"so how can I help you today sir'

Hey, Robert! Can’t wait for the monthly simunition team deathmatch game!

Just here to shoot my AP rounds and birdshot.

Its like Always Sunny Lite.

That's one of the few racially charged jokes in the show. A lot of the humor comes from absurd callbacks and elaborate set ups for jokes that last over multiple episodes.

What's the proper tip % to give when I do transfers? I usually do 18% the gun value but I know transfers can be a lot of work, since they have to read all that stuff and write it down. Should I up it to 20%?

>that hawk carrying the xm8

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This posts too many stories on /d/, but his old goth gf weaponized her teeth while sucking nuts.
Be-fucking-ware of the goth chicks

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I-is there still a no singles policy?

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ROBERT YOU FAGGOT ARE YOU OUT OF FALCON CHOW AGAIN?

>"so how can I help you today sir'
GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE TILL, OR I'LL PUT ONE RIGHT BETWEEN THEM EYES.

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What happened to the movie theater job, Robert?

I want this so much

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Yes, Robert I need 3 lanes to help teach these 3 lolis how to handle these SBRs I've made for them.

Also, Robert I need some targets with either terrorists or mailmen on them.

Bastards!!!, mailmen right Robert? Am I right?

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Please sir, the airlock is active, if you shoot in here you and I will be launched into the parking lot.

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FUUUUUUUUG

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The Robert robots work for free.

Will she win governor?

Does anyone have the green text where the guy gets cursed cuz he forgot to clear his ar at the range?

saved for future reference

Robert I've had a terrible day. I want to ruin someone else fun to make my self feel better so I'll take the .458 socom SBR with that thicc brake on it.

No need for targets today, as I can barely afford 2 full magazines for the rental.

Mind if I borrow a sharpie so I can doodle something on the cardboard to shoot at?

twitter.com/PrimmSherryrp/status/1059057360503824384

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>Robert works at the range now
He's always there at the places we need him, isn't he?

>risky tranny.

You two should actually kill yourselves.

Got converted into a new mega kino-rangeplex.

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One order of Glock N cheese hold the .40 S$W season and in order of gluten-free crab legs

Yeah what's the wait for the range shower look like right now?

drain is clogged with cum

Would you like the usual?

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Yes, Robert, hello. I’m going to need two boxes of Federal 9mm 115gr, hold the butter, one lane for two hours, preferably with two falcon perches. And don’t worry; I brought my own beans this time. Also, I have this card from Randy. It says I’m grandfathered in and not subject to the recent no singles policy. Oh, and I think Grug is still in the crab leg mines.

Hey Robert. Could I get a pitcher of beer and some sweedish fish brought over to lane 21? Also, I'll be shooting corrosive surplus through my Mosin today. Is there any chance that I can just bring it into the showers with me to clean it up?

Oh yeah. Make sure to bring the crab legs.

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>tfw you get assigned range trap duty
Kill me

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Okay fine but what's the wait?

>Pull trap duty for the first time last week
>Think to myself "hope they like asshair and whiskey breath.

>They did

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This nigga at the range eatin' beans!

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retard didnt check backblast

s-shut up n-nigger

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Robert! Are these enough tickets for a new gun?

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>gun store counter wage slave takes the next few weeks off because some guy buys a Barrett and gets tipped $2,000

>tfw you see Robert at the theater as the designated shooter and then at the range while practicing

based robert OP

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Hey Robert, is today the quarterly penis/cloaca inspection? My falcon is concerned about it since he's never shown his cloaca in public before. Are there any sexy falconesses that can perform the inspection? That might get him to perk up a bit.

Stop this nonsense

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Every betting site, has the odds of her winning at about 22%.
Every jewish news source paints her as a victor, and anything other than that is the work of racist russian trolls.

She was a gud meme who dindunuffin, while it lasted.

>Be Range Trap
>First week on duty
>This one buff ogre lady that's 6'4" and is stacked like no one's business asks me to her lane.
>She lets me touch her Colt SP1 and fully auto Uzi.
>Shares her complimentary chocolate chunk cookies that came with the Hi-Point.
>Lets me fire her Tec-9.
>She gets in real close behind me.
>Holds my hands as I aim.
>Her tits are pressed against my back.
>Pop off a few rounds.
>Says I did a good job.
>Pats my head.
>Gets ready to leave.
>Says she'll see me tomorrow.

D-Did I do good my dudes?

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Pardon my ignorance but what the fuck do you guys even mean by "range trap"?

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y'know women?
imagine a woman with a smol benis and even more emotional problems.

This

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I mean, are you mocking a real position (like the Rangemaster) or are you talking about literal (figurative?) traps at the range?

>failed penis inspection
T-the brass mines aren't as bad as the stories, are they?

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that is very clearly a little nicky halloween costume.

Oh dear... I'M a mailma!

Have you ever been to a shooting range? They're referencing the Range Trap...the trap who services the range.

R-Robert? I see you're making your rounds again and have picked up new work.

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>AHEM

European detected, a lot of stuff in this thread is wordplay, the range trap is a very real position

What's the best method of suicide available to you right now? Use it.

It's a travesty, really.
If the bongs had actual guns they could have ranges.
And they might be able to employ some poor cute lads with good honest work.

>tfw somehow you accidentally give a range eagle a command (for europoors, they are supposed to only respond to their falconer)

>tfw you get offered a job by the range master

One day I shall command the range dragon, I swear upon the blood of my forefathers

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I'll let the newfag in on a secret, the anons in this thread are using a Jow Forumsommandoe meme cipher to communicate shit. Dont ask what.

It's pretty funny how unintelligible this shit is without the filter.

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Fuck no

White mans burden Lloyd

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Did my part. Fuck that nigress ape

>"Where's the normal range?"

>He doesn't know about the range traps
Your range must suck

I just got range trap duty, I'm nervous about my duties.

Can I shoot my BTR canon in here, or do I have to shoot from the parking lot through the window?

Gonna have to rent two lanes sir.

GA's demographics are garbage and getting worse.

At best Abrams was just 4 years too early.

Unfortunately right. I unironically hope that something spectacularly epic happens in the next 4 years that will forever change the country away from the Weimar road it's currently on.

What's a range trap?

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

You wouldn't have an opening to hire a Range Dwarf, would you?

GA is doing ok so far

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down to the wire in FL, even if we win the next year will likely pull the democrat lever permanently

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is the dwarf a trap?

Fucking noguns

It's alright user, just remember to bring protection. Ear gaurds too they're going to be doing a lot of shooting while they unload.

Come to think of it, of dwarf women look the same as dwarf men, aren't all dwarfs traps?

I ain't, and why are you trying to combine jobs with different reasons to exist? Are you trying to cost people their jobs?

>his range doesnt have a range trap
gay

Plus tip.

fuck off back to /o/ dr robotnik you bald faggot

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The range trap is the range safety officer's boyfriend (girl) (boy), the RSO's more often than not an actual cuckold so she (he) (she) will often drop right to his (her) knees and service you right in front of him. This is some really basic stuff, user.

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>Moby Dick
You fucking sick fuck

Kill urself josh