How do I make messenger bag carry work? Are there specialty messenger bags that enable a fast draw?
Inb4 it's gay, you really going to call a guy gay to his face when he pulls a longslide 10mm out of his bag?
Messenger bag carry
Easton Sanders
Chase Rogers
Don't do it OP. I did that and some guy ran up and cut my strap and gtfo with my gun in the bag. Also if you got into a scuffle or any thing where youre moving, the bag is flopping around and you needed to draw the gun, chances of you reaching it would be hard as shit, seeing as the bag itself is moving around.
John Nguyen
Nice purse faggot
Evan Garcia
How does that make him a faggot?
Gabriel Hill
>flopping around
Make it a fanny pack carry then
Carson Jackson
This. It's a purse and all I'd just make fun of that and imply he's a faggot.
Ian Gutierrez
>Are there specialty messenger bags that enable a fast draw?
Yes, it's called a concealed carry purse.
Jason Morales
How does it not?
Nathan Williams
OP if you're gonna be a fucking fag and carry a purse, then at least carry a map pouch instead.
Carter Young
A purse was originally a male's accessory, cause Men actually had shit to do, needed a bag to hold all our important shit
You can't answer the question, so that alone makes your question retarded.
Levi Diaz
get a messenger bag and then carry it with a folding stock carbine and multiple mag pouches
Alexander Evans
That's pretty gay.
Some of the less gay, more professional briefcase replacement types will have some sort of pocket like this. Get some sew-in magnets to hold it closed and punch through a kydex holster so you can tie it to the bottom. Replace the strap with one that has steel cable in it so niggers can't cut off the bag containing the gun you want to shoot them with.
Christopher Ross
>wear messenger bag
>put gun inside
there you go.
Isaac Richardson
this thread is retarded, choke on a bag of dicks OP
Justin Brooks
Who cares what it was originally? It's a chick or fag thing now, faggot
Jordan Taylor
It doesn't help that he has the gayest example of a man with a "messenger bag" in that pic.
Alexander Robinson
High-heels were originally for keeping your feet in the stirrups of your war horse, but you'll still be a fag if you wear them.
Gavin Sanders
This is the right answer unironically.
Fanny pack means youre out it touch with fashion and won't be worth robbing.
Allows for ease of draw and people expect there to be weight moving around in it.
Austin Edwards
>fanny packs
don't know where you're from, but in europe all kinds of people who fight on the streets wear them. football hooligans, nazis, antifa, gangsters, everyone. they use it to store gloves, masks and weapons. around here it's kind of a tough guy thing to wear a fanny pack frontwards.
Benjamin Gray
In America at least its the sign of a stay at home dad, a young music festival goer, or an Asian tourist.
So throwing one on actually makes you seem like less of a threat. Interesting to see how radically different it is.
Jack Turner
Messager bag < Laptop bag
Oliver Taylor
>fanny pack AND cargo shorts
The stereotype this evokes in the Americas is somewhat less threatening
Grayson King
kek
Eli Perry
At first I thought this was one helluva bunch to meet on a narrow bridge. Then I realized. I have nothing to fear from them. A friendly nod, maybe a "Gruss", and we'd pass each other peacefully.
Parker Nguyen
>but in europe all kinds of people who fight on the streets wear them
So does everywhere else, south america, eastern europe, etc.
It only from americans that I can see that they are considered gay.
Nathan Ortiz
people who fight in the streets in America get fucking shot
Brandon Cox
>there's no riots in the US
but, also, that's why your version of football hooligans do stuff like eating literal horse shit
Christian Allen
Exclusively used by drug dealers here in the UK.
Isaac Morris
dude even as a literal Jow Forumstard that would be a bad group to come across. degenerate scumbags, but i probably wouldn't even dare to look at them in person, even though i laughed at the picture
Jacob Gray
Yeah hard to get intimidated from such a group of losers
Grayson Nguyen
>cut my strap and gtfo with my gun in the bag
Buy with the anti-theft steel wire inside the strap.
Lincoln Harris
raiders fans do lots of confusing things, they are not normak americans
Jaxson Ross
>green
>"eagles"
>raiders
Sorry about your relationship with your dad lol
inb4 hurr niggerball
Owen Hernandez
>you really going to call a guy gay to his face when he pulls a longslide
And they say Amerilards don’t use guns as penis extensions.
Why do Fats use guns as a substitute for masculinity?
Julian Long
post benis to prove superior masculinty
Jacob Myers
timbuk2 makes a messenger bag with a zippered quick access pocket that can easily be reached with one hand, meant for keys or a phone. It'll also fit most handguns.
Jose Garcia
Short of making one myself, is there a pouch/strap bag like Cable had in Deadpool 2?
Leo Jenkins
Without bothering to look any of that shit up I would assume that there's a good chance you'll find one advertised as if its movie merch or as used in the movie, and that chance is 100% if the movie bag was extremely distinct and brightly colored, or 75% if it isn't but was a pre-existing product.
It's also probably going to be a disappointment cause you're not Cable.
Alexander Cox
I appendix carry an m&p shield 40sw pc, and I carry a pak9 with armbrace in a laptop bag, if my bag gets snagged by someone the fact it has a gun in it means I can open fire with the other.
Jack Thompson
>call you gay
>you pull a gun because of it
>what is escalation
manslaughter at best, 1st degree murder at worst,
you jizz sipping queer
Kevin Baker
This honestly sounds like a huge liability rather than good idea.
Liam Hernandez
>glock
>soft holster
RIP
Ethan Gray
>messenger bag
>cut the strap
>fanny pack
>cut your penis
Kayden Flores
>Europe
>"My team is playing, let's go out, throw rocks at cops, and beat up some enemy fans"
>Ameristan
>"My team just won, let's burn random cars in our own city and eat some horse poop"
The absolute state of a nation where only nerds wear fanny packs
Easton Harris
>lets kill each other over sportsball
You realize this isn't good for anyone, right?
Owen Reyes
having a more or less fair fight does not equal "let's kill each other". hooligans in eastern europe do that, like derbies in warsaw or moscow. the only deaths in the rest of europe occur when they overdo it with the cops and get shot, which happens from time to time.
Henry Morgan
Why are you rioting over a game in the first place? If someone owes you money, just take them out back and break their knees with a pipe like civilized and slightly-amoral individuals.
Angel Rivera
i guess those guys combine the love for their sports team with their hobby, violence. better than practicing that kind of hobby on people randomly for nothing.
this is now a guys with fanny packs thread btw
Brayden Bailey
Christopher Cox
I CC with a Sitka Gearslinger. It's close to the same and way less faggy, and you can find Amazon knockoffs for like 1/6th as much. Probably won't have the holster pocket thing in the back, tho.
Cooper Hall
>Then I realized. I have nothing to fear from them
Because you're white? You think they give half a fuck? Degenerates are degenerates, friend, and you'd do well to remember that.
Elijah Edwards
I hate the Raiders as much as the next guy, but that is very obviously not a Raiders fan.
Jacob Wood
I bought one of those knockoffs. It's identical to a Maxpedition that my dad has. Identical. Never pay for a brand.
Christopher Richardson
I see a fanny pack on anyone other than a dad at Disneyland and I assume they are a drug dealer.
Jack Ortiz
Or a plainclothes cop
Eli Peterson
>identical
>never pay for a brand
paying for a brand can actually make sense, there's quality brands. and less quality brands, which just sew their logo onto stuff that someone else makes. you obviously got lucky and found the actual thing somewhere else
Landon Young
lol the absolute state of slavs
Andrew Brooks
Sure, if you live in fucking bogalusa maybe. Otherwise you carry a bag for nearly two decades of your life anyway until suddenly you graduate and it magically becomes gay.
Julian Butler
You know a virtually all boots have heels right
Ryder Brown
Is that why the cops leave old cruisers in the street to be destroyed as an outlet for misguided rage during riots.
Jack Sanders
If he has a messenger bag then yes.
Leo Peterson
>t. noriot
i wanna see you when cops throw flashbangs and shoot cs, and people around you keep throwing M80s. flinching is a normal reaction to sudden explosions
Colton Butler
gay isnt covered as a "fighting word" so yes, I would, and I would drop your candy ass as you fumble around with your purse flap
Isaiah Fisher
I don't get involved in riots because I'm a productive member of society who helps improve his community rather than trash it.
Lincoln Campbell
>off body carry in single strap bag
Don't do it son. I've got a messenger bag too for work and range trips but I don't go walking around town with the thing. Get something that actually distributes weight properly on your shoulders and wear a correctly fitted holster like a normal person. You're asking for back and hip problems.
Joshua Russell
Not my boots, cockfag.
Jaxon Murphy
>anti-theft steel wire
>not calling it No-Steal Steel
Ethan Gray
Yes, I'll call you gay and draw faster than your stupid, fumbling ass.
Leo Parker
Even Jack Bauer couldn't make a messenger bag work. What hope do you have?
Nolan Russell
What if you're carrying messages in your messenger bag along with your gun?