Battle to the Death

Who would win? Professional operator MattV2099 or Gun Jesus Ian McCollum?

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The one that is not a tacticool faggot

Ian literally cannot shoot for shit despite doing hundreds of his dumb LARPing competitions

I don't usually side with commies, but this is a special exception.

Matt would win, 100%
he actually can shoot, and shoots way more frequently than Ian.

I mean, that's patently wrong but okay.

Arm them both with .22 Zip Guns and see what happens.

this

Or if you want something for home defense but you really can't get a gun, maybe an alternative would be intimidation, like get a gun that shoots blanks only, laws are probably less tight for those

Go watch the first stage of this years red october LARPFest, the fucker had a vz58 and couldn't beat Karl the devil worshipper who had a weird czech sks with a ten round mag

Ignore this, wrong thread ..

I miss MattV2099
His videos were always good for a chuckle

definitely not that commie piece of shit, aka GUN JUDAS, on the right.

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Only Ian is smart enough to get it to fire with any consistency.

Yes but Matt does not fear it, for he survived it's attempt on his life.
This will give him the edge in the battle.

But what if they had a baby?

why mattv2099 stopped posting videos? did he died?

Matt is best operator

He could just use his 600 round Glawk fotay clipozine

what

Shhh, just let it go. He's a "special" boy.

Nah, he just said YouTube didn't respect guntubers ,and he kept being demontized so he said it wasn't worth all the trouble. I miss him dearly

Matts cool and all but gun jesus has the holy bullets that would automatically find his target for him without him having to fo anything at all but firing the gun

He stopped making money.

Ian's skill level is beginner
Karl's skill level isn't much higher

Shameless GT shill:
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Ian gets access to sweet guns but he fucking sucks handling every single gun while firing them.

Ian is insanely dogshit at shooting considering amount of time he spends shooting.

How are there people who don't think Ian is awful at shooting? The evidence of how terrible he is is in every inrange video. It's honestly shocking how bad he is considering it's his fucking job to be around and shoot guns every day.
And his gay rights activist friend isn't much better either.

MattV2099 with the 600 round extendo wins, no contest

Matt for shure, luckily royal still makes vids

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his channel has been shut down

What happened to him? his channel, his IG and his patreon are all gone

You guys are taking into account that kkkarl666 has trophies and medals from national firearm competitions right? And some of those are gold not just silver or bronze. I can't remember which specifically off the top of my head but they're real.
>That shit isn't relatable to real combat
Maybe not, but he can shoot and shoot well. And last time I checked hitting what you aim at is a big part of combat. Also being effective in combat is dependent on a ton of other variables besides just gun skill.

What quals does garand thumb have?
Serve? Professional competition experience? Police training? Does he compete now?

The ballwashing is unreal. Who gives a fuck if he has some worthless trinkets? They're probably from his totally legit kettlebell tossing competitions. If he's such a great shooter he should consider showing it on camera, his 'skills' have proably deprecated from all the time he spends at pride parades when he could have been practicing with his dumb fucking snowflake AR

We all know who would really win even if it was a fight between these two guys this dude would surely come out of no where. He can also make firearma appear from simply his freedom boner.

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I hope that one day Matt atleast gives us an update on where he is now.

Frankly, that's incorrect

he's got an IG, he just lives exactly as he was before just without making videos

how come he's always far below the halfway point of the leaderboards at his silly little 2 gun matches?

You're still working on your GED huh? There's no way people this stupid make it through high school. Disregarding his national competition wins. Hard as hell, tiger valley, and Finnish brutality, all 2 gun matches, designed by veterans, combat veterans, and/or currently enlisted soldiers.
Whose entrants are civvies, swat, professional shooters (ala miculek types), and assorted military personnel and LEOs.
Kkkarl placed at least in the top 1/3th of the competitors in all of the matches.
(Source: you can check their online standings yourself and cross reference some of the name on there)
You don't know what empirically proven good shooting looks like. Your opinion on what's good is invalid.

How did you get a job with the Coca Cola corporation?

>1/3th
Was 1/4th but I revised it down.

Newfag please go

Why are you sucking the dick of someone who can only get in the top third? If an event has 100 entrants, I do not consider someone who places 33rd to be hot shit and that's not just shooting, if you come 33rd in a marathon, that is not an achievement.
Keep deluding yourself that a gay rights activist can teach you anything of note, you need to justify throwing away your income on patreon somehow.

He already won..... from the grave.

Youre right I'll go check the YouTube channels of 33 guys above him for their shooting tips and info....oh wait they don't have one.
Still a better shooter than you, or me, or 66 other people who are a mix of trained professionals whose job is to fight bad people with guns. But he didn't place in the top 5 so he doesn't know anything.

Also you assert that some YouTubers like garand thumb are better than him although they don't actively compete but they do have military combat experience. They could be in the top 33 but also the bottom 66. No one even knows.

Matt
>top tier operatur
>has acsess to ultra high capacity assault glockazines
>isnt a gay commie antifa faggot with faggotass wannabe-lenin facial hair
>no AIDS

Ian
>shit shot
>has access to rich museum owners guns and likes to show them off as if theyre from his personal collection
>is a gay commie antifa faggot with faggotass wannabe-lenin facial hair
>probably has AIDS

Entrants occupations aren't relevant, just because he can place higher than LEOs or vets does not mean he is good, it can also mean that they are simply shit. Like I said, keep justifying that patreon pledge on worthless info, you're no better than the children dropping their allowance on twitch thots.

Also I never said anything about Garand Thumb, that was someone else, I don't watch him.

>Hey guys
>Thanks for tuning in to another episode on Forgotten Weapons dot com
>I'm Ian McCollum
>today we're at the James D. Julia auction house taking a look at a VERY interesting example of what's known as a "zip gun".

You read that in his voice and you know it.

Dougan Ashley is James Yaeger for fags who watch anime

>He cant shoot
>Actually he has all these medals from winning shooting competitions
>REEEEEEE Who gives a fuck if he has some worthless trinkets?
Holy fucking shit, you're a retard.

Jow Forums is really upset about Ian, huh?

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He is Air Force (special forces?) and was a SERE instructor at one point I believe. I don't know/remember anything else.
Here is his CV:
linkedin.com/in/michael-jones-1a266a14

I apologize for insulting your favorite gay rights activist, I should have known that winning a $5 trophy from a retarde- I mean 'exceptional' event where participants are placed in equally 'exceptional' situations like walking on planks and waddling to different hula hoops makes him the absolute highest authority on shooting.
#heilsatan #resist #wastemoneyonretardsontheinternet #uglypancaketittedwife #dontmentionhishaircut

Nobody ever liked Ian.
His fandom is a meme to allow people with superior intellect like myself to laugh at the plebs who like to suck commie dick.

>opinion based on short footage of Ian shooting decades-old obsolete firearms, some of which are widely known to be unwieldy junk

wew

>opinion based on hours of footage of Ian shooting his dumb 'this is what stoner wanted' AR as well as other competent platforms

Go suck their devil worshipping, gay loving, commie cocks elsewhere

he cared too much about statistics
objectively his best content was him cathartically cooking food and adding his signature ingredient GUN but he told me in a email that the full cooking videos got significantly less views than the quick videos of him just firing the guns afterwards

like theres a complete video showing exactly how he managed to bake a cake with a loaded glock inside and he never released it because of that

then he made blatant clickbait content from then on out until the ad-pocalypse

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>sitting in from of a goofy satan statue in a silly costume with no real context is proof of legit devil worship
call me when you leave the house to go to church loser

He literally gives speeches at the satanic temple, he opens them by saying 'heil satan', he has candles with pentagrams on them in his home.

I don't know what is worse, actively worshipping satan or being a fucking 40 year old going around pretending to worship satan as a le epic troll christfags.
also 'call me when you leave to go to church loser'. What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? It does not make a modicum of sense. That's the kind of insults you expect from autistic high school kid. Are you an autistic high schooler? No wonder you enjoy inrange, you see a pathetic old man pursuing his autistic endeavours without being shoved into a locker and you think he's a great role model.

Yeah okay bitch.
Now go suck off your black bloc master faggot.

You're doing a really bad job of convincing us you're not a retarded FOB troll from Jow Forums

>gets btfo
>ad hominem
Ah yes, a low-IQ Ian fan.
And Im not trying to convince anyone.
Jow Forums reasons aside, hes still a little jewy faggot who likes to pretend his rich bosses guns are from his own personal collection.

>reee ad hominem
You.
>Yeah okay bitch.
>Now go suck off your black bloc master faggot.
Also you.

Not too bright, are you?

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Fuck Ian, fuck commies. I don't have to be right to not like a scummy little ratfaced cunt, who at the drop of a hat would take away EVERYBODY'S gun rights.
t.grew up in an ex commie bloc with commie parents

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And you also heard his voice crack 3 times just in that intro alone.