Welp I got in a shitton of trouble with my friends and family and plan on going innawoods very soon. I got my mosin nagant, ten MRE packs, hygiene products in backpack, two sets of clothes and a spam can worth of ammo for the mosin nagant. I'm gonna head out very soon and gonna stop by the pawnshop for any items i may need on my innawoods trip.
What does Jow Forums recommend on taking with me for this situation?
Stuff to get fresh water. If you have a source right by you I guess all you need a is a pot to boil it. Or you could buy those packets. I’ve never used those. Tell us why you must levee? Did you get caught fapping over a family member?
Tell us what you did OP!
well user what happened? did you sodomize the dog one too many times?
like are there criminal charges or are you just done with society?
Quit touching yourself in the elementary school parking lot!
the fuck did you do OP.
And before you go on your grand journey, fully accept that you will likely be homeless as a result, so now is your time to truly decide if it is worth it. if there really is no coming back from what ever the fuck you did then go for it, but I still don't see why just moving wouldn't suffice.
While you are at the pawnshop get an old .22 or an air rifle. you won't be hunting small game with the Mosin, and 8 point bucks aren't just going to be everywhere, you need something for smaller, more plentiful food.
I wouldn't take all the spam can if you are travelling on foot. You don't know how heavy ammo really is until you're marching around with it.
If you're in a wetter area have shit to keep you dry. Have shelter that you can make. A good bush knife like a RAT 5 will go a long way as a multi purpose tool that will last forever. Bring something to sharpen the knife.
Maybe a fishing kit?
******And Most Importantly******
I can not stress this enough, knowledge is your best tool. What plants will sustain you? What plants will kill you in minutes? What plants will slowly kill you over days? If you don't know that knowledge learn it because it'd be a damn same to carry a mini arsenal into the woods and die from eating fungi-infected seeds or something fucking stupid.
Good luck OP
I've got some infographics that may be of some use to you.
Mfw op is actually a 16 year old and got caught smoking weed and now is leaving because of self pitty.
>tfw this might turn out like that guy who fapped to his own birth
Forgot to mention, if you're in an environmentally tolerant area for it and you end up setting up a long term camp, might as well bring stuff to plant. Growing your own food would make finding it less of a problem.
Long story short. I gotten myself new Bluetooth headsets and open up my music gallery and put this on and thought i paired it to my headset but accidentally paired it to the living room tv which is connected to several stereos which were at max. I didn't knew until i took my headset off a moment later to hear my mother shout "WHAT THE FUCK!?" and my door being banged on by my uncle.
I'm planning on crawling out the window now and getting into my truck because i cant face my family especially my nephews and cousins right now...
your music taste confirms the autism
OP that is an extremely retarded reason to potentially be homeless your whole life.
Just fucking confront them. I had to do the same shit when I accidentally broadcasted GG Allin throwing hit on people to the family TV downstairs.
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Youre doing the right thing, user. Theres no coming back from that.
You're a little bitch, OP. Your taste is garbage, but you should just accept that you're going to be a laughing stock for the next few months and get on with your life. Own your shit, dude.
kek
>holy shit OP what did you do to get disowned
>are you a rapist/pedo/murderer?
>no I played shitty edgy meme music
>it was really loud, guys
>I don't think I can ever recover
That wasn't the only thing that played... i had my playlist on shuffle and after that song was over this started to play. Currently in truck right now and getting my phone called alot right now but too embarrassed to confront them right now. Already heading to the store now.
Why do you have such crippling autism
Nice gets
Fucking dead
I can't imagine being this awkward. I flaunt my shitty music taste with gusto.
You're such a pussy. I just played both of those in a full Wendy's lobby without a fuck given.
If you are going to get away from your family, don't make it too long. Wait until your relatives leave or something and speak to your mom. You'll probably get berated but parents expect their kids to do edgy shit. Don't run from your fuck ups , at least you weren't caught fapping to some weird shit.
Jesus Christ OP
Jesus Christ if you're this incredibly retarded what on god's green earth makes you think you'll survive for more than a minute outside of your basement let alone the woods?
you fuckd bro
The only remedial action here is to roll through the woods blasting this.
youtube.com
That may have been the worst song I have ever heard
>calling dubs gets
Redditors fuck the FUCK off.
Well my phone stopped ringing and parked my truck by the wildlife conservation parking lot and planning on heading out. Doubt the battery will last much longer so i just want to let everyone know that i got a cheap tant kit, several jugs of water, surplus canteen, camping cooking supply such as a pot to hang over the fire, filters to filter the water, a camping knife and a hatchet. Got myself a space bpanket to keep myself warm and a bag to stuff my clothes in and use as a pillow. My battery is at 10 percent so this may be my last so idk when i will be back if ever.
I'm sorry friends and family but i can't face y'all right now. Wish me luck in the Ozark Forest now!
>Ozark
This explains everything
>Arkansas
Jesus Christ this really does exolain everything.
Post timestamp or you’re a lying faggot
At least buy a car charger for your phone lad. You can find them at almost any store. Also, you are an incredible pussy. My parents found me looking at gore sites and pain olympics when I was 13 and I lived through it. Nut up already.
Please keep a log on Jow Forums of your daily innawoods life. I desire to know more
If he makes it through the Ozarks that is
>Currently in truck right now and getting my phone called alot right now but too embarrassed to confront them right now.
Make sure to get some bug spray right now. Lyme disease sucks. Godspeed, you cringey bastard.
OP restore your family's honor and put some 54r in your head.
Kids these days...
Parents caught me flapping butt-naked (albeit to normal porn). I dead stared them when they asked why I was naked and said
'I got warm'
>this just in! Local Arkansas man finds a hog and makes a family with a hog and makes a pig family!
If this is real and you are still lurking here OP, you could have just said your Steam friends linked you some fucked up meme songs for the lols. You fucked up running away and being autistic as fuck about this ordeal.
But then we wouldn't have this funny dumb shit to laugh about then.
i don't know opie i was unironically into shitcore. i showed all my siblings and cousin. up to your family i guess.
come to think of it, what was my problem?
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Anyone remember Hobo with a Shotgun? Back in MY day, the homeless of Jow Forums at least gave us comfy innawoods stories. Faggot OP better deliver.
It'll be several weeks til we either hear op coming back or the news finding a giant hog feasting on a giant lard of fatass in the woods of Ozark
Ok OP real talk. Just say you clicked on some random shit on the internet and didn't know what the fuck you were doing on the phone. Apologize and just say you didn't know what this was and it's the first time you heard of it. You fucked up, not a big deal. It could have been worse, It could have been broadcasting yourself jerking off or getting fucked in the ass by a dildo. Count your blessings and move on.
If your mother sees fit to use the F-word on you, I don't think you've got much of a problem at all. They probably just think you've got crap taste in music.
Where is op?
OP is either kill or getting rammed by a bear.
My God, if this is what the yungins are listening to, then I happily await the apocalypse
Or getting rammed up the ass by your average local Arkansas hillbilly that is doped up in meth and making him squeal like a piggy because OP is a literal fatass and looks like an actual pig.
Alot of mothers cuss alot these days so that doesn't excuse it
I remember that. I only ever managed to get part of it. If you have caps/archive please post.
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what in the goddamn...
I'm going to need chemotherapy for this shit, my god.
Embarrassment isn't worth dying in the woods you little faggot. Just get over it lol.
Include me in the screencap!
this is our new theme song guys
posting in an epic bread
>implying it wasn't to begin with
Yeah, jeepers creepers. The kids nowadays listen to terrible music!
Alexa, play Back In Black!
AC/DC? You heathen!
Oh my bad man!
Alexa play Tom Sawyer! The best song ever made!!
Rock and Roll is the devil, you need some better learnin' young man:
youtube.com
Wow OP
This is the hardest I've laughed in months. Thank you very much OP
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> Did you get caught fapping over a family member?
and that would do it
who the hell would even ironically listen to this let alone unironically?
this is a bait thread
This is the funniest thing in a while... OP just be a man and go back and say I'm gross, I'm sorry, you'll get weird looks and maybe punished but just be a man ffs, being homeless is only fun if you're drunk and not alone. How come YT doesn't censor horse cock but they censor NSBM, wtf is that shit?
OP is already in the woods with a dead battery so he ain't gonna be back for a loooooong time since he gone off into the Ozarks.
Ozarks is a scary place
Where is screencrap?
Bumping this glorious thread
Thanks user now i can go livestream my suicide
the fuck did i just listen to
music
Literally sang that shit as karaeoke at thanksbirthgivmas
kek
include me in the really elaborate shill screen cap
this is now a wesley willis thread
Why would parents not just turn tv off?
because op is lie
OP just spent his college fund at the surplus store, he wont be getting a car charger for a long time
I've read this exact story except last time OP was caught playing porn.
Fake and gay pasta.
I love this place