Game: You have a weapon for each woman you have been with

What was making love to a Jew like? I feel like it would be a power trip.

Everyone is nogunz now.

Which one has the worst body odor?

Romanian guns
CZ
Colombian guns

>Game: You have a weapon for each woman you have been with
Are y'all on Thanksgiving break already?

>Italian
M9 Beretta
>American
Mossberg 500
>American
Colt AR-15
>Croatian
HS Produkt VHS-D rifle

a bunch of Steyr AUG
AK-63
Howa Type-89

>Tomahawk-native american bitch in cali
>L85A2-brittish chick in cali
>M16-nebraskin
>Ak47-iraqi chaldean in cali

The only benefit of diversity is the diversity of pussy you can try. Not listing how many years I've spent on each or which I'm with now.

Probably the Jew desu

*racks slide*
Gudnite fabbet

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>Sicilian rich thicc girl
expensive Italian shotgin like a benelli rafaello or equally expensive handgun such as mateba or bernadelli pistol

>german vegan curly blonde
G98 (not the k she was my height)

>chubby french viet girl
Mat 49 converted to 7,62tok

>crazy ass canadian pawnee
either a diemaco C7 or an engraved Longbranch enfield with a dreamcatcher on the stock and a pot grinder in lieu of the baynet mount.

>fat french dumb metalhead
lebel r35 or ruby pistol both equally useless

>90lbs dwarwish brown skinned lao/viet
captured usm1 carbine (albeit her favorite gun was my ruger "deerslayer" mod 44 mag carbine)

oh and like said the whole combloc full of russiand ukrainian czech and bulgarian slavshit

feel pretty lucky desu

famas

>lost my virginity to some trashy white American escort of dubious ancestry, possibly French like most of the trashy people here
Hi-point, undoubtedly
>slept one night with a poonigger, no sex but had first kiss with her
That poonigger galil that doesn't physically function as a normal gun

>Webley Mk. IV
>Webley Mk. VI
>Chauchat
>Webley-Fosbury
>Webley Mk. VI
>M3 Grease gun
>RARDEN
>Beretta Nano

>Mauser Model 1893
>Beretta 92fs
>Hi-Point C9
just for now

Three Americans. I dunno what guns that might be. You guys can choose for me.

Sounds like they're going to be crew-served whatever they are.

M-14, cause she was too heavy to be an AR
BM-59 in 7mm Mauser because she was Puerto Rican and Italian. Or maybe MAC-10 cause she was from Miami?
G36KA4 with a little Lithuanian flag on the butt

A TTC i guess
seeing as i cant think of anything else that would be akin to a cheap Romanian whore

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1. Ruger SR556 for the busty Arizona blonde
2. M14 for the 38 year old milf
3. S&W 9mm for the one-night stand in college
4. I don't know anything about Ukrainian weapons. This one would be for my wife.

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Lol. No guns for me

no guns :^|

>White trash girl: some kinda double-barrelled shotgun
>Filipina hipster: hipsters don’t like guns, but I hear RIA makes 1911s
>Pajeeta: oh boy I get an INSAS
>Pudgy anime mutt: I think she was also Filipina so toss another RIA onto the pile
>Black Jew (RARE): either a Tavor or a Hi Point
>Filipina gym thot: oh boy another RIA. Can I choose an old M1 or something instead?
>American hipster girl (claimed Irish ancestry) gib AR-10 pls
>Half-Viet nerd: she was half American so I’ll say an M1 carbine or whatever the fuck we issued ARVN Rangers
>Black hipster girl: Hi Point
>Filipina art ho: really I would be happy with some variety can I maybe get like an M1 Garand pls I don’t know much about the arms industry of the Philippines
>Autistic American girl (claimed Finnish ancestry): RK-95
>Qt Mexican gf: FX-05 Xiuhcoatl

Why do I like brown girls so much

>High point 45
>M203
>M2 flame thrower
>Carcano

I've been on the fat girl Tinder circuit for several years...

>Colt Canada C8
>Mexican G3
>Remington Model 11
>Colt 1908 Pocket Hammerless
>M1 Garand
>M1A1 Thompson
>Colt Commando
>1911
>Colt Python
>Hi-Point Carbine
>Rhodesian FAL (African)

German =HK45
Mexican =fxo5
Chinese=type95
Italian =Benelli m4
Mexican =obregon pistol
Mexican =FAL
Mexican =G3
French Canadian= c7

>Why do I like brown girls so much
Because your mother was brown probably. Heard it usually works that way. Your dating practices mirror what your mother is kind of when you're young. It's not until you're older that you usually vary or stick with what's close to your home.

Are there any African gun manufacturers?

Lmao, here comes the red pill

She’s yellow, but I guess that’s close enough. Thanks fren, here’s OC of my Hi Power in exchange.

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Chinese SKS
A Xiuhcoatl
A Blinged out Bryco Jennings
A Tavor
A Hong Kong HK33
An Irish AUG
A Kahr pistol
A Mat 49 Repro
And just piles of Garands.

Ping!

>5 AIMS-74
>2 AK-74
>3 Kefefs
>3 Ukranians AK-74
And one Albo busted up AK-47

Are you white/Asian? Why are you race mixing so much you are already the only two tolerable races.

I DON’T KNOW MAN, I CAN’T STOP HELP

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P210
Aussie L1A1
2x Chinese contract Hi Power
Rhodesian FAL (somewhere in africa)
2x INSAS
Type 56
2x L1A1
A clone pistol from somewhere in Asia
SIG m/49
abt 10x of those rifles you see in a movie but have no idea what they are

thats all I have

i live in hk and i've never seen an HK33 here, police here carry MP5s and S&W model 10s

I can only imagine how bad most of them smelled....

>Ar-15
>K-98k

Turk monster tits, stoeger pump action
Belgian chick, prolly an fn1900
Romanian thot with fat tits, pm63? She was kinda chubby
South african girlie, armsel striker

>Fucking more than one woman
And I thought Jow Forums was a Christian board

Mostly 'Murricans so dunno ARs and revolvers and shotguns,
I imagine Vietnam has some locally made weapons but I have no idea what they are.
Same for Jordan (needs to be athletic looking gun)

>tfw mutt burger and have only fucked other mutt burgers so I dunno

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FAMAS

She’s little, yet packs a surprising punch. Very comfortable to carry close to your body and is reliable as all get out. Remember the first time she emptied my magazine like it was yesterday. Can’t wait for her to come home tonight from work so I can clean her bore with my cleaning rod and put my oil inside her.

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>Italian mutt
BM-59 I guess
>Big fat jew bitch
Gotta be a Galil Ace

>Kel tec ar7
Skinny short white girl
>A Calico M960 that's traded hands a million times
Nothing but issues cool to look at and dreams that could have been but everyone has fingerfucked it
>Springfield decided to comeback from the dead and make 1 M14 fresh from the factory
Old school girl who wants nothing more then to be a house wife and have kids she was a virgin tell i put my benis in her action

Gas yourself you degenerate race mixing kike. We don’t need people like you within our ranks.

Jow Forums pls go and stay go

>virgin
Fuck.
Can this shit work backwards?
I fucking love British accents.

A few Howas, a Daewo, a SAR-21, a Norinco QBZ, 2 ARs and a INSAS.

No guns detected. There's nothing wrong with colonizing other races just choose to settle down within your own sometime in the future. Otherwise, slip your dick in it and dump it later.

I guess ten of these Thai made single shot grenade launchers (literally the only weapon semi-designed by and made in Thailand that I could find), and one Vietnamese-made frankenstein ppsh-41-thing (K50-m)

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Explain my mom being a blonde blue eyed woman and my yellow fever then

Just don't breed a black woman and you'll be fine. You don't want niglets do you?

Because your looking for the characteristics you would want in your mom. Now go fuck your mom.

mil, not police.

Well, pre-PRC handover of HK used HK33s - I'm not sure what they use now.

(native American?)
Colt canada c7
1911

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Damn I have almost one gun for each of the girls I've dated
>Lydia was my first 10/22
First HS gf, was kind of a hoe, didn't respect her, got laid a bunch
>Stephanie, remington 700 .30-06
HS side thing with huge boobs and a butterface that did crazy sex stuff that I didn't appreciate until later
>Delilah, remington 1187 sporting clays/skeet shotgun
College GF, and first gun I picked out on my own. Parents liked her, she wasn't very fun, had a few broken parts after a few thousand rounds. Now collecting dust in a safe
>Katie - AR with handbuilt lower and PSA upper
Geuinely loved her, everybody thought she was shitty but couldn't see her timney trigger. PSA barrel shot .6 MOA cold and 5MOA hot. Eventually outgrew and replaced
>Allison - Seekins handbuilt AR
Thought this gun would be the best thing ever, turns out several parts were out of spec, things weren't thought through, and in the end I should have done a better job putting it together
>Jennifer - Glock 17 gen 3
First pistol I bought on my own, had fun fucking her but nothing remarkable
>Courtney - Glock 17 gen 5
Slightly better trigger but mostly just in it for the fucking
>Katie 2 - Ruger SR1911
thought it would last longer, but needed a lot of replacement parts to work how I would have wanted it to. Ended up moving on and it now collects dust in the safe
>Tess - 300blk pistol
Sexy, made with good parts, took me a while to get my hands on, expensive. Love to look at her, but ultimately not my go to gun
>Abby ruger MkIV Lite
Tries way too hard, too easy, but fun for a little while
>Meredith AR10 in 6.5creedmoor
Took a long time to piece together. Made with good parts. Boringly accurate, but everybody thinks it's cool. Never really appreciate it until I go to the 1000yd range

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You did it backwards, dingleberry. This is chicks as guns, not guns as chicks.

>(native American?)
Ruger redhawk or savage precision rifle

Won’t argue with that, boss. I’m a one-man goblino factory as is; I should be more careful.

>Vollmer MP5
>STGW 90
>Barrett M82

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Meh, white/asian isn't goblino tier, it's just choose-your-destiny tier.

AK5C

>tfw own HK45C and want a german girlfriend

I mean, when you're out and about you stick it in some mystery meat, so I'm only going to count the ones without rubber.

Rk-62
Rk-95
Ak-5
Ak-4
Ag-42 Ljungman
K-pist m/45b
Madsen LAR
AKS-74U
Zastava M53

AR18
20" franken AR with many previous owners
16" para-FAL

Beretta 92fs
3 M4's
I think thats it.

I am OP I am Italian, I started this game out of boredom.
I feel like shit now that I found out everybody fucks italian girls...jsus

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Define "been with"

Three flip whores

So a garage made sten, a table leg boxtube mac-11, and an unaccountably still in use grease gun.

To be fair, a lot of them are prolly amerimutts talking about 7th generation "Italian" girls.
Except for me, I've fucked a shit load of Italian girls. Your women are sluts dude lol.

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All European girls are sluts. They have no morals.

There was this really slutty italian girl back in this ice cream shop that I worked with. Sometimes she got dressed in her work clothes in the same break room I am in. No fucks given.

Salt on my wounds to make the matter worse I have a crush since long time that has friendzone me before I met my ex ( bulgarian larping as american) after I broke up with her I got contacted by the crush again. But I got weight and I am an insecure guy so I have to hear about her having this one night stand with Americans and other foreigners.
Well shit

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Forget about her. She's not into you.

>1st girl was a dumb whore that cheated on me
Hi point?
>2nd girl was kinda chubby nerd who was desperate to belong
1911
>Current is best girl who I hope to spend my life with.
AK obviously

this

I cant even imagine someone wanting to have sex with me it is too far fetched

Colt m16
La Coruña FR8
Steyr m95 long rifle
Steyr m95 carbine
Mannlicher Schoenauer 1903
Glock 17
Glock 34
Voere 2107
Steyr AUG

If hookers from eastern europe count, every mosin or ak variant there is.
What to take in accoujt for african hookers? stones, sticks?

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1st gorl: M1 Garand
2nd gorl: Danish mod on M60
3rd gorl: AR
3rd gorl: CZ P10
4th gorl: H&K whatever
5th gorl: Danish mod on M60
6th gorl: Iceland not good at small arms design.

>mosin
>Taurus g2
>red Ryder 1938
>karabinek szturmowy wzór
>Barrett REC7

>American born Chicana
A 1911, but all Gucci’d up and nickel plated narco style with jeweled Virgin Mary grips

>Pakistani qt
A khyber pass copy of something nice, maybe an SMLE

>tall jewess from Ukraine
Bolshevik-used Mosin M91

>very Americanized Russian qt
AK-101

>sex tourism

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I guess I have my AR and that’s all

>Nepali Gahendra
Self explanatory
>Basic bitch AR15s
All basic, all looked largely the same, all were fun at first then bore you after you get something with bigger calibers
> 1 extra ar15 that weighs 2x as much
Enough said
>Armscor m200
Tiny and Philippine

1#: Višenamjenska Hrvatska Strojnica
2#: ...
>I cant think of any irish made guns
3#: Beretta M1918
4# Mauser C96
5: IMI Galil
6: Lee Enfield
7: Chilean Mauser
8: Norinco SKS
9: Daewoo DP51
10: HK G3
11: FB Viz
12: Uzi
13: INSAS rifle

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No guns but I have a... uh... well Martinique never produced their own guns so I guess the closest analogy would be a FAMAS; I've got a FAMAS on-route to my lgs.

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I can't remember half of the 24~ or so girls I've been with but they're all white american women so they would just be shotguns and AR15s i guess

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take it easy little guy, dont go shooting a bunch of jewish grandmas now