alright Jow Forums a magical fairy appears in front of you, dressed in a wired mixture of flecktarn and random surplus while wearing a ushanka. she tells you that all those years of loyal service to the cube are finally going to be rewarded and that you can wish for one gun no matter the size or caliber. this gun will magically appear in your possession and no matter how old it is it will always be in factory new condition and 100% reliable regardless of how the original performed. and while you need to clean it you instantly gain all knowledge that you will ever need to operate and maintain it as well as an never ending supply of spare parts and ammunition. HOWEVER, this is the cubes gift to you, selling it is heresy and will invoke the wrath of the cube. all Jow Forumsomandos of this world will hunt you down and the weapon will disappear together with all guns that you own.
so user, what weapon do you wish for and why? hurry up and make your wish, you can already feel your murderboner growing as your hand reaches for the flyswatter.
If you could have any gun?
Famas, because of aesthetics.
interesting choice (at least to me)
would you go with the F1, G2 or the Valorisé?
I would either take a MG42 chambered in .950 JDJ
Or the Schwerer Gustav on treads rather than rails.
Holland & Holland Royal 8-bore Paradox
so this
Good ol' RK-95 TP, with all the extras out there.
Yes that would be excellent albeit impractical - but that's never stopped me before.
>RK-95 TP
>perkele intensifies
as long as it has the same function as the actual one.
3 position ar15 lower
Honestly, I would just take Glock 40 with like $2k in aftermarket modifications.
GM6 LYNX
My answer depends on whether or not my new acquisition will get me into legal trouble.
nope
you can get whatever you want regardless of local gun laws and you can even take it wherever you want
and as an additional update you can only own stuff that actually exist at some point. if it was mass produced or not doesn't matter
I'm going to be boring and say an M60E6
Plebeian
Pancore Jackhammer or G11. The choice is hard.
i wouldn't consider a machine gun boring especially when people like this exist
and you might also like pic related
>it's basically a flying gun.
Always push the limits.
especially for wishes.
Full auto C96 in 9mm with the shoulder stock
>now that's a streetsweeper
>>Full auto C96
That's called a model 712. Badass though.
Please tell that I have an unlimited source of ammo.
read the OP
Gotta love the classics
since there is no specifications about ammo im going to assume any kind
in that case a china lake since you can fit any kinds of ammo in the launcher
>explosive
>anti personnel
>incendiary
>smoke
>toxic gas
including literally just about anything because fairy magic give me magic pouch
>40 mm shotgun shells
>40 mm armor piercing rounds
>40 mm bullets
>40 mm dildo
>40 mm micro-nuke
yes i like the sound of this
who needs shoulders anyways
I dont really care, Tigr or Military issue, just as long as its 54r and made in russia. God I love her so much
ASM-VAL with a pile of the magazines and an endless source of the various 9x39 ammo.
A bolter. It’s just going to obliterate anything it shoots
I choose an 8 shot break action 44 magnum revolver.
A select-fire Beretta BM59, because that's a real neat gun which you can't just go and find anywhere, particularly with legalities.
I get magazines too, right? What about accessories, such as rifle grenades?
The OG M60 is kind of an asshole of a gun, though if it's magically indestructible, I guess that would solve a lot of its problems.
The M60E6 is a really good further development of it, and I think legitimately a very good GPMG. It doesn't have quite the same sexy heat-shield as the classic one though, so there's that.
Probably a Carl Gustaf or some other recoilless rifle or rocket launcher. If not then maybe the TKB-059 or Steyr ACR.
If I’m not limited to small arms I’d probably get an M256 with an M1A1 Abrams or an M61 Vulcan with an F15C.
Where's the screencap of the user that wished for the fucking Gustav Gun?
Mauser themselves never made any select-fire version of the C96 in 9mm Luger, nothing that was ever in production lines, anyway.
The Red 9 was kind of a WW1 order to fill gaps in pistol availability, but all of them were semi-automatic pistols.
Now, what would be REALLY baller, would be a C96 pistol with a fire-selector, but in 9mm Mauser Export, that's a pretty saucy little cartridge.
you get basically everything that ever existed if you want
I’m well aware of all the stuff going on with the Pig, you should see the stack of manuals and gauges I have stashed in storage.
Most of the big improvements you can side load into an old gun without destroying the lines
found it
Say that I wanted to build my own drum magazine for the thing (like say, 40 or something round capacity), that'd be ok?
7.63 mauser is a nice round though
if i remember correctly it also has a relatively flat trajectory which would make the stock not only useful for the full auto setting but using it as a carbine would also be slightly more effective
you can make whatever you want but it doesn't count as far as the wish is concerned
i updated the rules earlier and in retrospect i should have made that clear from the beginning
My grandfather’s SLR
Fuck Howard
FUG DDDDDD:
Fuck Howard with a rusty electric drill.
My man, shame the deal doesn't include ammunition.
Either a G11 for Kraut Space Magic, or a WA2000.
>while you need to clean it you instantly gain all knowledge that you will ever need to operate and maintain it as well as an never ending supply of spare parts and ammunition
A Fulton Armory M14 Service rifle because all I need is my rifle in one hand and my ammunition in the other
>2kb
>saved the thumbnail
Not my parents but I've got the 'tism which is still no excuse
God i miss that game
full auto zb 26 or bren lmg
any caliber
The only real answer
Rhodesian R1. I'd want it a little scratched up from bush use, thats part of the charm of those rifles.
something that would be hard to actually acquire.
Seconding this. Who doesn't want a pump action grenade launcher?
Custom MAS 49/56 with a fixed 20 round mag and 3 port brake.
Fuck all y'all.
PAW-20
Anything you say?
This modified with a fully adjustable stock that matches it's aesthetics. Canon strength (much stronger), not game strength.
If you're a stick in the mud and it has to be real give me an AA-12 with all the goodies.