I live in a small village in buttfuck no where wyoming in the apartment above my general store. The other day I saw a fucking black bear digging through my neighbors dumpster. I need a remedy. I have a .44 but I only have that for emergencies. No, what I need is a rifle that can take out this nigger bear in a single shot. I plan on ambushing it once it comes back. Any suggestions?
What in the god damn
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12GA shotgun with 3" magnum slugs.
>black bear
A well aimed fart.
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Leave it the fuck alone or call animal control
Or, if youre really insistent, scare it away. BB's are pussies when confronted
Although if it was a Brown bear, shoot to kill those guys are vicious
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12ga shotgun with slugs.
>sane answer
Call Fish and Wildlife.
Glock and Wesson AssRape-15 with an assault banana clip and a bump stock shoulder thing that goes up.
Butt fuck wyoming= 1 fish and game officer thats stationed 75 miles away
get a $40 daisy red ryder and scare him off
It's a black bear. Once you get out of rimfires, .22 Hornet, and .32-20, pretty much any rifle will do the trick. They're not as big as brown bears, they're not built like brown bears, and they're not wired like brown bears.
(Your .44 will do fine, too, provided you can hit what you aim at.)
This, shotguns are cheap, and will do just fine.
Or some cheap Savage bolt gun in your choice of calibers -- probably .308 or .30-06 because those are absolutely ubiquitous, but anything will do.
Or if you've always wanted an AR-15/levergun/double rifle/whatever, then one of those, in whatever caliber such things come in.
Because it's just a black bear, not a real bear.
DNR or whatever acronym your agency uses would probably set up a live capture trap and relocate the bear.
Gatlinburg TN has a big problem with Black Bears. My Dad has found bear scat on his back porch in North Georgia more than once. A couple of good dogs would run them off.
If I knew I was going to have to shoot, CZ Safari Magnum with 5 rounds of 375 H&H or bigger.
Put an illuminated reticle 1-4X scope on it.
The Rigby based cartridges are only a 4 round capacity in the big CZ.
You can find the plain stock ones for around $1k.
The Fancy ones that are custom built here in the USA are $3k and up.
A full stock CZ550 in 9.3 or 30-06 would be plenty for just Black Bear, but you also have Grizzly Bears out there so gun up.
be nice to black bears they are harmless
Say hello, he will probably run away.
>small village in buttfuck no where wyoming in the apartment above my general store
that sounds comfy as fuck user
>I live in a small village in buttfuck no where wyoming in the apartment above my general store.
sounds comfy
>has a .44 but only for emergencies
Damn dude, it must suck never being able to shoot much.
you should have a weapon capable of propelling a 20,000,000 grain projectile at over 140fps in your parking space.
they are also cute
black bears detected
>being intimidated by a black bear
What's it like being a bitch?
Funny you should say this OP, I made a gun for dealing with the black bears and meth-heads messing around in trash.
Based on availability, low cost, and firepower (22 cal excluded):
1. Semi-auto 12 gauge w/ 3" slugs (remington 11-87 or similar)
2. .308 savage, 30-06 springfield 1903, or similar full power bolt gun
3. Milsurp M1A/M14
How I wish there were a hunting reserve specifically for this.
Also, I want to run down a deer on foot and kill it with a sword. Preferably nude except for running shoes.
put a scope and a bipod on the .44 pistol and use that.
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>I made a gun messing around in trash
Just go yell at it.
>afraid of a black bear
>better kill it instead of shooing it away
What a faggot
>black bear
u wot m8
That's basically a large, less clever raccoon. chill out.
What's your budget? If you want the epitome of what you just asked for, a Serbu RN-50 can be had for around $1000.
>black bear
>I have a .44
Too much, black bears are like a step above coyotes. You could probably just yell at the fucker and scare it off. if not, a fully grown man should be able to tussle with a black bear and win.
Bite his ear and show that fucker whose boss.
Ken, I'm so sorry about that captcha.
there is a hunting reserve specifically for this. It's called Wisconsin.
>any suggestions
yeah don't get caught poaching. do you guys even have hunting laws in wyoming?
why dont you quit being a faggot and let the bear eat some leftover pizza you californian transplant?
>2018
>people fear bears
>not only bears, but black bears aka overgrown raccoons
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thats what youre afraid of.
howabout you stay out of the woods. move to the inner city.
there are more synagogues for you to pray at there anyways you faggot.
Susan Kehoe based and redpilled.
Are you a meth head as well?
That was good to know. OP is a faggot
pretty much this. Coworker of mine fended off one from his treestand with a home depot bucket.
that's cruel user. use something that won't injure it like a paintball gun.
not quite but pretty close.
>Meanwhile at Taurus...
>a black bear
They’re harmless as fuck as long as you don’t act like a retard in front of it. humanesociety.org
t. PAfag
Black bears just run away you massive faggot. Quit fantasizing about killing four-legged animals and concentrate on the real threat: humanoid animals.
would a Lowe's bucket work?
also blackbears are confirmed for being docile. just yell at it.
>a bb gun will damage a black bear