Has K ever been mugged?

I used to knock over crack houses in EPA back in the good old days before Google bought it

All day baybee!! Just stick the .22 in their back and "follow me!" Take em into the whip, cruise on down the street
across town while my pal mean mugs them with his piece, park down the street from the bank "get out! Withdraw 500$ if you dont want to see me again bitch!" Works like a charm, have not had to work a square job in over 3 years and I make more now than I ever did pushing carts.

Was robbed in NYC before

>be me
>be scrawny asian
>walking home from school
>white dude mid 20s and looks like addict comes up to me and stops in front of me
>pulls out knife in broad daylight with people around
>tells me to give him my money
>I lived in NYC at this time and cant even carry a butter knife legally and probably wouldn't even fight back if I had any weapon.
> people look and pass but dont care
> I give him the $20 bucks I have in my wallet
>he punches me in the chest and walks off

Feels bad man

Not mugged, but robbed three times when I was working at Little Caesar's in Las Vegas when I was 19. Each time I had just opened and there was jack shit in the tills. The third time, our regional manager's Ruger P89 was in the safe, but I couldn't get to it in time. This was back before Nevada started turning blue, so I may have gotten away with ventilating Jamal despite being too young to possess a handgun.

lmao i had a similar experience where I was mugged going back to my apartment from the laundromat.

Dude pulls knife on me, I pull all my pockets inside out, literally had nothing on me. Normally I just knocked on my door to have my roommate let me in, so I didn't even have keys.

Dude just stares at me, scoffs and walks off.

Just starting a pizza delivery job in Erie, waiting to see how long it'll take to get robbed.
My brother recommended a spare wallet with $5 to give a mugger as a fake. Unsure of CCW rules of the pizza chain, but my brother was only 18 and couldn't get a handgun. So he kept his Winchester 30-30 in the backseat under the bags after his 2nd mugging in a month.

> people look and pass but dont care
I fucking hate NY

In such a densely populated area, you'll literally start seeing everyone as NPCs after living there for a while.

A mugging is a robbery in a public place you cock.

Never had, I look too poor to be worth mugging

>pizza delivery job
Invest in not getting cut.
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once i was so hammered that i gave some random junkie on the streets 20 bucks to get me some speed, he went off and was never seen again. that's the closest i ever got to getting mugged

Yep.

Walking down the street after leaving a restaurant with my GF.
Guy comes up to us pointing a knife and tells me to give him money.
I reached into my pocket and used $35 to add some weight to the side of his temple. Guy dropped almost instantly.

Then we ran like hell.

So anyone remember what their muggers look like or just their smell/clothes? I can't even remember if mine was old or young. Just a guy in a stained hoodie.

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I got mugged coming out of the gym at 2am by knife point. Didn’t have my wallet even on me. This was when I was noguns.

>On my 20th birthday.
>get approached by a male black.
>he starts with some car outta gas shit.
>I tell him he's lying
>He's says "Well fuck you white boy, give me everything in your pockets." and pulls some sort of small gun.
>I tell him I would rather die.
>He says. "How bought I kill you then?"
>I tell him sounds good fucking kill me please.
>"Fucking crazy ass cracka!"
>He ran away.
>I have never feared death since. I am not suicidal either.

I almost got mugged on sunday. I don't carry, but now I'm here.

>making a political issue about the word usage of mug VS rob

You Jow Forumsfags truly are cancer, you know that?

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>be me
>shut in with extreme social anxiety
>Play GTAV on my roommate's Xbox for a week straight
>start thinking about how "alive" the in game world is and ways that it resembles the real world
>start thinking about real people walking around outside as NPCs
>manage to start getting out more through this method of disconnect
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Can walk around in a busy downtown area without crowd anxiety anymore
>after a while, start feeling lonely
>everybody around me as I walk by feels so empty
>can't talk to them because they pull away or have nothing to say
>start feeling nihilistic
>realize I no longer fear strangers, but hate them
>start going out in public a lot less again

MFW

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He was black

>I didnt want to feel that

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>in Dublin
>waiting for a date at the train station
>homeless guy missing most of his teeth comes up to me and asks me for change
>just ignore him, think he'd probably just spend it on drugs
>he starts humping my leg while making weird gurgling noises
>shove him backwards and stand up to leave
>he pulls out a very small swiss army knife and points the corkscrew tool at me, I'm not even sure it still had the knife in it
>tells me to give him my wallet
>pretty scared at this point, just standing still frozen
>jabs it in my chest
>recoil a bit but most still scared stiff
>he grabs me by the collar of my shirt and starts screaming at me
>sock him in the jaw on reflex
>he falls over and hits his head against the curb with a disgustingly loud moist cracking sound
>ohshitohshitohshitohshit
>blood fucking gushing out of his skull
>people in cars staring at me
>small circle of passers by forming around the guy
>guy who was sitting beside me yells "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR" in my face
>still frozen, no idea what to do
>girl looking straight at me whips out her phone
>nopenopenope
>run into the train station and hide in the bathroom
>get the next train home
I hope he was alright

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>just ignore him

why? just say "no change on me, sorry" and live on. that way he doesn't feel motivated to further pull any shit like the shit that happened. if you treat people like shit you get shit back.

Not him, but it gets fucking tiring having beggars harass you daily for change, I don't fucking know you, don't talk to me. I used to think like you before my nation had beggars, nowadays I have to ignore beggars almost every time I head to the local store.

A mugging is a robbery where you also get mogged

Yep
>be me
>blindfag
>go buy cigs at a shitty convince store
>they are they only place that I can walk to that has lucky strikes
>walking back
>black dude asks to bum one
>tell him no
>he gets pissed
>walk away
>he tries to grab my wallet out of my back pocket
>start hitting him with my cane
>he runs off after realizing that I'm not gonna be an easy target

That was the third time something like that happened

First time the guy said he had a gun so I didnt resist

Second time was getting pickpocketed

I kinda want to get a CPL

Are you black? Or just extremely poor?

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i lived in a pretty poor neighbourhood for years and got begged for change by the same junkies and bums every day, i never changed to ignoring them. the first years i gave them if i had, if i didn't have any i just said "sorry, no" without stopping. later that's what i did almost every time. no matter how dirty the people are, just doesn't feel right to me to treat someone like he's not even existing.

So, wait, if you're blind how and why are you using an imageboard?

>blindfag

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>plebs who need to see anything to shitpost

What is text to speech?

How does he type?

How does he format?

Hungarian government made living on the street literally illegal. You will get arrested for doing it.
Of course it must be unhumanitarian and "muh evil right wing politicians" etc. etc. but try walking around or waiting to get a train ticket while everything smells like rotting human and week old shit and piss.
I feel sorry for the poor guns, but there were so many of them, you can't give even cents to them because if you give just a little to each one, there goes 3/4 the money you made that day...

If only they banned the """charity""" gypsies who say you dropped something then shove stuff in your hand and expect you to "donate" to them for childrens hospital bills or some other sad shit. Then they threaten you or get aggressive when you don't.

I once had a dude come running at me with gun in hand at a stoplight in Commerce City, Colorado. I dropped the hammer and hauled ass and didn't look back. Looking back on it I don't know if he was coming at me or just running from someone else. Scared the fuck out of me regardless.
Go back to Jow Forumsplebgunnit, tryhard.

Remembering grade school rules about formatting and braille keys?

Not hard DESU, known a few blind guys online

>imageboard
>a board
>for images

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With a keyboard you tard

Because/k/ isn't complete trash sometimes

Well, I admire your dedication to shitposting if nothing else

i’m on some rob a nigga shit!

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I love blind gunbros, I used to have a totally and completely blind regular customer that only bought tiny mouseguns and bug fuck off rifles from me

Figured he just needed little gutbusters for self defense because he wasn't going to shoot someone past contact range, and otherwise just liked to go out blasting; had his brother in law build an 8ft berm just outside his back door to mag dump in.

>Gary you're blind what do you need an M82 for
>JUST SELL IT TO ME TONY, I'M GOING TO SHOW THAT FUCKING BERM WHO'S IN CHARGE

>living in the third world
lmao

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Unfortunately I dont get as much range time as I'd like anymore. But here's proof that I'm not a nogunz faggot

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I want to believe this happened but I don't

hahahahahahahaha u fucking wot m8

SKS IS ULTIMATE DESIGN OF SOVIET SISTEMA. OF SUCH SIMPLE AND RELIABLE THAT EVEN MAN OF BLIND CAN BE FIRING.

Imagine being bayonated by a blind guy

>guy sitting besides you watches toothless bum hump your leg, scream at you and stab you in the chest
>you punch the bum
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR"
yeah no way this happened

I have a ww1 pattern bayo for the Enfield somewhere... cant remember where I put it though, so it's not in the pic.

eh I'd believe it, some people can get weirdly defensive about homeless people

>walking out of grocery store at night to my car
>notice some dude in a hoodie a little ways off from my car
>while still looking at the ground he says "hey man you got any money"
>nah man
>"c'mon I know you got money"
>then he looks up at me and pulls a knife from his pocket
>I'm still a good ways away from him
>lift up my shirt to reveal the grip to my glock and say "I'm pretty sure I don't have any fucking money"
>cocksucker backs off and says "oh, s-sorry"
>go home
That's it. Not exciting, but had I not had my cc, idk what would've happened. I've also waved it at people who are driving like assholes and trying to run me off the road or get me to rear-end them on purpose. People tend to stop acting like pricks when you show 'em your problem solver.

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Well to their defense they probably didn't see what happened, they probably just saw the guy knock him out for no apparent reason. Instead of running away he should have told him what he was doing to himself instead of being socially awkward about it then go away saying he can't afford his bills/law suite. Some people want to help homeless people so much they give them a free pass. All I can think of is that he was a friendly homeless guy to everyone else and knew them and that day was the day he snapped but no one saw him do it. Just playing devils advocate here.

>the chad mugger
>steals in day light infront of everyone
>punches the victim for being a pussy

>the virgin mugger
>can't speak up
>won't make eye contact
>walks away saying sorry

>be living in chicago
>white hipster in mexican barrio
>carry xd-s 9, 3.3'' in a stealthgear appendix holster(this was before the revelation that springfield are shitters)
>out late on a sunday night doing laundry
>take shortcut back home through a park
>rucking about 30-40 pounds of clothes on a giant laundry bag thing - od green, you know the one
>cutting diagonal through large field
>guy walking along the sidewalk veers off and comes toward me
>i slow down, face him, bring hands down to my sides
>he closes the gap to about 3-4 meters, hands in his hoodie
>"you know what time it is?"
>"no"
>we stare at each other for a few seconds
>"you don't have the time?"
>"no"
>stare even longer
>he backs up without turning around, i do the same, check my surroundings
>we both turn around once we're about 10 meters apart
>go home and fold my laundry
>mfw he really wanted to know the time

Not mine, but this my favourite mugging story ever.

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>The chad Knight-Of-The-post
>The virgin footpad

lmfoa

forgot face

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you should go look for it...

Kek

I'll post my extremely uneventful story after work. If there is still a thread.

No do it while you're in the shitter.

I got one
>riding home from community college
>late night calc class, dark out
>wild Kang appears with bandanna, hoodie, and aluminum baseball bat
>wants my backpack
>most expensive thing in there is a graphing calculator and my vape
>more worried about linux notes
>tell him I dont got anything
>he swings at me
>pick up my bicycle and swing it at him
>hit him with it twice before he runs off
>finish ride home
boring story

I only have 2 uneventful stories involving hobos

>work in an electronics factory as a tech
>5:30 am to 5:30 PM so I'm at the gas station at around 4:30 am
>see the usual hobo, but a challenger appears
>he's clearly on a good one arguing with demons or some shit about toilet paper
>as I walk by he asks me for money then .2 seconds later starts giving me shit for not answering him
>its way to early for this shit
>ignore him and walk inside for coffee and shit
>as I walk back outside he quickly closes the distance jabbering incoherently
>for what ever reason I sparta kick this asshole
>he stares at me in disbelief from the ground and I just kinda stand there in a sleep deprived delirium
>he says what the fuck
>I show him my problem solver and moon walked to my car.

2nd story
>another gas station same time though
>a wild hobo appears, this one looks like hes been injecting krokodile into his calf for a few months
>not sure if his exposed muscle tissue was dead or what, shit was a sight to behold
>he's limping around asking what few people are there for money
>its finally my turn to be bothered
>I'm a bit more awake today so I interrupt him by dropping 42 cents on the ground and say "If you want it you have to work for it"
>he begins to sperg so I show him my blaster
>his limp disappears and he books it like theres no tomorrow

That being said I've found that you can abuse the homeless all you like and theres usually no repercussion.

>tfw contemplating poisoning all the hobos hand outs in my area for funsies

>liberal and/or yuroopistani bystanders
>self defense is evil, criminals have more rights than the lawful

Checks out, sadly. Subhuman filth.

>"pretty sure i don't have any fucking money"

I'd have an incredibly difficult time stopping myself from adding "but maybe YOU do" and mugging the would-be mugger, at least counter-stealing his knife because fuck 'im.

You need to relax on the brandishing son.

Fine.

>be me
>be drinking for a mildly long while
>playing vidya (MGS3 FTW)
>living alone, I am naked as the day I was born
>door gets pounded like a Bangladeshi whore
>I recently moved, only three people know where I live. This is reminiscent of exactly zero of their knocking habits.
>take stock of nearby weaponry
>Taurus .40 (lol Taurus), deck hammer from some construction yard, bastard sword behind me on wall, and my combat KA-BAR.

>strap on pants, boots, and KA-BAR, palm bullpistol, reposition sword to easy access
"I'm coming, dammit"
>open door five inches, braced against hip and now shod foot
>mildly melanin enriched gentlemen are at my door
>smile warmly (drunkenly grin?) at them

"May I help you gents?"
>"Oye guero, we're looking for Antonio."
"Sorry, but I just moved here a few days ago, and I don't know who Antonio is."
>"He lived here right before you did! And if you know what's good for you..."
>he shows an IWB hi-point
>"Di me a donde fue."

>ADD/ADHD is a motherfucker
>drunken ADD/ADHD is much, much worse

"Is that a hi-point?"

>el señor pulls it out and points it at me
>yep. It's a hi-point

>"Well?"
"Well, I don't know the guy, but it's cold out there and I'm thirsty. Come on in; we can talk about your missing Antonio."

>open door widely
>gesture for my guests to come in, friendly-like
>forget my gun hand is now my gesture hand
>apparently I'm now in control of the firearms situation as well
>they come in, sit obediently

"Would you like a screwdriver? Anything?"
>"Uh...no, no gracias."
"So dude, lemme see your pistol. I haven't seen one in person before."

>hands over pistol
>just like a dipshit, he didn't clear it
>pocket holster my weapon
>clear his weapon on my own
>that's odd...no round in the chamber

"You know, you really should carry a pistol with one in the chamber. It's a lot easier to use that way. Faster, too. Anyway, what's so important about talking to Antonio?"

>take a drink from my screwdriver

>"Well....he owes my boss money."
"I'm guessing it isn't something like twenty bucks, is it?"
>"More like two thousand..."
"Wow...two grand is a pretty penny. I apologize that I can't help you find your friend. Have you tried checking out his frequent contacts or other buddies you know he has?"

>sip

>"Yeah...they all said he skipped town, so we came to where he lived..."
"Here?"
>"Yeah, here. So, you really do live here now? Not him?"
"Yep. Anyway, I'm going to get back to playing my game. You guys have a good night, OK? Good luck finding him."

>walk them to the door
>open it, hand the cronie his gun and magazine, wish them well again.
>close and lock door
>unpause game
>"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!"
>FUCK
>step outside and grab a cig
>slowly realize I just intimidated some gang members by being drunk and friendly

Almost robbed.

>tfw when the guys I ducked almost robbed user instead

Last time I saw El Senor I hit him in the head with a brick and left him twitching in a ditch, if it makes it better

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Thanks. You took definite care to solve that problem.

I work late, and used to do this mile walk back home through some rough neighborhoods, so this one night I get off round about 11 and I'm about half way home when this black kid maybe late teens to early 20s wearing a hoodie (In July) with a backpack starts trailing me, all I had on me was my switchblade and with the hoodie I can't tell if he has a gun or not. He follows me into my neighborhood luckily I'm a fast walker and I put a little distance, before you get to my house there is like this round-about, and second I turn that corner and I get out of his sight I bolt it for my house, run into my room and grab my .303 then I sit on my front pouch as he continues down the street after me. I guess he didn't see me holding the gun but he sees me and walks into my front yard. I pull my rifle up and yell "YOU WANNA GET SHOT MOTHERFUCKER? I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME!" He raises his hands and does a 180. It was kinda the final push for me to go ahead and get a conceal carry.

>You Jow Forumsfags truly are cancer,
People who cry pol at the slightest shit are cancer.

dont poison people for no reason

>be a kid, maybe 12 years at most
>don't have a cell phone yet
>have a calculator with a cover, looks kind of like a flip phone when closed
>returning from school
>walking through a small park
>suddenly two adult men show up from the bushes
>nobody else around
>won't be able to ran, was a fatass kid
>"kid, my daughter got mugged in this park yesterday"
>"you look like a boy who stole her phone, so I'm going to check if you have it"
>frisks me, finds the calculator, takes it out
>"well you have a problem, little faggot, it's my daughter's phone!"
>reply that it's a calculator
>he flips it open
>curses
>returns it to me
>both quickly walk away

I don't get the appeal of concealed carry; I understand having a weapon (and the bigger picture being if crims don't know who is and isn't armed then to the "smart" crim everyone represents a dangerous mark rather than only the obviously armed ones), yes, but I'd think open carry to not be fucked with in the first place would be preferable to being accosted even if you can protect yourself. Ounce of prevention, pound of cure and all that but then maybe i'm just retarded I dunno.

Open carry attracts its own kind of attention

>knowing a specific board on reddit
>telling others to go back
wew

Another time
>still a kid, maybe a year later
>winter morning, going to school
>still no phone, but have some cash on me
>walked past three boys, 16-ish years or so
>it's freezing, so I'm wearing warm coat and hat, hard to pay attention to surroundings
>suddenly grabbed from behind, feel a knife to my throad
>told to stand still and keep quiet
>frisked by another guy, finds nothing (thick coat)
>asked if I have anything valuable
>say that I have some cash, will give some of it
>not all though because I need money for a bus to get home
>reach into the pocket with cash, grab a few bills, pass it to the guy who frisked me
>he passes some back, tells me it's for the bus
>almost derp out and say "no thanks I've enough left", but catch myself in time, accept it and nod
>told to stand still and silent for a minute as they leave, then I'm free to go
>do so, leave
All in all lost about a third of the money I had on me.
Of course I should have given all of it away, was retarded to risk injury or death for a few dollars, but I sort of did it on autopilot because I've been pissing myself from fear.

I was drunk stumbling to a friends place not too far away and was cutting through a poorly lit parking lot as a shortcut. I can’t really remember what the dude looked like except he may have been of some mixed Hispanic heritage. He asked was I lost and I said I was fine, he insisted he’d help me if I helped him I went to stumble past him but he held me back and I saw him pull out a shitty box cutter. He told me to turn my pockets out. Being scared witless and drunk I did what many would do and began to shut myself but alcohol is a funny thing, I was more concerned with ruining my pants than getting sliced open. So I dropped my pants and squatted in front of him, shitting while I made eye contact with me. He just looked at me with some mixture of shock and horror, and just walked away at a fast pace leaving me in the middle of a dark parking lot, pants around my ankles and full of shit because I was drunk and the pants were still in the way

>walking home from work, cutting behind a circle k
>nigger pops out from behind a dumpster
>gimmie yo wallet bitch
>reach into my front pocket and pull out a sp101
"Wrong pocket I guess"
>nigger nogs off

Still laugh about it to this day.

And another, though not sure it was mugging
>just strolling around, weather is nice
>it's only starting to get dark so I'm not really prepared for trouble
>hear running from behind me
>turn around just in time to catch a punch in the cheek
>then another one in the jaw
>some shithead I don't even know is punching me for no reason
>see three more approaching behind him
>turn back
>sprint
>hear them following for half a minute, then I reach a large street full of people
>turn around only to see them running away
There were a few other times, but nothing worth of note.
Just ignored them if it was in a public place and I was sure they aren't going to pull a weapon on me, on ran away.
Also I'm pretty sure a guy on a street once tried to get me to join a gang or maybe ISIS.

>Almost mugged
I live in a city and have been mugged twice. It's like sex pal it either happened or it didn't.

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>he punches me in the chest and walks off
classy and walks off
really seems like a good Chad guy who wanted to teach you a lesson not to be pussy

>Forcing that cringey NPC meme on a Jow Forums storytime thread over vocabulary usage and making shit political where it doesn't need to be.

I'm a Republican and liberals irritate the fuck out of me, but I'm also sick as shit of you faggots needing to make everything political here on Jow Forums by saying "Jews this" and "NPCs that" when I'm just trying to enjoy my guns and my Jow Forumsomradery.

Neck yourself, Jow Forumsnigger.

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Fuck off jew

Found the kike.

fuck beggars nigger, they don't deserve my time

Checked

Guys, stop. It's literally just us not wanting to be reminded about how fucked the world is. We need our breaks ok?

Flint user here, "muggings" happen daily almost so I dont carry anything save for a gun. But gasstation robberies are always fun. the workers dont give a shit and neither do the people shopping.

I've never been successfully mugged, I've scared the shit out of two muggers.

For run of the mill bums and dregs making an eyesore on the streetcorners, I'll hear out their story and give them a few bucks and tell them to get off the street because I've been in some shitty spots in life myself and you never really know.