How do i deal with anti gun parents?

>Eh i don't really give a shit about having a career
>eh umm you know...... Sadness
Your solution is to start your career
Do you have a job? If not get one.

>listening to your parents

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ignore them. also, move out or at least lock your guns up tight so they can't pull any bullshit

Imagine having a kid, they grow up to be 27 and they don't do anything all day but sit and play video games and never exercise and then act confused as to why they have no motivation, then pretend to be depressed when it's just an excuse for being lazy.
Then on top of that media reports 1 million kids with no direction who bought a ton of guns and shot up schools.
>hey, son, I know you're interested in guns but maybe you should get a job
>boy those guns are expensive, maybe you should save some of that money so when you get married you can buy a house and have kids, you know, plan for the future
"No, dad, I don't care about the future"
Why the fuck would your parents not be concerned about your deadbeat ass?

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Well im thinking about joing the swat team but i don't think i can..... Im weak

So your saying im still in school?

The fact that you read that entire post and your response was
>so your [sic] saying im [sic] still in school?
Makes me think you should just kys and at least spare your parents the lifetime of disappointment waiting for them.

No SWAT team wants a grown ass man who doesn't give a shit about his career or his weakness. Your own parents don't even respect you. SWAT teams want experienced, mature, disciplined force veterans.

Man up. Take your career seriously. Get some exercise. There's no shortcut to respect for yourself or from others.

Whom's't is this semen demon

Buy them earpro and take them to the range

Tell them you’re gay

>SWAT teams want
Are you or have you even been on a swat team.

Bullets

Do you even lift?

Just tell them it’s your life not theirs. Make them understand you are your own person and don’t need them breathing down your neck constantly. If they pull the guilt card, tell them to get out, then take a long think about whether or not you want to continue a relationship with them.

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Invite them over, and keep your guns out. Have a friend hide in the house. When you leave a room together, have your friend sneak in and rearrange the guns in noticable ways. Tell them "I have no idea what my guns will do."

Ill commit an hero one day

Yes now answer the question.
I have many questions.

Pathetic.

No, I'm not on a SWAT team, but I do active shooter & tactical medicine classes. Several of the larger clients have been police departments or agencies with embedded tac teams. So I'm somewhat qualified to explain why they don't want anons with no motivation if you want to ask more.

Looks like Elliot Rodger with a wig on.

Do I need military experience to join a swat or is it something you do after so many years in law enforcement.
Also not op also how do people become law enforcement?

kek

You don't need military expetience, although some may see it as a positive. Personally I think it's bad because you've been trained to kill to achieve objectives, not kill to save lives. Combat veterans make bad cops IMO.

Most departments don't have all-time teams, so they recruit from their ranks and they dedicate some of their time to training. I think some larger departments may hire direct but I've certainly never worked with one that does.

You can get college degrees in criminology, etc. and your community college may be good bang for your buck there. There are also police academies you can go to with just a HS diploma. Your best bet is to talk to local departments about their requirements and where they recruit from. Just a heads up that the demand for cops is very fixed. You can't convince them to hire more than they need just because you're well qualified.

Why are the first posts always the best, Jesus fuck

>Actually using [sic]
Get fuck the out your an pansy ass

Working in other municipal jobs (EMS) also increases your chances, along with your general aptitude. Your "qualifications" don't mean shit if youre out of shape and a shit shot.

Dude how much demand do you think there is for SWAT? That's hardly used in the big scheme of things. Police stations don't throw throw budget at stuff like that. Apply for a desk job or something the majority of police work is paper work. Most police have college degrees and stuff despite what people say. I talk to police officers sometimes and they're really professional usually have a degree in the field and they got a business card that's kind of like personalized or something. You sound like you got a really immature understanding about the functioning of police.
Besides how much you think a SWAT cop makes you'll be living with your parents for like a decade before you can afford a house. If you look at police they throw a lot of money at their cars. You should figure out how to get a job working for them they likely have a motor pool with mechanics or a shop they have a contract with so the place has some job security with a minimum amount of business.

>really immature understanding about the functioning of police.
No op but I'm sure most people want to be cops to do some arresting.

Imagine replying to a comment that's so right that all you can do is whine about semantics.

This, go fuck yourself OP

Most people who succeed in becoming cops just want to do some arresting.

why is Elliot Roger a QT hapa grill?

What is going on here?

Shoot them with your guns.

>commit an hero
newfag

>Imagine replying when your blown out
[Sic] on Deez nuts queerbo
*Dabs*

You are a reddit normie

Says the Reddit normie

fpbp

I don't know about that. I been resisting trying to get that job because I don't feel like I have the right temperament for that kind of thing. I think it's a good profession and doing the right thing. Everyone wants to make a living. Doing actual arrests sounds like it fucking sucks. I don't want to do some grecoromanjujitsui shit. I'd fucking mace/taser/baton/pistolwhip you if you resist too much.

Can't argue with Satan.

tell them about the jews

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Move. Or get yourself cool parents from Russia online at www.getarussianparent.ru. Or some other cool place.

Have you tried reasoning with them?

Lol
isn't even me. Kys virgin

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Nice same fagging faggot

Cool

I mean, you have guns and they don't. Why would you need to deal with them?

They sound Jewish , you know what you must do.

Suck my long dick, you forever-gay

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>not just hiding your gun(s) under your bed

25 yo home neet here

they sort of accepted it. my dad asked me about hunting stuff yesterday. Says he heard some people talk about nearby duck hunting, didn't realize he was making convo with me about my interest.

maybe get a better relationship with your parents? :D

This

Just because they're your parents doesn't mean they have an excuse to walk all over you

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