You've got to be Jow Forums to be a real Jow Forumsommando. fatties have to get the fuck outta here

BASED IAN & KARL training day & night to fight fascists, nazis and Drumptards.

>ian is so fashionable holy shit
You betcha.

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>Ian dressed up as a literal border jumper drug mule to shoot an AK match
Always gets a chuckle out of me.

why are you posting these leftists and satanists?
fuck off.

I mean Karl is fit, it's all that blood he's been drinking and spilling. Bodies don't drain themselves you know.

>it's all that blood he's been drinking
nahh, it's mostly due to sipping on Ian's semen.

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Both of them started hitting the gym a couple years ago. They've both made pretty decent improvements for casuals.

these assclowns will sell out your gun rights, also long as they have their collector license.

>BAWWWW IAN AND CARL TRASHED MY FAVORITE OPINION, BAWWWW TIME TO COMPLAIN ON Jow Forums

Go outside.

go back to plebbit... your safe zone.

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I just cant take a guy who looks like that seriously.

I hate them, their are the kind of bootlicking crap munches that will hunt you and me down in civil war 2 because the government tells them too, because we the "evil bad people" that don't conform. they would happy put a round in to our asses aslong as they get pay and keep most of their guns. fuck them

these are his "parishioners"... if that's even a word these Satanists use.

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I'm kind of a lanklet skinny fat, and I like getting all cozy in a nice jacket and boots and going walking through the woods alone with a rifle on my back and foggy breath. Guns are a spiritual thing to me user

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>you've got to be Jow Forums to be a real Jow Forumsommando
here's Karl in action. pretty fucking kommando.

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Communist sympathizer spotted

serves him right

archive.org/details/CivilWar2/page/n1

true

Used to be a flabby user who got winded shooting a 50 yard plate off hand

skipping the blog post I'm 5'10 200lb down from 260 so still working on it bros, gotta be ready to outrun all the zombies and chimps

I'm proud of you user, for taking your life into your own hands

Who's wonderful idea was it to put down squares that get caught around your feet on a live range? Chalk or marking spray illegal in AZ?

These k/omanndo's got the job done

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thanks bae

pro tip: spend as little time at home as possible. When I'd sit at home all day all I'd do is eat.

Instead of studying at home I'd stay at the library or in a class' lab, and get one of those bullshit starbucks protein boxes for a meal. It's not the most efficient, but at least you know for certain you're not going to eat more than that as I'm too autistic to get back in line for seconds in front of people

plus being not at home helps you meet people and not be a loner which helps you net serious social and anti-depression gains

thank you guns for making me not want to look silly when I abuse you in the woods

Most of this board is fat as fuck, they unironically believe just because they have a gun their bodies don't need to keep up.

Jow Forums and Jow Forums here, also old school Satanist. And this shit is cringy af.

sigh, well theres always the crazies in anything anyone is into.

Tired old Shareblue psyop.

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being some faggot that goes around playing dress up isn't very Jow Forums either, so you can fuck right off with them.

So what do you do then?

>Karl: "so ian how did it go with tyrone last night?"
>Ian: "great you are right ! he satisfied my wife and even let me be in the same room !"
>Karl: thats grand, he visits are satanic orgies weekly, i like to jerk it in the corner while he pounds Unglockuck our high satanic priestess or as xe is formally known as ashton"
>Ian: "i just love the fact we are so diverse and left wing, but i wish the transabled trans gendered gender natural, other kin community was more into guns!"
>Karl: "yeah they probably associate guns with evil BOIGNALD BLUMP! supporting white men who just need to die off for a more diverse world"
>Ian: " that's a shame, but whatever, we have to get this video about useless firearm testing out so the paypigges will reward us with beta bux this month"
>Karl: "alright, hey there is a new satanic approved gay bar in phoenix, you want to go this weekend ?
>Ian: " that sounds lovely Karl, but can i take my wife's newly adopted sons with us?, i want our newest son Malahalamannapoo from Bombay, and our older son M'beke from Nigeria to experience the vibrant gay culture of the american southwest "

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I read it in their voices

PT 2

>Karl: " who is that driving up ?"
>ian: " i recognize that vehicle, it's our inrange special guest of the week! James Yeager !
>: Ian: " he's going to teach us the value ditches have in a firefight, the moving on to his ras-47 review , the only high quality ak casted by diverse Koreans and finished by wonderful undocumented migrants here in the good ol us of a, according to him it can survive six gorrilan rounds without breaking, it's so wonderful that there are diverse made ak's not made by evil east Europeans or homophobic Chinese !"
>James: " howdy boys, i'm here to tell you my ras-47 just survived 6 gorrilan rounds and to go buy one NOW!"
>James: " now the key to using a ditch in a fire fight correctly is to, lay your weapon down and jump headfirst into it, now if that doesn't work you should take a submissive posture, drop your pants and hope the enemy finds you attractive enough to avoid imminent doom."
>Karl, thanks everyone , but we are out of time, pls remember to subscribe to our pateron !"

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Does anyone have any idea where Ian operates in AZ? I know he's down by Tucson in a lot of his vids, but that mountain range behind him looks A LOT like the one where I live. I am almost sure I know where they are at in this picture, it's like 10 miles away from me.

I just want to ask Ian if he really is a commie or not so this board can put it to rest.

>STAY TUNED FOR PART THREE
>Ian and Karl meet Tim of MAC and his "special" friends Umahd Mustafa of zenith firearms, and David Goldstein of IWI!
>And things get wet and wild with the special guest yankeemarshall, you'll be surprised just where he "conceal carries" his revolver !

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in all honesty he has spouted very left wing views before and openly voted for HRC, karl"s satanic bullshit has ties with a antifa cell called JMB gun club or redneck revolt

so it's not without evidence

what do you expect? he's a phoenix native ofc he's a leftie

I'm a Phoenix native and I want to throw marxists from helicopters tho

What in the actual fuck is wrong with Karl?

his best friend is Ian and living the life, while you losers cry about throwing commies out of helicopters

Hi karl, did tyrone let you "clean it up" this time, remember it's racist to tell him no

>make everything terrible again
Cringe

Autism

Why do you keep making this thread 4 times a week

I know. Fuck I'm trying so hard.

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That pic of them was from the Red Oktober AK championship near Washington, Utah. In AZ I think they mostly operate around the Tuscon area.

They came in 11'th and 12'th out of 40 in finish Brutality 2018. They were in TST division that required a full kit and full armor. Even so, they beat many people from the unarmored, gun only divisions.

varusteleka.com/en/page/finnish-brutality-2018/59836

how come all you psychos live in the fucking desert like wtf

Y'know you don't HAVE to watch inrange and FW

There are plenty of other racist youtube gun channels to watch if you want

You seem like a nutnfancy sort of guy

What about skellingtons.

I can walk 40 miles a day without a sweat but can't run or lift for shit.

>OP pic
Wow sodomy must be really good exercise

>pine and birch trees
>arizona
user..

You know, the problem with wearing a mocking maga hat is antifa pukes are going to hit him in the back of the head anyway.

Why didn't they use chalk, paint or hell, a couple of traffic cones?

Not all of Arizona is desert, genius.

Those anti-operator squares are too damn effective, he had no chance.

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...that match was in Finland, y'all.

Anyone got the story as to why these faglets aren't with rock island auction haus?

they're renounced capitalism

Pretty sure Rock Island got merged with Morphy, thats it. Ian said something about it a while back.

My guess would be to pass the standard US Army PT test. It's not the end-all-be-all, but it's a good start for anyone trying to get active

Seeiously, who needs landmines and barbwire?