I don't need something i can walk around with but I do want something that can crush a ruffian's head like an eggshell desu.
Whats the best cudgel for home defense?
A table leg so the court doesn't think you're some kind of angry cave man larper waiting for people to break into your house.
A good offense is the best defense, any judge can understand that.
a rifle
>court doesn't think you're some kind of angry cave man larper
But I can't lie under oath
Ordinary ten pound carpentry hammer.
what court will convict a caveman? I would like to see that situation playing out
a metal baseball bat that has a hole drilled in it and is filled with lead
A louisville slugger baseball bat. Wooden cricket bats are also gnarly as fuck if you can acquire one.
>ten pound carpentry hammer
10lbs = 160 ounces! you mean like a small sledge hammer? that would be very unwieldy IMO. I think the max you could reliably use as a melee weapon would be something like a 2 lb mason's or engineer's sledge.
What you want is a a rip/framing hammer because 1. the handle is going to be longer and thus better proportioned relative to the hammer's weight and 2. the shape of the claw is going to be far more like that of an actual war hammer.
>pic related
one of my favorites that I own and just holding it in your hand makes you imagine what it would feel like to cave in someone's skull with it. If I was tasked with killing every motherfucker in the room with the stipulation that I was only allowed to pick one item out of my tool chest to do it I go with this one 100 times out of 100
Baseball bat
Socket wrench
Maglite
a gun
Machete
T-ball bat.
Just ask for no jury. Let the judge decide.
>ten pound carpentry hammer
>Ordinary
That's a fucking mel. The only woodwork you'd be doing with that is driving a fence post.
cold steel blackthorn
drilled down the length of it?
>let one chode who spent a decade in liberal indoctrination camp and surrounded by (((the tribe of tolerance))) singlehandedly decide your fate, not 12 of your countrymen from different walks of life
sickening
Your wife's boyfriend's big black cock.
Aluminum bats are hollow, user.
you should probably stop using sledge hammers for carpentry user
only reasonable option really
Hold on, nobody write this off, I'm interested too.
a gun.
*DINK*
>court doesn't think you're some kind of angry cave man larper
>because there's absolutely nothing cavemanny about ripping off the leg of your table and beating someone with it.
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Get yourself a warhammer.
The windlass ones are shit wood and soft forged, but have a variety of styles. Cold steel is probably decent.
Ritter for maximum brutality, or try one of these new ones.
Muh dick
All aluminium PR-24
Drill a hole in the bottom of the handle and pour in sand (or lead shot).
Solder the hole closed.
You better learn.
>I have never been in an actual courtroom, the post
Jurors are selfish, stupid assholes who are as likely to sentence you out of spite as cut you loose for equally arbitrary reasons. Hire the best lawyer you can afford, find out the history and proclivities of the judge you draw and go from there.
And since when did cavemen have tables?
Carpenter here, what are you guys talking about? 10lb is normal.
As normal as my upper body being so large that i knuckle along the ground like a gorilla
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>ten pound carpentry hammer
I would hate to see your trim work
This. A jury convicted my brother of DV he dindu. His chink wife had an obvious immigration motive and her story was full of holes.
When his attorney interviwed them after the trial (an option in CO courts) they said they were almost convinced of his innocence until he testified. They decided they didn't like him because he seemed too smart.
A DV conviction is as bad for a tech professional as CP. His life fell apart and he comitted suicide.
Id say go full africa alphabet soup liberation group and just use a machete but youd probably hurt yourself as much as the melanin enriched gentlemen trying to reparations your TV.
Get yourself something inline with a WWI era trench club or yknow.... a gun.
A nice piece of hedge
If the judge is white and male, yes. Preferably anglo.
If jewish or a woman a jury is a safer bet.
That's interesting. I'm a trucker and I keep a bit of gear in the truck to get me home. It's harder than you think to be a prepper and drive a truck.
>testifying at your own trial
His lawyer was an idiot
>12 countrymen from different walks of life
>in a 56% white country
>with massive anti-white indoctrination from academia media and Hollywood
No thanks this isn’t 12 angry men
This one is best .
Grug use base rock bat to make cave taker go to forever sleep