>Wait all year for Halloween
>Accumulate a variety of treats
>Prunes
>Dried unsweetened apricots
>Sugar free gum
>Take my sweet time answering the door
>Act extra curmudgeonly
>Especially to kids old enough they'll be out for mischief later
>Don my ghillie suit
>Head to the crow's nest
>Train my fully automatic 50 caliber sniper rifle on the presighted end of my driveway
>Wait in anticipation to protect my life and property with perfectly legal and lethal force
>Pissing my diaper in anticipation for the first zoomer punk to feel lucky
God Bless the Castle Doctrine, God Bless the 2nd A, God Bless the USA
Wait all year for Halloween
Gavin Martin
Jose Martinez
If you killed my kid for tping your house, I'd hunt you down.
Jack Thomas
If your kid TPs houses you both deserve it
Shitty parent.
Liam Jones
You are awaited
Thomas Lopez
Can I give you a handy in your crows nest while you wait?
Jack Sanders
You are not safe.
Tyler Sullivan
Remember that guy who baited a kid into his garage while he laid in wait and then killed him?
Yeah castle doctrine doesn't cover premeditated murder as it turns out
Juan Adams
Isn't that the guy who recorded himself shooting the "kid" and letting him bleed out for a few hours before calling 911. And then not deleting said recording but instead giving it to the cops.
If so, saying the "kid" was "baited" is a retarded way of saying a habitual burglar returned multiple times to the old man's house and police dindu nuffin.
Nathan Gutierrez
it's a shame, really. You should be able to lure paedophiles to your house and murder them.
and film it so as to make a TV show, of course. USA! USA! USA!
Jack Ramirez
Chips Handon returns. This time, it's with a vengeance.
Owen Morris
Is his name actually that? What the fuck are his parent thinking?
Leo Collins
my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at 4cham and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what I mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.
Eli Murphy
>mudflips
>shop the wops
>battle roll
I feel like I'm gonna cry,faggot
Benjamin Hernandez
What a blast from the past. I feel old now, fuck you.
Jace Phillips
Thank you for your service
Aiden Bennett
What era is this shitpost from? It's definitely before my time to the point where I want to say 2006-ish.
Joseph Richardson
>user is too much of a newfag to remember chris/hansenposting
Nobody tell him
Gavin Bell
Truly amazing
Eli Garcia
Fuck
this just made me lose.
After all these years, I thought victory was mine.
Hold me bros.
Matthew Nguyen
>Bought a big bag of candy for the kiddos
>Get properly drunk starting at 3:30pm
>Finally get a knock on the door at 5
>Grab candy sack
>Open door, looking down
>It's a woman's crotch
>Raise head
>Beto O'Rourke sticker
>Excuse me is (former home owner) here
>Nope
>Her gaze goes above my head
>Quick thank you and she runs off porch
>Turn around and see Mosin with bayo attached hanging in the dining room
>No kids showed up
At least I got a rise out of an antigunner.
Isaac Gonzalez
>this post and the reactionary response posts that follow
OP you are a euro noguns, the posters in this thread are euro noguns; and that isn't how any of this works.
What you're explaining is flat out murder and you'd be hung for it.
Sage this faggot thread.
Alexander Anderson
That's assuming the CIA niggers don't use this thread as evidence of premeditation.