I made brownies Jow Forums. Want some? Also general Jow Forumsommando Jow Forumsuisine thread
I made brownies Jow Forums. Want some? Also general Jow Forumsommando Jow Forumsuisine thread
Yeah man
Lemme go get some chocolate milk real quick
those must be the famous Jow Forumsum browmies
Those were made from a mix, weren't they?
Can I have a sip, baby?
degenerate stoner off my board
>I made brownies Jow Forums.
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No pot just cum my good pal. Come take a bite.
This infamous prank only added to my inability to eat food others make. Sure my family is a-ok, but I NEVER eat food that is brought into work by coworkers, and I certainly would NEVER eat food at any Jow Forums get together.
>Co-worker and friend Keeps odd pets
>Lives innawoods basically on a family owned compound
>Family has pet bear
>Bear bites his old man, so they kill it
>Makes a huge batch of sloppy joes out of it
>Brings it into work and puts out the crock pot for lunch
>Everyone is eating it
>He lets everyone know about the horrible story as they are eating
>The bear had a fucking name 3 days earlier
Not the worst thing that could happen, but odd. He is not the "sharing" type. I don't even eat pizza that is brought in to work. I call it "blood pizza" and refuse it. I make enough to pack my own lunch. I don't need their favors.
>any form of confectionery has weed in it, therefore I photosynthesize
wanna help me name my recipe
>cheap package of smoked salmon
>canned sliced potatoes
>shredded cheddar
>throw those in a pan with some olive oil
>throw bread crumbs on that bitch
pretty good to me and made with preserved ingredients (except for the cheese I guess) so it works a bit better in a SHTF scenario
>not wanting bear meat sloppy joes
>would rather let its meat go to waste
I like a good spam and eggs sandwich on a 4 pack of Hawaiian rolls. I only eat it to cure the meanest of hangovers though. Picked that one up in college from some Filipino guy on youtube.
One of those spam singles fits perfectly on a 4 pack of Hawaiian rolls, fry it up, add 2 eggs, toast the Hawaiian rolls, add some hot sauce, chives and scallions for color and boom, hangover cure.
Also just a really fuckin good sandwich.
You know how sometimes when you make a grilled cheese the cheese will drip out from between the bread onto the grill and get crispy? I make grilled cheese sandwiches with that on all surfaces of the sandwich.
>not making bearitos
Canned and Loaded
Whatever'sinthecan Supreme
Hickory Smoked Salmon with Julienne-cut potatoes with finely minced aged cheddar with extra crumbing.
You be the judge Special
I just watch life of Boris on youtube.
Nice.
No, we're not falling for it this time
>I drink alcohol
wojack is the cancer killing Jow Forums
Kummies kuisine
>I've cum in the bolts/chambers of other men's guns
>Feels like I'm fucking their wives behind their backs
>I'm such a newfag that I don't appreciate classic memes that can take many hilarious forms
Wojack is not "classic" or "hilarious". It is unoriginal "quirky" tripe that only phoneposting r3ddit tourists use.
>Wojack is not "classic" or "hilarious". It is unoriginal "quirky" tripe that only phoneposting r3ddit tourists use.
this is great, keep doing weird shit.
based wojak poster
My gopnik.
>ywn sip boiling hot coffee from a percolator over a campfire and immediately burn your tongue on a chilly morning in the woods of South Carolina with your dad again
what was that?