Just moved in. Found this in a closet

Longlegs
Since it's not a patrician kid-sized bat.

Batty McBatFace
Slugger McSlugFace

Doodiville Buttpluggee

The Cum Crusader

NBG stick of course.

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigger be good stick

Just use a sharpie and print NBG on it.

OP

Because you both came out of the closet

Mr. Bat.

niggerknocker

First time I met my wife's grandfather he, her father, and two uncles were sitting in the den if his house with two and a half bottles of turkey empty between the four of them. The old man sized me up, then pointed at an axe handle hanging from the coat pegs and said if I ever hurt his granddaughter he'd have his boys come after me with the nigger knocker there. That name has always stuck with me.

holy mother of kek

fpbp

Claude
youtu.be/2FRJE7g8wNY

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It's just like my Fortnite meme!

Nikki Ferrari

If this gets dubs I wanna see "Mr. Sprinkle Cup Cakes" written on it with sharpie.

>chunchunmaru

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Another vote for Mr. Bonk.
Lucille is a rifles name.
Not a melee weapon.

my wife's son's father

ITS A WALKING DEAD REFERENCE, PLEASE THINK I'M INTERESTING DAMN IT

That is an old bat. I used to have one just like it that my dad gave me. He'd had it for a while before.

What state are you in? I'm wondering if this is my old home-defense bat. I never named her, but I'm putting in for "Bonk!", too. Mrs. Bonk.

Ever watch higurashi?

Niggerkiller
Dubs get

Glock 40

Niggerbeater

“BB” for most basic bitch metal bat that everyone bought back when it came out.

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FAMAS

Attitude adjuster

William

If you want to go for a palindrome,
BONK KNOB

Batty McBatface. Easy.

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Chunchunmaru

this

Fpbp

Nigger