Advice ASAP

I need advice Jow Forumsommandos.
>Long story short my property is being harrassed by some thugs late at night, three nigths now because of some bimbo that dates my downstairs roommate.
Its a shared two bedroom house (im in college)

>I have an improvised spiked club about 40 centimeters total, a airsoft gas handgun (glock 23 for reference) and a bowie knife 27 centimetes (blade)

>they where two the first time and i got out of the house with the club and they fucked rigth of next nigth there where four shitskins and yesterday there were three, i dont know what they want with the bitch but i sure as hell aint gonna stand by home invasion.
(Im in Portugal , also for reference.)

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The Police will protect you

carry all three, aim for the eyes and tell that slag downstairs to sort her shit out

They're going to kill your room mate, and if you don't wanna die with him keep yourself and your airsoft gun in your room. Sounds like his personal problem, stay out of it

You mean "protect"

Good thing you don't have guns in your country or else those thugs might hurt you!

>let a fellow white man die to shitskins

Off yourself.

Walk up holding the club, make sure none of them are circling you, and tell them directly to fuck off and that you've already called the cops. Also call the cops.

Call your local drug dealer, preferably a yugo expat. Ask for a pistol. Pay for said pistol and some ammo.
People are gonna die, make sure it ain't you. Better be judged by twelve good men than carried out by six.

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thats what i did
cops didnt do shit

well it is self defense and apart from the knife the weapons i own are non lethat defense weapons so no "warm" done its not like the shitskins are human right?
no need for gun tho im sure they will cuck out tonight after spiked club threat one of the two almost pissed himself (im not a chad but im tall 1.85 and bearded with decent white facial features a chin and a wide jaw. unlike them one looked like a gopnik incel, the other was black and gipsy, by his own words and proud the fucking degeneracy!!!

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Got a coat rack in your closet, nice length of metal to it? Time to put it to use. May offer a bit more length than the club and can act as a backup.

Call the police again
-Tell them this has happened 3-4 nights in a row
-Tell them the men have weapons, clubs, bats, sticks, knives, etc and that you are fearing for your life
-GET ON RECORD FOR REPORTING THIS MULTIPLE TIMES. Even if the cops never do shit about it, this could keep your ass out of jail if something happens.
-Toss that airsoft gun into a lake, nothing good can come of it. If the cops do show up and see you with a "gun" you're fucked. If you pull a toy gun on someone with a real gun, you will be shot dead in the face. BASIC GUN SAFETY. Every gun should be treated as a loaded deadly weapon, and if you pull it you better plan on using it.
-Lock your door, stay inside with your weapons at the ready, don't provoke. Be smart, let them fuck up.
I don't know what the laws are in your country but I live in a stand your ground state. If they kick down my door I can defend myself with lethal force. Check your laws, be smart, protect yourself.

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im sure they were drunk two but they showed up several times fore the romanian broad and knocked on the door and window yesterday my girlfriend was here and she was scared shitless but handled herself pretty well i dindt even get up and they didnt knock again

nobody here as guns its a village town low crime oldest population in the country college is here to boost economy but thank you for the sound advice

this guy gets it , imma put those fuckers on life support maybe not with the gun tho i think a brawl should do the trick and scarem off also i have given the spiked club to my housemate and we divised a plan in case they come
>will keep you posted Jow Forums E.T.A to possible disturbance 04:30

You came at the subhumans with a weapon, mark my fucking word that they'll return armed as well.
You escalated the level of violence and that will have results.
If they come after you with knives, the best hope you have is the prospect of bleeding to death in an ambulance instead of on the sidewalk.
Contact your local drug dealer and get a gun.

i Have gathered intel on the sobs and apparently they tried to rape the broad made a circle and shit but she ran one of them is especially anus he as long hair but its thin and hes balding realy bad, looks like a creep cuz he is, she had previous contact with him but she was with friends and he asked a dude that was with her if he could speak with her for 5 minutes but she refused and grabbed the dude that was with her and the other dude besides being athletic black and gipsy was pathetic and not a threat too big too hanldle any advice on a body cushion to protect myself ?or should i roll with the punches like a man?

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there are no guns bro and the fight is leveled its ill put a knife on the end of the curtain rod and keep them at bay its 4 v. 2

This, you have no real other choice. Sometimes people get forced into shitty situations. Make do with everything you can get your hands on

You could make a pipe shotgun...don't know legalities of it where you are

your words make me braver and more confident in my mission

This isn't fucking Dugeons and Dragons or your LARP group. These are fucking subhumans whom you have made look weak in the presumed presence of a bimbo of their affection.
They came at you in numbers and you stood them down. Trust me, as a Swede, I have first hand experience of how these primates function, to them their "honor" is everything and you shat on their honor.

Real life fights are nasty affairs, doubly so with knives. Get your hands on firearms of some sort, it has a strong psychological impact and can diffuse a situation where you'd otherwise would end up with a blade in your gut and if that fails, they are fare more likely to run when shots are fired.

Aka far more likely to get a Darwin award.

further invistigation tells me they are in a intern college like a boys academy for the unruly also bro for as stupid as it sounds i gotta stand up for my belifs these assholes are harrasing my home and i have the duty of protecting my home im not a spineless cunt thats what tells me appart from those niggerish fucks i have to act and not just make empty threats my word could be carved in stone

if darwin was right their infirior genes will get wiped

inferior*

>i have the duty of protecting my home im not a spineless cunt thats what tells me appart from those niggerish fucks i have to act and not just make empty threats my word could be carved in stone

Good thing for you. You know what really signals "I will flat out kill you if you continue to press this issue"?
A gun. Don't need to be a pistol, get a shotgun, a fudd hunting rifle, anything that goes bang. There is few things that saps the bravery of idiots as much as staring down the barrel of a gun.

Tell the cops this was on your kitchen counter when the nogoodniks arrived on the premises. 3 vs.1, what else could one do but defend himself?
Sprays 6.7 EU nogunz units of measurement.

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Just hit me the same part would work for a pipe shotgun if you're macgyvering something together, may have to get a bit creative to hold the shell in place, or for a firing mechanism.

Actually wait. This is Jow Forums. We gotta get ballsy with this. Figure we could mix up a good irritant with some household chemicals? Begin the engagement with that and he may yield some better luck with the club.

sound advice friend! will try pee and bleach and will poke a tiny hole in the hot sauce container so i can use ite as pepper spray or something

i do have huntig rifles but not here