Let’s play a little game shall we?
Name your favourite gun, and something interesting no one knows about you.
I’ll start, this May see cliche but my favourite gun is the AK-47, it’s cheap, reliable, and easy to use.
I went camping a few years ago alone and was getting harassed by some bitch and her two kids, so after hours I poured some sugar into her tank and threw her spare tire in the water, I left that night, drove for an hour and slept in my car.
Is this some sort of advanced copypasta? Wtf does your autistic temper tantrum have to do with AKs?
Can you read? Read the part before the story of me vandalizing someone truck.
>ak
Mud test.
>I acted like a nigger because someone was mean to me >:( I damaged their property, that'll sure teach 'em!
Fucking disgusting OP.
Also: Rolling
OP as always is a fag. Rolling
Aren’t we all fags on the inside?
Woah, thats pretty deep.
We all have asses and all of our asses are pretty deep, so in a way, we are all deep
I guess this is a good time to mention my deepest secret. I bought a dragon dildo for shitposting on Jow Forums, but recently I've really felt the urge to put it up my butt.
you bring sugar with you camping? and thats a toy you posted, theyre made by a company called goat guns
There’s nothing wrong with experimenting, but it may be smart to start off with something less intense, not that I know much about it.
I just found a stock image.
I like my waffles with sugar, nasty people put syrup on their waffles.
Rock n rolling
rolling, but if I get trips can I substitute OP's cum so I can get pozzed and finally die?
Somebodycomelookatthis.rcmp
Sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline, you fell for the gas sugar tank meme, it doesn't disable the engine. Kek, I think you played yourself, and their gonna find your finger prints on the cover of the fuel tank cause you're retarded.
Nogunz b8
rolling
...Huh.
I like the Hectate II just because of how it looks. I don't think any one gun is my favorite.
I don't know what to say for what noone knows about me. :/
>I went camping a few years ago alone
>was getting harassed by some bitch and her two kids
Where THOT come from? Did you go camping behind a crack house?
SAA
I Literally cannot stop masturbating to horses
Underrated kek
Don’t be shy user
>My favourite gun is the AK-47
>Posts AKM
Not much of a fan if you can't tell them apart, noguns.
It sure will clog your fuel injectors and bake on any hot surface in the engine.
>taking prints for tomfoolery
Stop watching crime dramas
Rolling
>Favorite gun
I love my AKs, they're fun, they eat cheap, and they have just the right amount of recoil.
>Interesting fact
Have nasty hand tremors, sometimes they get almost parkinsons level bad but they usually make it look like I'm shivering. The only time they outright stop is when I'm aiming a rifle. This is a major reason why I will never turn my guns over as long as I live. If you have never had to deal with your hands always shaking you don't know the massive relief that is finding a way to fully stop them, even if only for a short time. Nobody's taking that away from me without one hell of a fight.
Moist nugget, for the memes, price, durability and history.
I once tripped on acid and jumped off a building. I had to have a nurse wipe my ass for me for a month. Still recovering.
I'm incredibly stupid. I cant really keep focus and have to really force myself to do good things like lift or go to school.
I've only had to retake one class which was college algebra. I have a shit ton more math to do. Hell I have trig now and I have no idea how 11pi/4 means the terminal side goes around 4 times.
The computer was supposed to help me but fuck all has it.
rolling for trips
Roooolin
ARE YOU ME???
i have parkinsons level shaky hands, and so does my dad. were both super healthy, just our hands shake constantly. but when im blasting sum gats, cool as a cucumber.
>stuff mud into a gun
>wow, it doesn't work because the inside is completely full of mud
>it must suck
Fill your AR with mud and let me know how well it fires.
>tests gun in muddy conditions
>mud gets into ak because of its design
>mud doesn't get into ar because of its design
Big thunk
>mud can't get into an AR
>Literally putting words into his mouth.
The state of ak nigs
>>mud doesn't get into ar because of its design
>Literally putting words into his mouth.
The absolute state of ARfags
why do you people act, like keeping mud out of an AK is some kind of impossible task?
AR's design effectively doesn't allow mud inside during its' normal operation because of it's built - true.
AK is open when safety is disengaged, mud can easily get in - also true.
But scenarios where this would mean the difference between life and death are rather unlikely, keeping mud out of on AK is pretty damn easy, and it's not like it's been the big complaint towards the platform.
You people make it seem, like the true test of reliability is mud and only mud.
How about shooting a gun with corrosive ammo for hundreds of rounds, without maintenance?
How about EASE of maintenance?
How about ease of clearing malfunctions?
This debate has been so retardedly shifted towards exclusively mud that it's become a new generation of fuddlore.
AR is a great gun, AK is a great gun, both have their downsides.
I can think of scenarios where I would want one and not the other, and that applies to both of them.
>ar-15
>I'm pretty sure I have an eating disorder but I feel like I don't deserve to fix it
Roll
My favorite gun is the AR - 15. I just like the endless possibilities in regards to accessories.
I almost killed my ex fiance's cat because it was a fuck and was snacking up my dog and it scratched the shit outta me.
Wish I would have.
Roll
let's roll
Rollerino neighbor
You realize that "doesn't" and "can't" are different words, right?
Who packs sugar when they camp?
Rollin
How did you unlock the fuel tank?
>ar-15
Basic, but solid choice. Especially since crank lowers are legal, so you can be fully automatic (manual)
>almost killed at cat
But it's a kotter, user, it's half-catgirl
>niggling over tiny word differences
We all know what he meant. If he meant doesn't, he wouldn't be bitching about every non-ar platform in first place.
Seething.
The AR was able to function like it should and the AK didnt because of mud. Which is common place in the world.
>muh abnormal cunditions
A: convenional war=artillery, tracks, rain, terrain, and plumbing make mud
B: geurilla/GWOT = irrigation, rain, and terrain.
AK's only virtue is cheapness and availability. Which is why I broudly own and PSAK GB2
rollin
How common is it to have mud get into the gun without dropping it into a mud puddle? At that point, no gun is going to reasonably function. If you can somehow get me a gun that will reliable cycle and fire without causing a catastrophic malfunction while the receiver is full of mud, I'll stand by that until the day I die, but one mud test performed by some dumbasses shouldn't be used as a baseline, and expecting a gun to fire while full of mud is just as reasonable as those crappy mud tests are.
>favorite gun
L85a2
>something people dont know about me
i was burned from the waist down and insecure about the way i walk.
>i was burned from the waist down
Story time?
>ARE YOU ME???
God I hope not, I've got a pile of other problems alongside it I'd rather other folks not have to deal with.
It's the best feeling in the world to turn off the damn shakes for a while isn't it user. Even better when nobody expects the shaky guy to absolutely drill his targets lol.
it was nothing special like someone committed high ground to me. desu idk exactly what happened i just know it was my moms fault.
>moms side grandma says mom accidently dropped boiling hot water on me
>dad says mom forgot about me in a hot bathtub and i was there for hours
>mom says she wasnt watching me and i tipped over boiling hot water on myself (X to doubt)
>uncle says i crawled into the fireplace
>sister says my mom was smoking and her zippo fell on me burning my pants
its a confusing life i live when i dont know what happened to me but all i know for a fact is i was not even one years old, i spent 6 months of my life in the hospital, and mcdonalds french fries is what saved my life
>be me
>picky cunt
>refused to eat hospital food
>doctor sees i havent ate in about a week
>tells my grandma that if i continue not to eat ill die
>grandma knows i loved mcdonalds frenchfries
>smuggles in french fries
>doctor sees this
>doesnt mind because its the only way id eat
>tfw i lost all my fat and became extremely under weight even though i survived off of salty fries for 6 months
>tfw i still look anerexic even though i eat a shit ton
Seething.
>AK's only virtue is cheapness and availability
you forgot:
>ease of maintenance
>can survive worse ammo and more of it
literally nobody complains about mud getting in their AK. Mud is present in normal combat, but people being retarded and dropping their guns in puddles of it is not someting that happens ALL THE TIME.
It can happen, and in such case I'd definitely prefer to have an AR on me.
However, if I had to choose a gun that would survive a shit ton of punishment, shit ammo, shit conditions, and low to no maintenance I'd go with the AK all the way.
AK has more virtues and I think you're downplaying them on purpose, because you don't seem like a complete retard, maybe an AR fanboy or just trolling.
ARs and their variants are probably some the best service rifles for modern armies, but that doesn't mean they are perfect.
Damn dude, that's some hard shit. Your whole lower half is burned and you don't even get to know how.
Does your junk still work at least? Your family didn't accidentally neuter you, did they?
>something interesting no one knows about you.
Not even myself
my junk still works but my head has some pretty gnarly scars. what cool is the jew cant take your foreskin if you burned it off yourself though
>out jewing the jew
While that's bad, it probably beats the usual procedure, which is having your foreskin put into women's facial creams.
That's not entirely a joke, either, that's what they do with kid's foreskins. Cut it off and then it's straight to the cosmetic's companies.
That's rough, nobody knows what actually happened... except probably your moms. Have you ever tried going to a doctor that specializes in burn victims and asked him for some insight? Maybe he could tell you what likely caused the burns.
Favorite rifle currently is my AR-15 block 1.5 clone
Nothing interesting has happened to me that nobody knows. At least nothing I can recall.
so... youre telling me... rabi take foreskin = my dick goes all over girls faces before i even know how to walk? that sounds pretty chad to me
ive never thought about that... thanks user!
AKMS
I once jerked off in class when I was like 11 or 12
I dunno I kinda feel a bit like a Chad knowing that some woman rubbed my baby penis all over her face.
Rollan
I don't have any one favorite but I love retro pistols that look cyberpunk
I hooked up with a chubby SuicideGirl in college
Rollos
>I hooked up with a chubby SuicideGirl in college
Based. Gib name.
>I'll take prone position Alex
>literally the stoner bolt piston and gas tube create a gas seal when the bolt is cycling.
>literally the tighter tolerances of the M16 keep mud out
T. &^: smirking
At first I thought you said "looked up" like it was taboo or summin, but then I saw the hooked up part. Which one fuckeer
>be me
>be Google "chubby suicidegirl" second one has a horse face with nice tits with huge areolas.
The pain of fapping makes up for the pain of knowing you cant have em
I can guarantee your ARG larper ass that if your AR-15 was filled to the brim with fucking mud and other kinds of crap, it wouldn't fire either. Because what a fucking surprise it is that a gun won't be able to cycle a round when there mud and shit in the way because some fatass fudd dropped it into a puddle of mud and his dumb ass was surprised when it didn't fire.
If you do happen to drop your one lifeline in combat into a puddle of mud, you probably won't be the one picking it up after your enemy shoots you in the head and takes it.
In fact, I want you to go outside and drop your rifle ejector-first into a puddle of mud as soon as you possibly can, and then try to fire it. If your hands are still intact, return and type out what happened.
I'm by no means an AK fan faggot, but I'm absolutely sick of every smug AR fag waving that mud test around like it's a winning lottery ticket taped to their fucking erection.
I lived
Did the gun shoot with all that mud?
And I do want to add that the AR platform is by no means a bad platform. Hell, you can even mount a damn crank to the lower and legally convert it to full auto (or is it full manual?). It has great versatility.
But it's not the be all end all of rifles. Not yet anyways. The AK platform is much older and much simpler than the AR is, and it's certainly not as versatile in modularity as the AR is, but it manages to do what it's good at very well. It's cheap to produce (most of the price tag in the US is because of import costs/taxes and other bullshit), fairly accurate, and very rugged as well, made to withstand all sorts of abuses from both the environment and the drunken slavic operator it was made to withstand abuse from. And it does manage to maintain a decent degree of modularity in the modern age.
>AK's only virtue is cheapness and availability.
The very same guy who conducted the mud test also said he loves AKs and conisders it to be the second best combat rifle in the world after the AR...
your bloody mutilated dick also gets sucked off when they cut it off, and thats mega gay and so are you