Jow Forums humor thread

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>Don't give me an F-104
>With a Shaker and Kicker and all
>It pitches and it spins with no wings and no fins
>Don't give me an F-104

God the Krauts were dumb for buying that pile of poop and then trying to make it multirole.

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Don't give me an F-104; she's faster than Lightning fer shore
But after one pass there's no bullets, no gas
Don't give me an F-104

I lost a knife to a dog in that game, it just ran off with my knife stuck in its skull

Rule 3, furfag. KYS

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No bulli F-104!

Found the sperg who can't take a joke

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Who is this guy?

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F-104 is the biggest pile of poo to take flight after the 2nd world war. It gets all the bulli.

>Dimitri u no how Merican Carrier is steam powered?
>Da?
>Well now our aircraft carrier is steam powered so it's just as good

say, would any of you fellows like to purchase copious amounts of high explosives?

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If my farts produce a bigger boom than an ounce of TNT do I need to register specific farts or my asshole or both?

kek

You need to prepare your asshole because the ATF are about to gun down you and your pupper

The ATF meme isn't very funny. Also it's a vector by which hostile foreign elements attempt to plant sedition in the heads of Americans.

Fuck off, ATF

best ad I've ever got, clicked on that shit so fast

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Piss off, Ivan.

why tho

What the fuck is the context of the image on the right?

Truth is not always supposed to be funny.

guns akimbo. I guess its a movie they're working on.

people who devote their day to calling out furfags and actual fags are contributing less to the conversation than the fags.

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>John Wick chapter 3

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>Geneva conventions
>civilians

I think it's Robert Mugabe

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>active duty military
>acting in a police role against US citizens within the borders of the US
Posse Comitatus nigger.

Abhorrent grammar, not a comma in sight. If I was a leftist, I'd accuse you of being a Russian Bot.
>get out, despite the fact the Geneva Conventions made it illegal due to the high risk of starting a fire, as has happened many times before, and the CS gas starts a deadly fire that kills all the civilians, like many times before.

is the joke that the atf is going to shoot his dog anyway or that he's just confused

>disliking a department of the federal government who exists purely to infringe on your rights makes you a russian bot
haha wow

Nice try, gun gestapo.

too real

Context?

>t. actual federal agent

Piss off, Bootlicker.

>grammar on an memeball
Are you retarded nigger?

>Are you retarded nigger?
>argues in favor of bad grammar

Do Alphabet agents get a bonus based on how many (You)'s they get

Memes are supposed to be quick and easy to read. Shitty grammar makes memes confusing and slows down the reader.

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Lewd

t. shitskin with english as a second language

oOwOo

>I have no argument so I'm going to call my opponent nonwhite.
Your words, they cut me like a knife.

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I'm sorry you're retarded can you can't read a memeball that's more than 5 words long

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>can you can't read a memeball
>insulting my reading comprehension with that shitty grammar
lel

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There is another one of this where the buzz a tower full of recruits in heavy fog and blast their hats off.

i actually read that article, 20 pages to say pitbulls aren't allowed in his state. his dog was an english bulldog so it was chill

And* fuck off I'm drinking you nigger

lurk more

SR71 stories are truly the greatest:

In the fall of ’82, I flew from Mildenhall on a mission over Lebanon in response to the Marine barracks bombing. President Reagan ordered photo coverage of all the terrorist bases in the region. The French refused to allow us to overfly, so our mission profile was to refuel off the south coast of England, a Mach 3 cruise leg down the coast of Portugal and Spain, left turn through the Straits of Gibraltar, refuel in the western Mediterranean, pull a supersonic leg along the coast of Greece and Turkey, right turn into Lebanon and fly right down main street Beirut, exit along the southern Mediterranean with another refueling over Malta, supersonic back out the straits, and return to England.
Because Syria had a Soviet SA-5 missile system just west of Damascus that we would be penetrating (we were unsure of Syria’s intentions in this conflict), we programmed to fly above eighty thousand feet and at Mach 3 plus to be on the safe side, knowing that this advanced missile had the range and speed to nail us. And as we entered Lebanon’s airspace my Recon Systems Officer in the rear cockpit informed me that our defensive systems display showed we were being tracked by that SA-5. About fifteen seconds later we got a warning of active guidance signals from the SA-5 site. We couldn’t tell whether there was an actual launch or the missile was still on the rails, but they were actively tracking us. We didn’t waste any time wondering, but climbed and pushed that throttle, and said a couple of “Hail Kellys.”

We completed our pass over Beirut and turned toward Malta, when I got a warning low-oil-pressure light on my right engine. Even though the engine was running fine I slowed down and lowered our altitude and made a direct line for England. We decided to cross France without clearance instead of going the roundabout way. We made it almost across, when I looked out the left window and saw a French Mirage III sitting ten feet off my left wing. He came up on our frequency and asked us for our Diplomatic Clearance Number. I had no idea what he was talking about, so I told him to stand by. I asked my backseater, who said, “Don’t worry about it. I just gave it to him.” What he had given him was “the bird” with his middle finger. I lit the afterburners and left that Mirage standing still. Two minutes later, we were crossing the Channel.

You ever see the ones about a mechanic that works on the fucking "Prize"?

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>$1 has been deposited in your TSP

kek saved

How does having resentment against a specific government agency make you a Russian?

Its even more funny voanews.com/a/russia-kuznetsov-aircraft-carrier-damaged/4635233.html

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Mobile Chernobyl kek

Whatever, don't choke on your malt liquor, Tyrone

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>that last message
So that user was killed by glow in the dark spooks and they typed out that message, got it

Bruh I'm a fed and I hate the ATF. They and NCIS are universally despised for their terrifying combination of arrogance and incompetence.

anyone have the russian baltic fleet escapades on the way to getting BTFO by japan?

this person is jewish

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You didn't get this from me

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Most likely he had a serious warrant out on him.

>FBI
>Military

>t.ATF intern forced to lurk
Hope you like all them trap pics faget

damocles

You need those rounds labelled in reverse order, i.e. reverse order.

The ATF meme is often hilarious.
It's also probably true.
It's also probably used by foreign elements to plant sedition in the heads of Americans.

I mean, there's no reason why all of this can't be true.

>sedition
>criticism of most unamerican federal bureau after the fcc

nigga please.

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Your so cool can I suck your dick?

It takes rounds from top to bottom, genius.

Keep up the good work, Mr. Horiuchi.

it would be 4x more efficient to use the splitter though