if you can't run 30 minutes under the arizona sun without sweating you are too unfit to be a true Jow Forumsommando
If you can't run 30 minutes under the arizona sun without sweating you are too unfit to be a true Jow Forumsommando
Blake Campbell
Christian Watson
>implying Jow Forumsommandos have ever run in their entire lifetime
Ryder Powell
Your post makes no sense in at least two different ways.
Camden Wright
I have hyperactive sweat glands, I sweat constantly
Chase Wilson
If you can survive in -40 in Canada with only an axe and a rifle you are unfit to be a Jow Forumsommando
Ian Rivera
Samesies. Life is suffering.
Jayden Reyes
nice 5 round mag limit
Nicholas Gutierrez
>Oh its only a little pin.... I'm enjoying my SBS's, hows your NFA? ;)
But in all seriousness it sucks, if this one next upcoming bill passes, I'm mass manufacturing Lutys and Slam-bangs and stuffing them all over citys with a smiley face sticker.
Josiah Garcia
It's weird how healthy Ian is considering the horrible shit he eats on his other youtube channel where he wears a different fake beard.
Angel Jenkins
>his friend is fat and is a satani-
Ian Clark
I can't walk up the stairs to my apartment without sweating. 1st floor btw.
Jaxon Price
Try running in the swampy ass Georgia heat for 30 minutes you wimp. You desert fags have it lucky.
Aiden Rogers
>medal
STOLEN VALOUR SPOTTED, ALERT THE PERSNICKETY PATRIOTS!
Dominic Foster
>look it's Scott McKay and his satanic friend Sven Karlsen
David Torres
>he thinks I'll sweat
Bitch I live in the south east where we have your heat plus 600% humidity
Henry Myers
lol desert
Connor Russell
just gotta embrace it man, Ive always been a heavy sweater myself, but once you embrace it its easier to deal with. One of the reasons why I enjoyed the army, no one gave any thought if you came into a room sweaty.
Jordan Rogers
Landon Baker
>satani-
Karl is a Satanist? I could always tell he was an edgy sperglord but that's too far.
Cameron Perry
>arizona sun
Pls, try subzero winter. You guys don’t even have any humidity.
Noah Garcia
It gets -40 state side too
Christopher Taylor
clinical deodorant but not just any kind. usually the delivery method is all that matters. so buy some sprays, some roll ons with the little wheels, some regular solid, gels, and the "hybrid" solids
i dont know what to call them but they are short squat little containers with many big round holes at the top. twist them and it squeezes solid through the holes. whatever kind that is works best
Oliver Peterson
So why is the whole satanist thing a big deal? Karl is fucking autistic already, I don't get why you faggots are triggered about him being edgy
Adam Anderson
Christopher Kelly
Because all of a sudden we're all devout Christians
Ian Carter
Now this is the real test
I'm not a real kommando, anything under -10 can fuck off
Justin Harris
Literally and unironically worshipping Satan is generally considered a bad thing, even if you aren't Christian.
Connor James
satanism isn't what you think it is
Jeremiah Reed
>i better write 30min to feel superior since one hour is a no no for my tainted muttass
Luis Fisher
Its about being an edgy faggot
Cooper Ward
Yeah, no. My armpits and odour aren't really the problem. I'm talking full body sweating, especially my back, forearms, face, and legs.
Wyatt Brooks
in b4
>bUt SaTaN iS tHe DeCeIvEr ThAtS wHaT hE wAnTs YoU tO bElIeVe!!!!!!!!!!!! christslaves
Karl is still a nerd, though.
Michael Rodriguez
you sound super proud of that time you went outside for an hour
Andrew Howard
Satanism is pretty much an edgier version of atheism which is an edgier version of enlightened agnosticism.
Brandon Powell
Your body actually sweats more, faster, the more in shape you are. It gets used to sweating so when you start any kind of physical exertion it goes "alright I know the drill" and starts perspiring like crazy.
Hunter Baker
Please point out the version of satanism that isnt
A: Devil worship or B: LeVayen >totally not devil worship! tm
Ayden Moore
No one gives a shit about Satanism being in opposition to Christianity. Being a satanist is one of the highest forms of sperglord and it's embarrassing for him and Ian.
Colton Gomez
k, fattie
Julian Lopez
I live in arizona, the trick is to drink no liquids at all so you don't sweat.
Jayden Moore
>upstairs
>first floor
You have to be 18 to post here
Ethan Hernandez
It's the rotating inrange meme wheel picking something new. The antifa Ian thing was funny but didn't stick, then they tried the pro-white genocide Ian angle, which didn't stick either. So you'll see satanism for a few months and then something else after it dies down.
Oliver Gray
That's objectively true you out of shape faggot
William Hernandez
t. Christian
Jace Smith
>if you can survive
>can
Yep. A real Jow Forumsommando is discovered dead in the spring melt, clutching his manga in one hand and rifle in the other, with a rock-hard erection, and making whoever discovered his carcass both incredibly confused and very uncomfortable. There may or may not be a buttplug involved.
Elijah Baker
>all this christfaggotry
Jew on a stick.
Jace Ramirez
If you can't time travel to the late Silurian and set fire to the first forest you are too unfit to be a true Jow Forumsommando
Cooper Price
You’d probably die without being able to sweat in the desert.