What do you carry in your vehicle for an improvised weapon?
Pic related.
What do you carry in your vehicle for an improvised weapon?
Grayson Hall
Levi Brown
my vehicle.
Benjamin Cooper
I carry an improvised club that doubles as a bullet shooting AR15
Lincoln Wilson
As-salāmu ʿalaykum
Grayson Robinson
Same pipe I use as a lever for the tire iron. Has ended a bunch of deer.
Sebastian Edwards
A market gardener
Samuel Wright
Bet you feel hard
Lucas Mitchell
A shotgun.
Luis Richardson
Not really, but I prefer to kill a wounded animal to letting it lie kicking and bleedig in a ditch.
And since the faggot nation I live in makes private gun ownership a chore, I don't bring one around, forcing me to beat the animal to death rather than the preferable alternarive of shooting it.
Logan Moore
Ham-dollar.
Xavier Gray
Only while he's fucking it
Cameron Howard
>not eggvibeing it
This is Jow Forums after all.
Carter White
My primary vehicle is a bicycle, so improvised weapons would be my steel toe shoes, the bike lock, or literally throwing the whole bike at them so I can draw a real weapon.
I also have pepper spray for untrained and wild dogs.
Caleb Nguyen
A GUN.
Grayson Lopez
i have heard a bat is good for this, but to avoid certain liabilities such as
>he was carrying that to attack someone with!
you need to also keep a glove and ball with it.
Kevin Hall
A shield in 45
Camden Butler
The Original Niggerbeater™
t. boomer
Noah Walker
Pic related between seat and console.
Used to have a giant crowbar, which was also handy in general, but it was my bro's and I gave it back and haven't replaced it yet
Kek
Connor Hall
A glock 20 and an AR15. I'm sure if someone came after me I could beat them with that stuff.
David Cook
No one said Muh Dick yet ?
Muh Dick'
Brody White
Not if I do first.
Kayden Hughes
One of those polypropylene shorty baseball bats. And pepper spray. And a gun.
Austin Gonzalez
Same, my boomer dad got it for me for Christmas.
>Be me, college fag who just had lost his Glock 19 for bullshit legal reasons
>Just moved to go to grad school in Saint Louis
>Home for Christmas, open present
>Hope you enjoy it user, I know it looks like overkill, but it's bright and nice and heavy, perfect to have in the car console
>Preceded to give me a look
>I give him a look of understanding and grin awkwardly
>tth-anks Dad!
Leo Hall
Luke Brooks
>Hey, dad, why do you keep this giant Maglight in the car? You can get way better, smaller flashlights nowadays.
>It's a club.
>Oh, I see.
Noah Barnes
You wouldn't be able to do shit if you had to get out and go to your trunk and pray that you could grab something in time.
Aaron Taylor
I guess I could shoot them in the face until I get my trunk opened.
Caleb Martinez
why wouldn't you just carry the 20?
Easton Perry
That is the 20
Asher Edwards
>tire thumper
i thought that was a fishbat, you know for whackin fish
Logan Johnson
Son I live in a free state. I don't have to improvise weapons, I can carry actual weapons.
Joseph Ward
18" breaker bar, for getting lugnuts off real quick and blunt force trauma
James Gonzalez
>not 20+1
Never going to make it.
Jeremiah Martin
>not 31+1
what should we tell your children about their late father?