I made brownies Jow Forums. Want some? Also general Jow Forumsommando Jow Forumsuisine thread

I made brownies Jow Forums. Want some? Also general Jow Forumsommando Jow Forumsuisine thread

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Yeah man
Lemme go get some chocolate milk real quick

those must be the famous Jow Forumsum browmies

Those were made from a mix, weren't they?

Can I have a sip, baby?

degenerate stoner off my board

>I made brownies Jow Forums.
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No pot just cum my good pal. Come take a bite.

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This infamous prank only added to my inability to eat food others make. Sure my family is a-ok, but I NEVER eat food that is brought into work by coworkers, and I certainly would NEVER eat food at any Jow Forums get together.
>Co-worker and friend Keeps odd pets
>Lives innawoods basically on a family owned compound
>Family has pet bear
>Bear bites his old man, so they kill it
>Makes a huge batch of sloppy joes out of it
>Brings it into work and puts out the crock pot for lunch
>Everyone is eating it
>He lets everyone know about the horrible story as they are eating
>The bear had a fucking name 3 days earlier
Not the worst thing that could happen, but odd. He is not the "sharing" type. I don't even eat pizza that is brought in to work. I call it "blood pizza" and refuse it. I make enough to pack my own lunch. I don't need their favors.

>any form of confectionery has weed in it, therefore I photosynthesize

wanna help me name my recipe
>cheap package of smoked salmon
>canned sliced potatoes
>shredded cheddar
>throw those in a pan with some olive oil
>throw bread crumbs on that bitch

pretty good to me and made with preserved ingredients (except for the cheese I guess) so it works a bit better in a SHTF scenario

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>not wanting bear meat sloppy joes
>would rather let its meat go to waste

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I like a good spam and eggs sandwich on a 4 pack of Hawaiian rolls. I only eat it to cure the meanest of hangovers though. Picked that one up in college from some Filipino guy on youtube.
One of those spam singles fits perfectly on a 4 pack of Hawaiian rolls, fry it up, add 2 eggs, toast the Hawaiian rolls, add some hot sauce, chives and scallions for color and boom, hangover cure.
Also just a really fuckin good sandwich.

You know how sometimes when you make a grilled cheese the cheese will drip out from between the bread onto the grill and get crispy? I make grilled cheese sandwiches with that on all surfaces of the sandwich.

>not making bearitos

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Canned and Loaded
Whatever'sinthecan Supreme
Hickory Smoked Salmon with Julienne-cut potatoes with finely minced aged cheddar with extra crumbing.
You be the judge Special

I just watch life of Boris on youtube.

Nice.

No, we're not falling for it this time

>I drink alcohol

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wojack is the cancer killing Jow Forums

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Kummies kuisine
>I've cum in the bolts/chambers of other men's guns
>Feels like I'm fucking their wives behind their backs

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>I'm such a newfag that I don't appreciate classic memes that can take many hilarious forms

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Wojack is not "classic" or "hilarious". It is unoriginal "quirky" tripe that only phoneposting r3ddit tourists use.

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>Wojack is not "classic" or "hilarious". It is unoriginal "quirky" tripe that only phoneposting r3ddit tourists use.

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this is great, keep doing weird shit.

based wojak poster

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My gopnik.

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>ywn sip boiling hot coffee from a percolator over a campfire and immediately burn your tongue on a chilly morning in the woods of South Carolina with your dad again

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what was that?