No Return, they started throwing out the sandbags that lined the truck bottoms, and handing out M16 rifles and M79 grenade launchers that had been concealed below.[3] Several of the commandos also had M18 Claymore mines strapped to their chests with the firing mechanism in their hands, and were shouting at the North Koreans to cross the bridge.

Wasnt there one where a squad of SAS commandos got arrested?

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>Australian Secret Intelligence Service
>Run live armed hostage rescue drill at Sheraton Hotel
>Forget to tell anyone at the hotel they're doing a hostage rescue drill
>Break down hotel doors with a sledgehammer
>Hotel thinks they're being robbed and call police
>ASIS agents run around the hotel with balaclavas, submachine guns and pistols with silencers
>Escape through the kitchen into their get away cars
>Police arrest them
>ASIS banned from carrying weapons

They actually got them back in 2004, but under the premise that they're only used for defence and not allowed to stage their own paramilitary shenanigans.
So they still have to rope in cops (state or feds) to do the actual raids- or in the unlikely event its really gone so completely fucked in the ear: 2CDO or SASR

this is some crazy shit

>autoresolving against a full peasant archer stack with only melee infantry and cav

>no state governor will ever again show up at the border with a revolver to enforce the closing of a bridge
Also Texas isn’t shit
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Bridge_War

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someone post the one """battle""" where the nips put down a mine in the sea and won even though they werent present when the mutt army ship blew up

They weren't unarmed. They had mattocks in the truck and axes for cutting the tree. The Nork side had clubs and crowbars.

lmao wait so they lost in a melee to a couple of starving turbomanlet norks?

They were outnumbered. The zerg rush is real senpai.

Back then, the norks actually had financial, agricultural and military support by the PRC and USSR. They weren't always starving turbo manlets.

>a couple
It was an entire company of norks (~150-200) vs. like 4 dudes.

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It was winter. The sea was frozen.

Real life Guardsmen
>We are out of strength, and can no longer defend the fortress. Although we have failed the emperor in life, we hope to keep killing enemies after death.

Imagine how divinely inspired their racial insults were at the moment

Is this why the Sydney hostage situation was such a monumental blunder?

Kek'd

RIP

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So if the British weren't even present at all, then how the fuck did the Germans lose 2 destroyers?

Kek

The Heinkels bombed them

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The wikipedia article for this is great. Just drive right into the middle of the compound, blow a whistle so everyone masses out in the open right outside your car, then shoot them all.

>losses 90% of his army to a fucking river

Yeah that's the guy we want making decisions

best rendition of the trojan horse to date.

Which battle is this?

not a battle, but there's this:
>be terrorist
>gather the boys for some good ol' durka durkan'
>"alright guys, we're hitting those damn hook-nosed infidels but for real this time"
>Abdul isn't too pleased, it's like the fifth time he's hearing this story
>seriously, he's having none of this, says he wants out
>"alright fuck it, there's this cruise in the Mediterranean that just so happens to dock at an Israeli port, the terrorism can wait until we get there"
>gotta have some fun before meeting those 72 virgins, right?
>tfw the whole crew agrees
>get fake passports, board Italian cruise ship, enjoy the ride
>all those ankles are almost making you want to commit apostasy, too
>almost
>sweating_goat_herder.grainyphoto
>arrive in Egyptian waters
>Mohamed gets spotted fondling his gun
>panic.stoning
>brief shootout ensues, end up hijacking the ship
>fucking Mohamed
meanwhile
>be Italian prime minister
>be going about your usual routine of embezzling state funds and covering up mob investigations
>all of a sudden the defense minister comes crashing in and starts furiously making arcane hand gestures
>you then realize some terrorists have hijacked one of your favorite cruise ships
>oh shit
>get the president on the phone
>he says Hafez Al-Assad has ties to the terrorists and is willing to help defuse the situation
>but only if Britain and the US cooperate
>alright, that doesn't sound too ha-
>the phone rings
>"the terrorists have killed an hostage and thrown him overboard, and are threatening to kill more"
>fuck
>"he was American"
>FUCK
>"he was also jewish"
>PORCO DIO
>America mighty pissed at this point
>call Britain
>call West Germany
>call the fucking Red Cross
>call everyone in hopes of avoiding a colossal clusterfuck
>send out some frogmen so that they can raid the boat at a moment's notice
>a plan is made to have them board the ship with help from US Marines and British SAS
>everyone is getting ready
>the phone rings again
>"the terrorists have surrendered"
cont

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>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Bridge_War

>Aware he had been unable to give the 142nd complete information on the enemy and its disposition before communications had been severed, Lee accepted tennis star Borotra's offer to vault the castle wall and run the gauntlet of SS strongpoints and ambushes to deliver it.[30]

This shit reads like it's straight out of an episode of Hogan's Heroes

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I have no idea why the fuck I used the link for the Red River Bridge War. I meant to link the wikipedia page for Castle Itter.

operation eland

And then they convinced the Western world and the media that they were a bunch of Refugees who Dindunuthin and the media bought it.

Friendly Fire isn't.

I still remember one story about Overlord when the American Bombers decided to bomb from North to South instead of east to west like they were supposed to.

Short bombing wiped out the first line of troops and caused the AA gunners of both sides to temporarily team up to shoot down the bombers attacking them.

Apparently as the American planes were being blown out of the skies both the Allied and Axis soldiers started cheering their deaths.

South Koreans are beautiful

>the ship docks in Egypt, the hostages are released the next day
>aside from a massive scare there are no further casualties
>the US step out of the negotiations muttering something about "muh chosen people" or whatever
>as part of the deal, the hijackers are to be flown to Tunisi, so they're put on a hastily reauisitioned airliner the next day
>but Reagan was not satisfied
>four F-14s take off from the USS Saratoga and intercept the plane about halfway to its destination
>meanwhile the US State Dept. orders all airports from Tunisia, Greece and Lebanon to reject the plane's landing requests
>the F14s reroute the plane to an Italian air base in Sicily, which also happened to host a US Naval Air Station
>a landing requests for the 5 planes is made
>answer from the control tower: "no"
>fucking Italians
>after some bantz at the phone between Reagan ant the Italian PM, the planes are finally allowed to land
>trying to figure out what's going on, the airliner is quickly surrounded by Italian Carabinieri and Military Airport Security
>suddenly, with the lights off and without any permissions, two C-141s land right next to the plane and a bunch of Deltas start pouring out with their guns drawn, surrounding the Italians
>some trucks arrive and a second cordon of Carabinieri surrounds the Delta guys
>at the same time the tarmac gets blocked off to prevent the plane from being moved
>mexican_standoff.fuck
>Italian reinforcements keep pouring in
>Reagan is furious
>so furious he calls the Italian PM in the middle of the night to ask him the meaning of that situation
>the answer pretty much translates to a long-winded fuck off
>eventually the Delta guys are ordered to leave
>the plane got then moved to Rome and the diplomatic shitshow caused yet another Italian gov crisis
>long story short the Americans got cucked, the terrorists got tried under Italian law, and I'm fucking tired of typing this
>the end
also, here's a video on the matter: youtu.be/qO6xmjwR9wY

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kek

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Because it was an interesting unique war.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Athens_(1946)

Internal US battles is always curious

That was interesting

Nope, that's '#justcopthings' and the justice system not doing its job locking them up in the first place
Fairly much any of the bigger intelligence and counter-terrorist players will point at you and laugh if you call them-

>there's a mad cunt with a black standard and a shotgun in a cafe
>that's nice, does he have a bomb?
>well he's brown
>but does he have a bomb?
>I dunno, he has a beard
>well you know how you get paid every month to enforce civil laws?
>yeah
>well, along with all the swat and bomb disposal stuff we teach you?
>yeah
>well yeah... put down the fucking doughnut and go do your fucking job

Because unlike the police, you send in the hard-knock squaddies from 1-Sabre or 2CDO, they don't actually guarantee that your hostages will survive the circus and also just the modus of operation means that the only real guarantee they'll give you is-
>everyone in that area looking like a threat is probably dead, detained or dying
>baby's first book of civilian and legal rights gets completely thrown out coloured in a nice shade of red, with maybe some brown
Military 'detention' isn't the same as civilian detention. Cops are fairly nice about it really, you'll get wrestled, tased, cap-sprayed, punched a bit and handcuffed, if you're a real dick you'll get shot.
But the military option is basically obvious threat = dead first, anyone who isn't flat on their face complexly immobile gets dead... that just leaves everyone else zip-tied and probably savagely beaten unconscious.

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Moved to Texas like 4 months ago and this is about the 20th time I've seen an assblasted Okie regarding something Texas related. What's with the hate?

North Korea actually had the better economy back then. They had lots of natural resources which have since been depleted.

>Winter War
>a soviet batallion outflanks the finnish lines near the village of Illomantsi and is threatening the entire defence line
>the soviet offensive is halted because the starving soldiers found the finnish fieldkitchens and refused to move
>this gives the finns enough time to reorganise and counterattack
>soviets still eating are wiped out almost to the last man
>the battle is called Sausage War because aparantly so many dead soviets still had sausages in their hands

Its also one of the only few times bayonet fighting was recorded in the winter war

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>muh Texan spirit
>muh independence
>worse on gun rights than many other red states

Because Okla-homo sucks balls
I hate being stuck here

Mines strapped to chest? I'm sorry what?

>one shot from the jail was answered with continuous return fire that continued for hours
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

mate this is completely unreadable. I tried like three times but it's just a bunch of nonsensical racist garbage. Can you re-write it without the Jow Forums meme shit?

>SEVERAL MERCHANT SHIPS CAPTURED
Oy vey

>I shudder to tell that many of our people, harassed by the madness of excessive hunger, cut pieces from the buttocks of the Saracens already dead there, which they cooked, but when it was not yet roasted enough by the fire, they devoured it with savage mouth.

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Normally these are shit, but this one is gold.

Your writing style sucks. Go back to first grade English

Is this the one where the general killed his concubine while he soldiers were begging him to stop and they ate her?

Any evidence of this at all would be appreciated

Second for source

Ungrateful faggot, OKC is a GIFT.

alright, here's a (possibly) stroke-free version:
>Palestinian terrorists plan an attack on an Israeli port
>to avoid suspicion, they get some fake passports and arrive to the destination by cruise ship
>the whole plan goes to shit when the ship's crew spots one of them fondling his gun, there's brief shootout and the terrorists decide to hijack the ship
>cue diplomatic shitshow
>to make things worse, they killed an American hostage and are threatening to kill more
>negotiators shitting their pants at this point
>plans are made for a hostage rescue attempt
>before the operation can start, the terrorists realize they fucked up and decide to release all the hostages
>as part of the deal they made with the negotiators, they were to be flown to Tunisi
>however, their plane gets intercepted by American F14s and forced to land at an Italian air base in Sicily
>in the confusion, the local military personnel surrounds the plane, only to be surrounded themselves by Delta in a Mexican standoff
>cue another diplomatic shitshow
>the Americans want to capture the terrorists, the Italians insist the whole ordeal happened under their jurisdiction and so it's their own problem
>after some bantz are exchanged between Reagan and the Italian prime minister, things are resolved peacefully and the terrorists are tried under Italian law
>moral of the story: the 80s were a crazy time and tyling while you're tired as shit makes you sound way more autistic than you actually are
hope that's more readable, I'm off to kill myself now

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Hi there, friend. You seem to be lost and have somehow found your way onto a site that is for people 18+ only. This site is probably more your speed:
www.reddit.com

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Found it

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What the fuck are you even talking about, you absolutely schizophrenic mad man.

>war between France and Venice
>French and Venetian victory

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I know it seems impossible by today standards, but at one point the French weren't massive faggots and actually won some fights. Crazy and hard to believe, but true!

Yeah, but that wasn't REAL communism

Just move back to California you fucker

>under friendly fire
>starts shooting back to convince them you are not the enemy

>just watched your buddies get blown the fuck up by your own bombers
>fuck what country they're from, those faggots are eating some flak

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>Low cloud cover prevent them from seeing friendly positions
>You're gonna see them from 20,000 feet anyway

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What a waste of good soup

Back to plebbit with you

not even him but
>he needs his racist memes instead of a clear and to the point run down

eat shit, idiot