I don't need something i can walk around with but I do want something that can crush a ruffian's head like an eggshell desu.
Whats the best cudgel for home defense?
Ryan Sanchez
Sebastian Wilson
A table leg so the court doesn't think you're some kind of angry cave man larper waiting for people to break into your house.
Oliver Harris
A good offense is the best defense, any judge can understand that.
Justin Edwards
a rifle
Joshua Gray
>court doesn't think you're some kind of angry cave man larper
But I can't lie under oath
Anthony Campbell
Ordinary ten pound carpentry hammer.
Christian Davis
what court will convict a caveman? I would like to see that situation playing out
a metal baseball bat that has a hole drilled in it and is filled with lead
Luke Morgan
A louisville slugger baseball bat. Wooden cricket bats are also gnarly as fuck if you can acquire one.
>ten pound carpentry hammer
10lbs = 160 ounces! you mean like a small sledge hammer? that would be very unwieldy IMO. I think the max you could reliably use as a melee weapon would be something like a 2 lb mason's or engineer's sledge.
What you want is a a rip/framing hammer because 1. the handle is going to be longer and thus better proportioned relative to the hammer's weight and 2. the shape of the claw is going to be far more like that of an actual war hammer.
>pic related
one of my favorites that I own and just holding it in your hand makes you imagine what it would feel like to cave in someone's skull with it. If I was tasked with killing every motherfucker in the room with the stipulation that I was only allowed to pick one item out of my tool chest to do it I go with this one 100 times out of 100
Leo Thomas
Baseball bat
Socket wrench
Maglite
Nolan Cox
a gun
James Powell
Machete
Carson Clark
T-ball bat.
Nathan Howard
Just ask for no jury. Let the judge decide.
Aiden Kelly
>ten pound carpentry hammer
>Ordinary
That's a fucking mel. The only woodwork you'd be doing with that is driving a fence post.
Bentley Hernandez
cold steel blackthorn
Eli Scott
drilled down the length of it?
Daniel Collins
>let one chode who spent a decade in liberal indoctrination camp and surrounded by (((the tribe of tolerance))) singlehandedly decide your fate, not 12 of your countrymen from different walks of life
sickening
Nathan Cox
Your wife's boyfriend's big black cock.
Isaac Lee
Aluminum bats are hollow, user.
Austin Sanders
you should probably stop using sledge hammers for carpentry user
Jonathan Flores
only reasonable option really
Justin Hernandez
Hold on, nobody write this off, I'm interested too.
Oliver Clark
a gun.
Ayden Cooper
*DINK*
Josiah Young
>court doesn't think you're some kind of angry cave man larper
>because there's absolutely nothing cavemanny about ripping off the leg of your table and beating someone with it.
...
Xavier Cox
Get yourself a warhammer.
The windlass ones are shit wood and soft forged, but have a variety of styles. Cold steel is probably decent.
Ritter for maximum brutality, or try one of these new ones.
William Williams
Muh dick
Dominic Hernandez
All aluminium PR-24
Elijah Cooper
Drill a hole in the bottom of the handle and pour in sand (or lead shot).
Solder the hole closed.
Cameron Rivera
You better learn.
Ryan Price
>I have never been in an actual courtroom, the post
Jurors are selfish, stupid assholes who are as likely to sentence you out of spite as cut you loose for equally arbitrary reasons. Hire the best lawyer you can afford, find out the history and proclivities of the judge you draw and go from there.
Dylan Butler
And since when did cavemen have tables?
Jeremiah Turner
Carpenter here, what are you guys talking about? 10lb is normal.
As normal as my upper body being so large that i knuckle along the ground like a gorilla
Cameron Cook
I recommend: Off Grid Tools Trucker's Friend
$49.55 on Amazon. Check it out yourself.
Thomas Martin
>ten pound carpentry hammer
I would hate to see your trim work
Adrian Fisher
This. A jury convicted my brother of DV he dindu. His chink wife had an obvious immigration motive and her story was full of holes.
When his attorney interviwed them after the trial (an option in CO courts) they said they were almost convinced of his innocence until he testified. They decided they didn't like him because he seemed too smart.
A DV conviction is as bad for a tech professional as CP. His life fell apart and he comitted suicide.
Joshua Cook
Id say go full africa alphabet soup liberation group and just use a machete but youd probably hurt yourself as much as the melanin enriched gentlemen trying to reparations your TV.
Get yourself something inline with a WWI era trench club or yknow.... a gun.
Adam Adams
A nice piece of hedge
Mason Harris
If the judge is white and male, yes. Preferably anglo.
If jewish or a woman a jury is a safer bet.
Jonathan Collins
That's interesting. I'm a trucker and I keep a bit of gear in the truck to get me home. It's harder than you think to be a prepper and drive a truck.
Ian James
>testifying at your own trial
His lawyer was an idiot
Alexander Allen
>12 countrymen from different walks of life
>in a 56% white country
>with massive anti-white indoctrination from academia media and Hollywood
No thanks this isn’t 12 angry men
Gabriel Walker
This one is best .
William Morris
Grug use base rock bat to make cave taker go to forever sleep