In UK need a gun (without licence to become an hero) any suggestions for best one?

well it won't add to american statistics so you can still tell liberals to fuck off, plus it's better to shoot yourself than hang or bleed out anyways.

I literally can't even keep track of all my guns and they're scattered about the floor and I'm stepping on them all the time and I can think of a hundred preferable ways of killing myself.

You can't go to a fucking tall building or bridge but you expect to buy a gun? Grow the fuck up, kid. I mean that. Grow up and get a drivers' license or learn how to take a train. Maybe you'll decide suicide ain't for you in a couple years when you become an adult.

I'm from England. If you join a gun club you can own shotguns, if you join a rifle club you can have a .22 ar15 or any semi automatic rifle
Up to .50BMG so long as it's converted to straight pull. I have a SLR and about 5 shotguns that I take down to the range semi regularly

like?

thanks b, someone who actually delivered for once

post floor pics

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fpbp

what does a driver's licence and knowing how to take a train got to do with wanting to kys??

I second

Just run past the guards at Buckingham with a bulky jacket in summer.

He’s telling you to grow the fuck up and mature a little user.

Has guns Englishman hear, why is everyone think your going to top yourself or am I just a stoned tard?

Exit bag you fucking spacker.

>all these asshurt replies
The low iq tards on this board really find a way to get asshurt about literally everything. Do you guys never hop off your dragon dildos at all?

1)Move to country other than bongland, preferably one with freedoms
2) Procure gun
3) Enjoy a long life filled with freedoms and firearms
4) ???
5) Profit

Call your local suicide hotline, OP. Jow Forums is not the place for you to be in this condition. I hope you move past this and feel better one day.
>become an hero
Fuck this shit, we don't need any more gun deaths in the statistics for authoritarians to bitch and moan about and whatever you're going through is temporary and can be helped. Get a therapist or a psychiatrist, or check yourself into care if you really need to. Your country has state healthcare and is not as hard-hit by the shortage of mental health professionals as the US is. You have other options. At the very least, call a suicide crisis hotline or talk to a priest or something.
If you don't know what you're doing, it won't be instant. Most gun suicides don't actually result in immediate death like you might think. Type in "shotgun suicide survivor" on Liveleak if you don't believe me. Plenty of people end up just mangling their faces or lobotomizing themselves. It's very painful. Don't shoot yourself.

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That in large part, but not wholly
I'm telling you that if you lack the ability to be able to go to a high enough object to jump off and kill yourself, you're underaged. Not only is your brain not fully matured, but you lack the drive to kill yourself. If you wanted to do it, you wouldn't be pussyfooting around it. No, you're just being an emotional little bitch looking for attention. And that's okay, that was me when I was in highschool, but grow the fuck up already.

>Call your local suicide hotline, OP.

People asking stuff like this on Jow Forums are just looking for attention. If they really had the compulsion to kill themselves they'd be off with a train schedule and a flashlight right now.

Hope you have a 3D printer OP.

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>in UK need a gun (without licence to become an hero)
Clearly the parentheses are misplaced because drunkbong, and he meant
>In UK; need a gun (without licence) to become an hero

Bruh don't do anything stupid the number for the Samaritans is 116 123 if I remember correctly. Give them a ring if your going through a tough time. Good people who'll talk to you

East end / Hackney ask for a chap named Big Smiley tell'em Kommando Ken sent ya he will take care of you

you don't need a gun. Just go into your local mosque with an easel and paint Mohammed, OR better yet, buy a shovel or a cricket bat and beat corbyn to death and force the bobbys to shoot you

lel

A tall building will work user.

>he thinks GSW to the head is instant

Kek. Enjoy the longest 3-8 minutes of your life retard. Thats if it even kills you and you dont fuck it up (like you must obviously do with everything else in your life) and become a vegetable for the rest of your grey life trapped in your hell of a skull and not even able to wipe your ass. Most drug dealers in the UK have the ins to get a gun.

Just buy a bunch of heroin and Kys you lame fuck

yeah, what if I have to get a knife license or a rope license

Grow up, move in France guns are easier to access here and we have decent food you might even enjoy your life.

This is actually a good idea. In france you could just visit a street, theater or newspaper and you will be jihaded faster then you can spell Oui

If you're gonna go for it at least use whatever gun you get to commit a mass shooting. Preferably with big enough numbers to hold over lefties heads.

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You shouldn't shoot yourself user. There is a great risk of botching the job and waking up in a hospital sans face. Hanging is the preferred method, all you need is a rope and a guaranteed window of time where nobody can interrupt you. Good luck!

Walk outside and insult Mohammed.
Receive decapitation or acid attack.

Kek

To be honest at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Bongistan actually had a license they expected to you acquire before attempting suicide. Or even just regular, unplanned and natural death for that matter, fuckin' limey gits.