Happy Halloween, Jow Forums

Just sitting here loathing the fact that I'm so damn awkward. On the bright side my hearing is pretty much back to normal after seeing Psychostick and friends last night which was awesome.

If you're not in a rich neighborhood you're basically just buying yourself a bunch of candy. Hope it was at least stuff you like. It has been a long time since I've seen trick or treaters around my area. I don't even bother buying anymore, I just wait until the day after when they start trying to get rid of it all and buy whatever I want for myself.

last part was a joke.

I find people to talk to, even the shrinks at the school, they tell me the same thing. I cant tell the actual docs the full extent of my position, dont want my gats to be taken away. Living on my own for the first time, some rinky apartment you see in an old school Tarantino movie. going to school, thats the main burden of stress. always wanted to go to law school, take a lot of law classes this semester (senior year)
>holy fuck this is hard
doing alright so far but not great, giving me serious doubts about law school, parents expect me to go.
Was talking to a gril, thought things were going well, turns out she was into my buddy. actually find it funny now.
actual job at law firm is going well, but Im not working enough with school taking most of my time to pay for my place, still better than nothing.
I guess the point Im making is that I'm alright now, but for how long, when will I stop being fine?

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Just cut ties with like four fifths of the people I know because they were only a drain on my health, energy and generosity, giving noting back.
Feeling like shit and drinking heavily right now but it'll be fine in a couple of days and I can start living a better and easier life than before.

Halloween is the best, handing out apples to strangers and enjoying the nighttime raids of the skeleton war. What’s not to love?

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>6 classes this semester
>new transfer student so I'm still trying to figure out what's going on exactly
>borderline failing my statistics class
>gf is stressing out over stupid shit and throwing me under the bus for it
If she keeps this shit up, I'm out. This stupid petty drama with her friends is driving me insane. I just really hope that I win my GB auction this weekend and get a new gun that I would rather cuddle with than her right now. Otherwise, I'm hanging in there.

Happy. Comfy.

At work right now.

Work at a plastics plant and am woefully underpaid. Spent 2 hours with of wages on candy to share with all shifts. Wore Milsurp and got a whole bunch of people saying "woah" and "cool".

Its nice being around people who appreciate my weirdness.

Happy Halloween comrades.

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Well I decorated my house 10x more than anyone else in the cul de sac did and I bought way more candy than I actually should have, but hey it's the first year I've lived here. At least the six kids who showed up so far liked it. Hopefully I don't end up pissing off the neighbors, even though none of the decorations actually suggest any violence.

One mom thought I was a woman. I'm dressed like this. Clearly I need to both eat and lift more than I already do, or at least work on my posture.

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>How are you holding up?
Drank an entire bottle of Jack, am currently smoking my 4th cigar, probably gonna beat my dick at least once. It’s gonna be a nightmare for this children. Hope they like pixie stix and leamonheads

Post Ulysses costume.

im doing good user

SecondPost Ulysses

Not bad, just realized I got fat. Now the hard road to get into fighting shape lies at my feet. Happy Halloween friends.

How the hell do I upvote comments on this sub?

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I'm good. Did a little Halloween decorating.

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Plate carrier was supposed to arrive today. Said it was delivered but nothing there, I'm hoping one of the trick of treaters didn't grab it.

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I keep wondering when i will really start caring how fat i get. Good luck on the weight loss.

>tfw no Halloween gf

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Sitting in the parking lot of my shitty apartment, waiting to see if anyone trick or treats. Probably won't be any bc college town but ah well

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you now have loads of candy. I see no issue.

Pretty good actually. Got a few tricker or treaters, including three QT grills. Also made dinner for the family: Polynesian Porkchops with Gravy and Mashed Potatoes.

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I was gonna go to a party with some friends and try to get laid but I caught the flu

youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo&ab_channel=Baracuss1

No kids trick or treat at my house because rural area
So I'm drinking Scotch watch a scary movie

op here
>my dumbass went to a bar and drove my shitfaced friends home like 4-5 months back
>got pulled over for speeding, its like 1230 AM on a Friday night (Saturday morning technically) so they breathalyze me
>0.06
>I'd've been fine if it wasnt on base
>got njp'd and sent to rehab for a drinking problem i didnt have because the mreens would rather pay for that than anything my fucking unit needs
>Going to the gym in a bit while my roommate sneaks some chick inna barracks to bang when im gone
>Him and I are gon' watch The Incredibles 2 later
>shot expert onna range today
Those depression-esque thoughts that have been trying to sneak their way into my mind for the past 14 months are trying to surface again but stuffing those emotions hasn't failed me so far. At least i've started going to the gym kinda regularly again and can find some fleeting escape in childrens' movies like I always have. I miss my dad.
Im glad most of you are doing okay. I hope those of you that arent will feel better soon.

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Well, okay. Not spending hundreds of dollars on something I'm only going to wear once. Completely screwed up the front because I made this from memory of the boss fight itself. Didn't realize it was supposed to be brown burlap, not black. Speaking of black, didn't realize he was supposed to be black thanks to the dimly lit room and the huge resperator.

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>its another "user's friends dont like him enough to invite him to anything" episode

Dude that looks fuckin legit.

Don't discredit yourself.

>Didn't realize he was black
user what non pinko white person would have dreads?
In all seriousness though that's pretty legit.

This but unironically and because I have no friends

The white legs had dreads but only because they worshipped Ulysses.

>used to love halloween since it was the only day I could acceptably dress up in surplus or otherwise
>too afraid to dress up this year given negative feedback I've gotten all year for simply enjoying the things I've always enjoyed that don't hurt anyone

I'm not going to give these normie cunts anything else to use against me.

They're braids (do you know what you have to DO to your hair to get dreadlocks?).
Every single twist in them is a deliberate symbol, part of a story woven into the hair itself.

I always used to dress up in my slavshit stalker gear and sit outside my door to scare little kids when they came up to my house, was fun. But now I live in the hood and would rather not get shot by Tyreese and Juan-Pablo.

>quit your job and go into the trades
oh fuck off with that shit, you're not getting into the trades unless you go to a tech school and get certifications

Its pretty simple, user. I did a couple hvac classes when i was young and spent 10 years making relatively good money.

>when I was young
what about when you're in your early 30s and you've got a fuckin' mortgage and the nearest tech school is an hour's drive one way

I'm unemployed and very lonely fellas

This raises the question, am I less of a man for trying to date a hot leftist chick ? I can lie real good to her regarding my views, so long as she doesn't set foot in my house.

Is it worth omitting the truth ?

pretty pic just for the hell of it

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depends how hot she is, and what your plan is.
are you gonna red pill her? or are you gonna smash, shit in her vagina, and then never call her again?

>Seriously dating in college
Not worth it.
Sounds comfy
Gotta go with the "Give then take" method.
If she brings up politics, let her win a few. Then when it comes to guns, win that argument. You'll convince her over time.

My depression has returned now that I lost my job. Been skipping classes and skipping assignments left and right. Could be a lot better. Could be a lot worse. Definitely on a downward trajectory at the moment.

Smoked a bowl and went to watch the new Halloween. It was shit

shitty. wife is gone with kids, job is a bitch, and money is tight

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I deal with the same thing user.
Trying to take a very honest meta approach to life helps a bit

Yeah, honestly telling that voice to shut the fuck up really helps. That, and realizing that your friends all experience the same shit too.

Pretty shit. Had an accident in January that landed me in the hospital for 3 months with a broken ankle, hip and elbow. I still need a surgery to fix my locked elbow still, so I can't find a new job. Pic related is said elbow. I'm too much of a poorshit to do anything but browse Jow Forums this halloween and drugs have consumed my life because the opioids the hospital gave me were too tasty. I was on the straight and narrow before too.

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Not well
30-year-old living with his parents due to shit housing options in my area and scared to be on my own, but my folks seem to be glad to have me around to help with house stuff and watch the animals but still feel like a shit boot. Working an ok job at local fun store and range but getting to my last straw with dumbass co-workers and general decline of quality of customers. Dropped out of collage so no higher education so only qualified for retail shit but no real idea what I would get back to learn. Have GF but hardly get time to see her due to work schedules and distance between us and feels like we are drifting apart some. Things could be worse but I don’t see anything getting any better and life feels stagnant and tiresome and I don’t know what to do anymore.

I feel like i'm becoming more asexual every time i hve sex on account the fact i'm usually bored as fuck and thinking about what i want for dinner so i usually just thrust away for her sake because i love her so much anyone got a fix for this i don't want to ruin the relationship

Take a break for a while or try and work something new or kinky into it. Doing the same thing day in and out will get old for anyone.

>lying for pussy
Do not compromise your views for women or material comforts, ever. She's going to find out regardless. Just be honest.

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Was doing fine until last night.
I went to start and drive my own car for the first time in about 3 months and it’s in way worse condition that I remember.

It still tanks the fuck on but starting it is like kicking a puppy.
I want to preserve her and be able to drive her, but after that drive off a mountainside she just keeps having problems show up, and with my raise I could easily start into repairing her but frankly at this point I just need to get a secondary car to abuse the fuck out of instead of my baby.

Life should be good but it’s still gonna be a while before it’s actually decent.
At least i’m Finally debt free but it’s because i’ve Worked like a dog for three months with jack shit to show for it except for a single range trip that I got bitched at about by my mother.

And apparently everyone at my job thinks i’m Gay. And talking with people in general is getting more and more awkward. I fuckin’ hate this shit.

No college. No better job because I can’t get the motivation together to get a replacement social security card and the knowledge that I won’t work with a bunch of hot chicks who wear nothing but tight dresses and yoga pants anywhere else doesn’t help.

Fuck this shit.
There’s honestly too much to complain about and too little that fucking matters.

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Ehm, yeah. You can't abuse things if you want them to last. Spend all your cash on paying off debts and you won't have anything to show for it except being debt free. Three months is not enough time to warrant a "finally" here. People won't give you money for doing things everyone would love to do, they give you money to do shit they don't want to do. Welcome to life, grow up already and deal with it. Maybe move out of your parents basement while you're at it.

I know that feel I'm dealing with DUI bullshit myself I blew a .005 not a point 05 but a .005 and Mr. State trooper decided that since I was going 25 over on the highway at night I must be high since I wasn't drunk. I just got my blood test back and its zero for everything...but the DA is a dick and doesn't wanna play ball so it seems I get to go to state ct

Came to the breakthrough realization that nobody cares until you actually commit to killing yourself. Not willing to make gun deaths go up. Too young to die. Life just sucks.

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I talked to my reserves supervisor yesterday about orders to work our flightline. He said there was none. So I'm stuck working a shitty civvie job I hate for 23$/hr on 3rd shift. I hardly see my family, I work 6 days a week, sometimes more if its a UTA weekend. I can't do any of the things I love because I sleep all day.

I regret every day going reserves over AD. I think about it constantly. My contract isn't up until 2023 and I'm worried if i push the paperwork to get separated for AD service they'll just say "nah we don't need you" I don't think thats a rational thought, but it hangs with me. I get absolutely shithammered at least once a week. I contemplate what the fuck is wrong with me. I'm an absolute asshole at work, I cannot conform to the civilian world. It wasn't built for me.

The irony is that the crash happened the one time I was doing my absolute damnedest NOT to abuse it.

I had some asshole up my bumper while going down a twisty windy downhill road.
It had been raining. I tried to speed up a little so they wouldn’t hit me and in the process spun out and went off the road and down a steep slope.

The car’s Chassis is good but it keeps having shit that looks fine externally be damaged just enough to cause a problem.
Like a slight dent in the oil pan damaging the oil pickup line and causing air to enter the oil flow and cause loss of oil pressure.

And like I said.
So much shit to complain about but most of it’s just fuckin petty/inane.

if i saw a ulysses costume id lose my shit

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You're that fucker at the back of my neighborhood with the NCR flag

Hang in there, brahs. We're all gonna make it.

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>tfw still no gf
>tfw can't find motivation to go to gym
>tfw still living with parents
Moved on from shitty job with shitty hours to new shitty job, but at least they pay me for the hours I work, so that's a slight improvement at least

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do not. I have been there, you will not be able to change her. she will lie, she will cheat, and you will be left drunk crying at a friends house. don't date a liberal girl in college.

I'm doing ok
>bad panic attack last week.
>really fucking broke
but I am going to see a qt3.14 this evening.

It seems moreso to me that nobody really knows what to do until you give 'er a go.
Really what words can a guy say to help? Not everone is a friggin' psychiatrist.
I'm glad you're alive user.
Have you found it yet?
>And apparently everyone at my job thinks i’m Gay
I know that feel user. Its very frustrating.

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I read all your posts here anons. Especially the ones noone responded to.
Keep on keepin' on Jow Forumsomrades, it'll be okay

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