KommandoStore Halloween Mystery Box

I'm trying to write up a spooky story but being a longwinded faggot I'm running up against the character limit. Should I save room to give some clothing sizes or will that not be necessary?

>being this new

Last Christmas when he did the boxes, I bought $120 worth. I got utter garbage. It was clearly just a way for him to sell the shit that's been sitting in his inventory forever because literally nobody wants it.

After that disappointment, I told myself I'd never give Ivan another dime. Which is a shame, because I had been supporting him since day one of the Nugget Enterprises days.

Rolling

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I've been lurking on Jow Forums for almost a fucking YEAR and I've never heard of this Kommando Store bullshit before, give me a break.

>39520913
Are you sure? I ordered the Independence Box a couple months ago and it had a bunch of store credit and some nice bush camo BDUs.

Did you tell the oracle anything? All the boxes are personalized based upon whatever you say in the text box that's attached with the order. If you didn't put anything then that's probably why you didn't get anything cool.

Boy oh boy, if you love overpaying for common milsurp then prepare to be amazed.

>pays for a mystery box
>gets store credit
That's pretty boring. But still, I'd rather have gotten store credit than 3 bullshit UCP molle pouches, 3 camo net scarf things, some long underwears, and a german police uniform that didn't even fit. The only thing I received that I got any use out of was a tropentarn hat. I'm pretty sure everything else is still in the box it came in up the attic collecting dust.

I don't have anything to put in the text box. Otherwise I would grab one.

My July 4 box had a butt-full of patches and one of the Modox beetle rigs.
I was pleased.

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Bump for intrast, I've been wanting to order from ivan, curious how much the tribute affects what you get

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>I don't have anything to put in the text box. Otherwise I would grab one.

you can still get one if you don't put anything into the box, it's just that you're more likely to get a box more catered to what you want if you do

or just do what the rest of us did and just insert a copypasta from somewhere into the box

I'm really fuckin good at writing stories but just bought some stuff yesterday and don't want to pay for shipping again.

Maybe next time.

>I've been lurking on Jow Forums for almost a fucking YEAR
Lurk longer newfag.

I ordered the more expensive "Ferocious Fiend" option today. My tribute was a pun, wasn't exactly sure what to put. I'll be sure to post what i received

Yeah I got a lower. Has the Jow Forumsube on it. One day I will make a meme gat out of it.

I paid 40$ US for shipping. This better be worth it

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>Wasting a bunch of money to get shit you didn't want because it's in a fancy box
I can't blame people who do this loot box bullshit because apparently there are retards who fall for it.

If you mention your size usually Ivan will accomodate that for you. If you don't say anything, they just throw stuff in. I've seen others have very good experiences when they mention specifics or give Ivan an idea on what they want, and I also have had a good experience that way. Give the oracle something to work with, buddy

Shhhh its fun to see what you'll get

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>fucking YEAR
fag

You're an absolute moron.

Was that a typo or intentional...?

it's free shipping though

What the fuck? Why is this thread even on the first page of Jow Forums, the [b]weapons[b/] board, not the milsurp board or the shopping board.

holy fucking shit
did you just try to use reddit formating on Jow Forums?

nyet, no break for you

what the fuck is wrong with you

Is this bait or just your first day here?

To Canada? I'll have to double check.

39 bucks for shipping.

Fuck that lol

where do you live?

>milsurp aint Jow Forums anymore guys

where do you live? i live in the us and shipping was free for me, expedited shipping was $10

Fuck, user. Does it get cold at night in that rock you live under?

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Ditto. I got shafted on the $100 box that "is so very worth it goy" said ivan

I told an innawoods story with a crazy homeless man

GET OUT!

Do you not know how to operate www.google.com?

>giving money to a company that has repeatedly scammed people

We had a lot of fun with the 4th of July Boxes, that was a really good time in the warehouse.

Sale ends at 5pm Friday, although we probably don't have stock to last until then. We're about halfway sold out atm

This box is actually almost entirely new inventory which will not be available on the site. That said we'll definitely have a hell of a clearance box (with other goodies of course) around BFCM.

Oracle's blessings upon you user, inshallah it will be a good tribute

You did good user, don't worry

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You don't dox people right? Not that I don't trust yall...but I like my privacy.

I wish you had a cheaper box like previous ones, I can't afford to spend at least $55 right now :_:

I've been fucking your mom for a DECADE and just found out you existed
>let that sink in

BC Shuswap

i didnt tribute...i am a fool..

im also about to order a war rug 9/11...

can I add the tribute to that and youll know its me?

They doxxed me once.

We've been around since 2013 kek

Tribute makes a big difference but usually only in a positive direction if that makes sense...

Pretty much this

We can just combine your order, no biggie. Email [email protected], as long as it hasn't shipped we have you covered.

We take care of our international boys ;)

I should say that this box is not size speicfic... user is absolutely right about previous boxes, especially the by weight clothing based ones. More info we have = better the box

He lives outside the US... it's a 7lb+ box so that's about right for international shipping

Looking forward to it kek

>implying the soros consipircay schizoposters are right

No, never had never will. No coming back from something like that.

Email me user [email protected]

No worries, just shoot an email to [email protected] with your order number and we'll sort it all out.

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desu you kind of pissed me off with the 4th of July box.

What would he gain from doxing an anime nerd or obese fuck? Looks like he just wants to make money/have fun
Is there a way just to write the oracle a story without buying the box?

Hell yeah, pretty excited to see what comes of it, my tribute to the Oracle was a confession of the retarded shit I do so hopefully that will be worthy of something. Best of luck to all of you.

Email me [email protected]

Looking forward to it man, always a lot of fun to pack the boxes :)

What are the different tiers? Just more stuff?

More stuff in some cases but also some different things... I can't say more than that without ruining the surprise.

Ivan, you used to write such pleasant notes on my packages, what has happened to these beautiful letters from Ivan, why you no write letters of love and hatred of goose anymore on my box?

Write something in the order comments next time and we'll hook you up... some people don't like getting box art so we do it mostly by request now (except for our boys on base/deployed... they get the full meme every time)

oi.
dunno if you have the capacity to look through orders, but I'm the aussie who bought a pattern 83 battle jacket and a polyester shirt that somehow went to fucking Dubai before being sent to aus finally.
Wanted to say that the battle jacket is fucking top notch, and even though some of the back straps were upside down, after I sorted them out, I actually have a way to work out with that on and should be able to do physical therapy and lose weight at the same time, so fuckin thanks mate.
On the downside I want to re buy all the surplus I used to use years ago and get back into nav, so that's gonna be a lot more dosh

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That's probably why you always did them for me before then, it was always fun to go get my packages from the mail room.

How are you guys getting free shipping? Is it a regional thing?

I just shot an email to you with my attempt

We ship for free to our home state (MN) and to all APO/AE addresses.

For all other CONUS shipping is free above $74.99
Below that we have a pretty solid flat rate option.

Hope that explains it

meme me up scotty order number 6937

>6937
You got it

Thankfully we're small enough still that I remember you. Hope things keep getting better for you user, losing weight is a good problem to have :)

That warms my dead, freedomless heart

Ivan doxxed me and then knocked up my gf and my dog

Newfag

pic related

true story

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Shills try to kill the fun so nobody will come here

This is the kind of business that I can get behind

What kind of post in the tribute section is more likely to net me good stuff?

Planning on going "ferocious fiend" level.

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This guy fucks

thank you based nugget bro

Eh, it pissed me off, but it wasn't enough to start trouble over, and it was slightly amusing.

This. Its a gamble. Not the end of the world to be disappointed.

Ooh, big boy. Big boy puts on his big boy pants without help now, look at you little man! All grown up now, Mr. big boy. Pretty soon you'll be tying your own laces and everything!

Trying to figure out a decent tribute. I'm not much of a horror writer.

When I order from Kommando store I expect a box full of dragon dildos. I don't are what my mailman thinks.

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I'll write you the sickest story for $5

I wrote some dumb shit. Im not original. Im sorry. I just hope I get cool stuff

just be honest about your sex life

Did you guys get in trouble after the package that said babbys first anthrax kit? That shit was hilarious

one year, heck, even two or three years is really nothing

I wonder if kommandostore would be interested in selling some of my Glock accessories?

Child support payments, while frightening, aren't the stuff horror thrillers are made of. Figured out a story idea anyways.

Just bought one because of y'all. Here's hoping the Oracle doesn't dislike fat-asses.

Yo Ivan, gullible consumer number 6950 here. Forgot to mention in my tribute that I'm fagging it up this Halloween as a Finnish conscript from the Winter War. You got anything from benisland in the magic milsurp warehouse?

Order 6961. Meme it. Box art it. Commemorate it.

These people are fucking stupid, I've been on Jow Forums for roughly ten years and these chucklefucks are the real newfags. I don't trust shit that claims to be connected to Jow Forums nor any other Jow Forums board and no actual Jow Forumsommando would either. Too many scams and cum brownie meetups.

I've been here for 13 you fuck off

>13.5
:^)