What are some random conflicts I can go die in? is Ukraine over with?

What are some random conflicts I can go die in? is Ukraine over with?

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Cartels are always looking for cannon fodder, and it's closer to home

>gets tortured by rival gang
>stabbed to death in some jungle
not as fun as killing isis or ukies

>get tortured and raped by some horny shitskins
>get beheaded in some desert
not as fun as killing ______

Any of the"revolutions" in South America. Trust no one if you go down there.

Ukraine isn't over, but why would anyone take you, if not to strap a bomb to your c hest?

I believe there's still some low-quality paramilitary groups active in Afghanistan, working security mainly

the better question is how many conflicts are there where english is the main language? If you don't speak the language you are completely fucking useless. The YPG recruits westerners though, I've met a couple of people that went over to help them. I know some antifags went to fight with them as well

>join Nat Guard
>minimum training
>get discharged
>join Blackwater
???
Profit

there will soon be enough conflict in the west so that you can use english.

kiapa
Yellow = >100
Orange = 100-999
Red = 1000-9999
Maroon = 10000+
glhf

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South Africa gonna hit soon, fren. It will be Congo of our times. Keep your teeth, vaccinations, bribe money and gear in order and check those safari tourist trips in Zim or Nami.

SA soon

Ukraine is in a bit of a stalemate, and even if it was over no one on either side will trust you, and odds are your linguistics skills in regards to Russian and Ukrainian are piss poor.
You want to larp as a soldier of fortune or what?
The YPG is getting their shit kicked in from Turkey and most of the volunteers are just doing either mundane or support shit, not actually fighting anything.

>The YPG is getting their shit kicked in from Turkey
Is it possible to join the Turks? I wanna fight commies.

I just spent 9 months with SDF, I wouldn't call it 'shit kicked in'. Occasional bouts of a handful of dudes dying, but they're taking Turks with them. This will be Turkey's Afghanistan for the next 20 years.

You want to join ISIS?

It's been common knowledge for all boots on ground in Syria that Turks are funding ISIS

>commies getting their shit pushed in
All is as it should be.

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You don't even have to do that. Blackwater has low risk jobs. You are "security" for things that aren't wanted by the locals or basically anyone. The pay sucks cock ($34k/10 months) and one time I actually held a gun.

Kurdistan seems cool eventhough there is no more daesh to kil

Just where they have borders with Turkey and anyway turk have been trying to destroy kurds for centuries there's no reason to believe they're winning this time.

Kurds are so fucking dumb its not even funny my job has become so fucking bad since we started hiring them

T. Schlomo

Whatever the fuck Blackwater’s name is now doesn’t really do anything “high risk” anymore. Not after they keep getting themselves face first into PR nightmares. The pay isn’t too good either.
>I wanna fight commies as part of a glorified front made up of islamic militants
You’re a special kind of stupid aren’t you.

>I want to fight for allies of ISIS
Die in a fire.

Oh shit, what's going on in China?
Is Philippines them dealing with ISIS or drugs (or both)?

Xinjiang and the Uyghurs, basically a group of Turkic muslims who are trying to secede from China entirely as they believe they were illegally made a part of China.