What does Jow Forums take to the bathroom?

Just in case the ATF show up.

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home made 30mm

is that the volley/toilet combo?

You know damn well those four niggers will wait till you’re taking a shit to kick in the front door and go Ooga Booga on your white family.

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No need, have a Beretta 92S stashed

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Blicky got the spliffy ugh

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> niggers in camo
> "B A R D"
kek

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Never leave both legs in your pants/underwear Never

>Boom
>your front door just got kicked in
> their rushing towards your bathroom
>you jump up to get ready to defend yourself
>trip over your boxers
>off yourself by falling and bashing skull off bathtub
>intruders open up bathroom door
>find you laying on floor
> bleeding from head
>shitting on the floor

Top advice here. For safety, always confront an intruder pantsless and fully erect.

this is my plan.

> not wearing ear-pro to the bathroom
> not taking deafening shits
ur gay

I remove pants AND underwear always. Even in public bathrooms. Sometimes when I'm really messy, I take a hand full of toilet paper over to the sink to wet it and get busted by someone walking in, I just run back to the stall and take care of my business. No one says anything because EVERYONE has had a messy day at least once.

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its obviously a bathmat you blind tard

Still gets covered in piss

its washable

protip
>use the handicapped bathroom
>use balled up toilet paper, water, and bathroom soap to clean the seat
daily reminder it's almost never cleaned, despite being "cleaned" daily by your average wageslave who drew "haphazardly mop the floor and just let the piss dry to the seat I wanna go fucking home fuck this place" duty
>initial dry wipe to get most of the shit off your ass
>lightly wet and dab to actually clean your butthole
wetted toilet paper masterrace

Where is your gun in this scenario? You DO have at least one loaded weapon, don't you?

fucking chad as hell

no bad dragon, fucking nu-Jow Forums

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Joke's on you, I always use the disabled shitter and piss on the seat when I'm done.
Fuck the cripples.

Obviously it's in a shoulder rig, he's not some kind of faggot.

Yes, I also live my life like Im the main character in an 80's American action film.

Keep that can on me

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Bear/dog spray is 1/10th the power of human pepper spray so it doesn't damage their sense of smell. It won't be very effective on humans

Youre rarted

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have you ever let off a can indoors? it's like a gas chamber nogunz. you do not want to spray that inside

Pic related

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Not him, but could you use pepper gel/foam indoors safely?

Dumb nigga bear spray is 2% capsicum. human spray is around 1%. And it sounds like you never been sprayed before, it fucks you up and the shit shoots out like a cannon way faster then pepper spray.

selfdefenseninja.com/bear-spray-vs-pepper-spray-whats-difference/
Do you have autism? Serious question

you or anyone you don't intend to douse better not be asthmatic. it's like a gas chamber when oc is discharged indoors with no airflow

How bout you come round here to chicago and imma show you how it feels to get sprayed?

Underage b&

Chicago is about burners and not scuffed ass bear spray kek

haha u rite but not erry buddy tryna cop dat charge u no?

Look ma no hands

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>that m7 bayonet trench
Noice

>Daily shit in canon
I feel sorry for whoever gets hit by a shit canon

my phone. or a book. and a flashlight, i don't have any lights in my bathroom.

Do you even have balls?

Ruger SR9C

Poverty is pain

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Next time someone catches you, don’t run. Give them a nod and a wink. Assert your dominance.
t. taking a messy shit as I type this

based and redpilled

part 2
>two assassins standing in the doorway
>they look at you
>they turn to look at eachother
>shrug shoulders
>get naked
>fuck your dead body

>fuck your dead body
They played right into my hand. You see I foresaw this. I was merely pretending to be dead, an act if you will

This threads off the rails and I love it

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