what is the Jow Forumsest game and why is it far cry 5?
What is the Jow Forumsest game and why is it far cry 5?
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My boyfriend and I cuddle and play that all the time. He's mean in-game though. Maybe I should be worried?
It’s a game. I’m sure you’d rather he be unfriendly in the game and friendly otherwise.
It's Arma, and it will forever be Arma
Postal 2
clearly insurgency
Agreed. A game where you kill shitbag religious flyover fags like most of Jow Forums, couldn't please me more.
Enjoy the AIDS, faggot.
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I'd love to see State of Decay 2 mod, without zombies, and with increased number of hostile humans and wildlife .
Scavenging and surviving is comfy as fuck, but zombies are are shit.
mostly because of how autistic and toxic the community is
>fc5
more like GAYEST game LOL
Project Reality
>Free
>Runs on anything
>50v50 multiplayer
>50 player PVE coop
>Over 15 factions. You can literally play as the IDF, Hamas, Blue Helmets, and Canada.
>FOB building.
>"Realistic" gun and vehicle handling.
>Gigantic maps
>It's free (as in gratis)
>Excellent community
>Proximity and squad based voice chat
I can't really recommend this game highly enough. I'll shill for it forever.
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the best game is clearly Jak2 hard as balls and its my childhood with 4 different guns or more but ive never beaten it
bruhs are you all for fuckin real
hear me out.
Escape from Tarkov.
Pros:
>because you can make the most ridiculous gun you ever saw and use it
>realistic firefights
>also has PvPvE
cons:
>still in alpha
>has major bug issues
>has network issues out the ass
Yeah, I was just about to say - I mean, we have STALKER threads wher we try to re-enact it in real-life. I mean, how Jow Forums can you get?
Then what the fuck is the point? The humans are pushovers in combat. Only the unique zombies are a problem
what is the /v/est shitpost and why is it the OP?
>Only has like 10 unique guns
FC5 isn't even the Jow Forumsest Far Cry game
the point is that i want to fight other humans during socioeconomical collapse survival scenario without endless magical fantasy zombie niggers interfering with my fun.
bullets turn into thin air after a certain distance
>Jow Forumsest game
>no mention of New Vegas
>random bitch in daisy dukes unloading into an overhead copter shouting U.S.A! U.S.A!
Why can't other games pull this shit off?
This game would have been much better if they forced you to beat the various regions linearly (like GTA) as opposed to going with the full open world/chose your path meme. The major issue I had was that the difficulty doesn't increase at all and once you beat your first region (for me it was Faith) you know the next two are going to be piss easy and repetitive. Once I unlocked the attack helicopters and traveled the entire map I had no urge to continue playing.
The major problem was the kidnappings. What the fuck. If someone got drugged that often they'd be brain dead.
And why was everyone so confused by the nuke ending?? All of the fucking boss bunkers are decommissioned missile silos. The Russians wouldn't know which silos in the expansive fields no longer have missiles. Thus the valley is a target
>grab 308 style rifle
>2-4 shots to kill a guy
>Empty clip to kill bear
>Empty clip to kill deer
>Empty 1/2 clip to kill fucking skunks
>Headshots insta
>Heart shots tickle
I know it doesn't have the first person shooting or much in the way of guns, but XCOM2: Long War 2 is what I think of when I think of Jow Forums. Hands down greatest tactical game ever created.
I'm going to grab long war when I finish up vanilla. I loved long war 1
It's so fucking good. There's a bunch of mods that make it even better too. Check out JoINrbs for the list of mods he uses as well as watching his playthroughs for pointers in a way. The way he plays is insanely effective, and really helped me understanding the mechanics of Long War 2, because unfortunately the developers do a really shitty job of explaining some pretty important stuff. But it's worth it. There's nothing more edge of your seat than assaulting an alien base with a squad of 10 rolling with full grenades, only to stumble into a pod of 8 then attracting another pod with the gunfire so you're now fighting fucking 16. That and stealthing missions with a single soldier is also so fucking awesome.
Fuck, I need to play it again but I still haven't recovered emotionally from my last defeat. It was going so well :(
Considering that you’re tripping balls from a literal fog of hallucinogenic drugs the nukes probably aren’t real
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Ghost Recon Wildlands is an underrated choice for Jow Forums games. It's one of the few games I can think of where I can dress myself up in 1980s ALICE gear and an M17 gas mask with an M16A1 with M203 and run around the Bolivian wilderness shooting down Special Forces helicopters and cartel members.
>far cry 5
That game is hot shit
The top 3 Jow Forumsest games are as follows
Farcry 2 (Rhodesia Simulator)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl(also Clear Sky and Call of Pripyat)
Fallout New Vegas
>nu-vegas
>Jow Forums
No
>toxic
>>>r/overwatch
Thank you about time someone else said it.
>playing video games
Is there a webm of this somewhere?
And why the fuck not?
DayZ mod.
Literally innawoods simulator.
>slavshit galore
>blasting foreigners with 91/30s
>survive against the elements
>post shtf
>arma2 as base
Should I go on?
I personally love watching gopher myself. I will definitely check it out
STALKER
Play 15 minutes of Rust, Overwatch, or Fortnite and gain a real understanding of "toxic".
far cry 3 was
>rust
conscripting hordes of new spawn unga bungas and having them act as cannon fodder in sieges is always fun
my African American.
yes, Farcry 2 - Bush war simulator is still the BEST of the far cry games, and had it so that 1-2 .308 shots and the opponents were down (and so were you) instead of this bullet sponge shit.
Personally I prefer 4 but 3's damn close.
5 was a huge disappointment as someone who lives in the place the game on based on.
too bad the weapon models and animations were all fucked up
Thoughts on that new ww3 game?
FC2 is really, really not that good.
I felt that 3 was more realistic than 4 when it came to location
Looks generic as fuck.
Zero interest for me, personally.
>Stalker is not first post
Fucks. sake.
>be government jackboot killing civilians expressing their first and second amendment
Get outta here imperialist scum
Red Dead 2 is pretty good
COD WWII
dunno if you noticed, but joseph going around rounding people up who didn't agree with him and burning them alive isn't exactly first amendment friendly either.
>ARs everywhere but it's all the exact same AR
yeah, no
Got the hype of the jaded non she battlefield players and caused it to go the way of sea of thieves on launch. Except that this time it was early access so I can't be mad.
As for game play, they combined BF4 hc mode, squad, insurgency, Arma, and made it work.
9/10 can't wait for them to iron out the kinks because it's got a lot of potential.
Would be 8/10 but they actually talk to the community and take feedback.
>Generic
Nah
Non sjw* fucking autocorrect
>burning apostates is morally and legally wrong
Kek, get outta here
It is generic.
I hate the modern era, its as overdone as the constant WW2 circlejerk.
I want to play something interesting.
ah, the true nature of peggie hypocrisy.
freedoms but only when they apply to me.
Gotta play cowboy games, mister
>Farcry 2
I felt that gun decay was absurd but the writing in that game was amazing.
One of the best FPS stories I've ever played.
>taking someone seriously who is seemingly arguing for a video game cult
Come on newfag
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lurk more
>no OFP
Nu Jow Forums zoomers disgust me
I love it, but not for realistic Jow Forums properties so much as I'm just glad to have a BF style game that isn't CoD with wide open maps and obnoxiously shit ballistics. It's got its own issues, like balancing and optimization. They just don't bother me so much, at least not yet. If in three months, those things haven't been addressed to a noteworthy degree, then I'll be annoyed.
Wow you fags still exist
I love it, but armour is some fucking bullshit in this game. No way can Kevlar take half an AK mag. The fuckers who pay out the ass to get fully kitted with armour and M4s are walking Gods because of how the game deals with plate damage.
>tfw Jacob was straight-up right
Not a single mention of H3VR
I am NOT OP, I am just phoneposting and it autofilled.
Haven't played it but I read a plot synopsis, I like the little touches the devs included like their flag being above the American flag on the pole. Also the characters not falling into the "right side of history" bullshit that people were reeing about before it released made me smile too for a few reasons. Mostly it was how numale faggot SJWs couldn't figure out why the good guys were so goddamn problematic and nothing perfectly lined up with their manufactured world view. I didn't have to play the game to get enjoyment out of it and I don't want to be disappointed by a bad FarCry game, so that's not going to change.
However the Jow Forumsest game is clearly Jagged Alliance 2.
Fallout New Vegas is the ONLY Jow Forums video game. ANY Far Cry game is for utter casuals, and at no point has anyone involved with its development held a gun, unlike FNV which has the best guns ever put into a video game.
arma, AA2, squad and red orchestra I and II. far cry 5 is about as Jow Forums as a squirt gun.
oh escape from tarkov and stalker also
No, it has guns in it so it's "Jow Forums-tier" according to nu-Jow Forums.
>FNV has the best guns ever put into a video game
>not playing spaghetti western cowboy shooters from the 90s
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literally the worst game ever and not even remotely Jow Forums
nu-Jow Forums sucks
how is project reality free?
dont you have to own a copy of arma?
It's a standalone Battlefield 2 mod.
I am choosing to believe this is bait so I don't have to find you after the apocalypse and take your toes from you.
Dat GameCube and N64 in the background...
if they actually didnt make it super generic i would have enjoyed it
bought it, played for 2 hours, refunded
my complaints:
>ARs you carry like 6 mags
>SMGs you carry like 3, tha fuk
>options were pretty mediocre, i like customizing basically everything in the settings and it just didnt let me
>netcode was shit
>game crashed every 10 minutes in the middle of action
>quick play just drops you in a random game, no way to pick between 32 and 64 without picking a specific map and waiting an eternity for a game
>even if you find a game its not guaranteed to be anywhere near capacity, most of my games were 15v15 even on 64 player servers
>anything under 20v20 was pretty boring
>gun modding was cool but everything acted the same
>no discernible difference between most optics, barrel lengths, etc
>some optics said they were same magnification but definitely different in game
>ZERO communication, even if you typed in chat nobody would respond
I dont doubt it has potential and the gunplay was somewhat fun but the constant bugs and issues along with bland modifications just made for a mediocre experience, hopefully they have to straightened out in a few months but im not super hopeful
Far Cry 5 is a glorification of Waco. Prove me wrong.
This
I wish Operation Flashpoint's server browser still worked and there were still a lot of people playing. You can't play multiplayer in 2018 without knowing a lot of people.
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Pls get out
Waco is in there, but I think there's more FLDS and People's Temple, plus whatever inspired that anarcho-primitivist bent.
I wanted to love that game. The ingredients were all there. But the game was so terrified you'd get bored that it just tossed hostiles of every sort at you every 2-5 minutes, and it made it exhausting. Also, everything was a god damn bullet sponge. If they'd let everything quiet down a bit and make everyone drop from less bullets, they could have had something closer to the original stalker. Some of the weird pagan shit out in Faith's section got creepy, and I wished they'd have pushed further in that direction.
Alternatively, just set the entire thing out in Oregon in the 80s and let me blast a certain cult obsessed with biological warfare with a Colt Commando, some woodland green, a killer 'stauche, and do ot all to Bananarama's Cruel Summer.
Rising Storm 2 Vietnam
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Arma 3, Red Orchestra 2 and Vietnam, and Escape from Tarkov.
Bullet sponge arcade shooters are garbage and you should feel bad for playing them
Literally look like modern day Vikings. Are they the good guys or the bad guys?