You wake up in Black Mesa as a HECU soldier at the height of combat between your forces, aliens...

.38 Webely mk iv
Guess I'm going old school still pretty fucked

>A Sig in .40

HI WHERE ARE THE GRABBIDY GUN :DDD

Select fire FAL, ill be fine.

>muh AR
16" stainless barrel, middy gas, free float pic rail, 1-6x optic, offset irons, weapon light, 62 grain green tips
>muh S&W 586
158 grain semi jacketed flat nose deerfucker loads, decent holster, few speed loaders

Shit could be worse. Still gonna get fucked by Eldritch Horrors from Space, though, I ain't got plot armor.

Me too, honker, me too

1960s Wingmaster. I'm ok I guess.

What a stupid thread. How old are you, OP?

Same age when i did ur mum lmao xD

An OU shotgun

Groovy

Probably not the best, but I am in good shape

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You would probably be better off letting yourself die so the Combine doesn't turn you into a stalker, or wipe your mind and turn you into a shitty overwatch trooper.

JM stamped 336, I'll be okay

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>.45 1911
Pretty fucked.

That's why I said "95% related" Mine differs in at least ten different aspects from what I can see, so it may be less than 95% but let's not get too autistic:

>Standard lock-plate
>Standard CH
>KAC 600m micro rear
>Non ambi safety
>Black Geissele SSA
>A2 grip
>Eotech 512
>No flashlight
>No VFG
>No rail covers on
>I have meme TD pins I am probably gonna remove, they just don't feel right

>inb4 Eotech POI shift

I always preferred Eotech over other RDS on an AR and I owned a CompM4 for many years. I've never had an issue with mine either.

One of these days I should take a picture of it.

>tfw ywn be an overwatch soldier who wakes up every day to kill uppity NEETs and gets non-mechanical reproduction simulation as a reward
>never worry about anything because the brainwashing makes you forget

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>join the Overwatch
>get your dick cut and get brainwashed 24/7 into Combine propaganda

Nah, i'll be hiding in White Forest with the shitters.

>FEG Hi power
Well it’s been good

Expensive custom 300wm with extra heavy pills. For once one of these threads worked out for me

>m1a
I'm about to go all 30-year-old boomer on Gordon Freeman's bitch ass.

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*pew pew into your direction*

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holy shit. those were the best/worst part of HL, but they moved so quickly I never noticed how they were able to jump like they do. they've got Chell's prosthetics.

It's all good, I was just busting balls. I have two eotechs on my guns, I love em

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>Chell's prosthetics

It's the only explanation on why they move like that and can fall from tall building, although the original game never really explained.

>All these faggots with their random shit getting mowed down by Freeman.
>All think they Shepard, but they simply don't have what it takes.
Kek. Stick to security faggots. Otis is your hero.

Don't forget Barney mowing down HECU and escaping.

i would pew pew in that ass

Sexist.

Opr8tor

his arm is so fucked up, it looks like it's coming from the center of his body, like a groin-arm. there's no way his left would be so far over, and the hand is wrong to be his right.

>German-made Sig P228

I’ll be cool until I can yoink a long-arm from another Marine.