Top fucking kek who posted this. also Armslist thread

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I was wondering why animals were banned in the ToS...

Unironically not a bad deal right there.

All you need for keks:

armslist.com/classifieds/search?location=usa&category=all&posttype=&sellertype=&search=Custom&startprice=&endprice=¤cy=USD

It’s like a scavenger hunt. Go find a $1200 custom chopped mosin Sniper archangel or whatever

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BENIS

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Russia should indict bubbas.

hope his uncle put down a lot of animals while making deliveries.

>green glow tier background
Kek

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Northern VA is a goldmine for armslist retardery

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pottery

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Lol wtf searched for “scum” and it’s real.
Also found this

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Why do faggots itemize the cost of their retardation?

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>$42
>there are no pictures

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I hope someone saves that thing

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kek

That reso mod looks kinda good - just not 900 USD good.

RIP doggo

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> Your instructors today will be retired SEAL M. Trent, SWAT instructor Big Don, and Pastor Lloyd, who legally shot a man for harrasing his wife
And it just keeps getting better.

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Why is he teaching how to breach and clear lmfao

God bless his uncle.

Hey guya, I think I found Big Don.

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>Big Don is performing his "through the wall" breach
Someong go, I wanna see this

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Trying to justify the price.

"I spent THIS MUCH so it's a good deal"

hmmm

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What the fuck washington

It's koolaid Don

That's actually a fair price these days

absolutely based

>Northern Virgina
I thought for sure that'd be a Florida listing

>loaner shockwaves and XDs
Is this for real? No way

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>instructors SEAL Trent, Big Don, and Pastor Harris
holy fuck what a spectacle. I would pay to see this

I hate removable carry handles. Disgusting.

im not getting it. did it get deleted?

Lel. I encountered a guy like this before. I sent him an email asking about when he was available and he said he would only sell it if I wasn't a nigger.
Unfortunately it turned out he was the nigger and he sold it out from under me after we agreed to meet up.

>his "through the wall" breach. It's a real spectacle.

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This sounds like Jow Forums incarnate. I kinda want to attend one of these "classes"

Then it would be a 6-foot reticulated python or wild-caught glades-bred yellow burmese

For the love of God, someone go to this and film it for us

i wonder if its big Don hurling himself through a panel of drywall or theres actual explosives involved

either way I want to see it

Not something I would own, but that one actually looks fairly well done for what it is. At least the masking is clean and consistent (with the exception of the stars)

Yeah. It's a good paint job the only issue is that they want $700 for a used Glock.

It doesn’t look that bad. The scope is awful, and change the muzzle break, and is that the front cap for an m39 that retard has bolted to the front of the stock?

Assuming that it's negotiable, I could definitely see someone paying $550-600 for that if the round count was under 1000. That gotta be at least a $200 paintjob.

That's Southern Virginia

...I wonder how many snakes I can get?

>Safety is 2nd to speed in combat.

>Sig Sausage

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Fuck me that's tempting. she's a cute python

Guy's not wrong. If you're in an actual combat situation you're about as unsafe as you can possibly get.

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Depending on what you have I can get you a few to a few dozen. How many pythonS you need, mister?

>dude wants a 5.7 for that

>dude wants a colt fucking python for that

>location
>da hood

i wonder if adding the "of the 1950's" makes it less racist. it kind of does imo. not that i give a shit, im just saying phrasing it like that doesnt make it seem so racist

Thats a nice noodle

Huh? that does not have a gun. it is just a stock-like thing you can put around your glock? why Would ATF shoot your dog for that?

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My question is, though, why? Like why are so many of these posters so absolutely clueless about relative firearms prices?

Why are they trying to get you to pay faaaar over market value for some kind of idiosyncratic customizations they made? have none of them ever read a book or seen a yt vid on buying/selling used firearms?

Why do these threads exist?

That's fake. I was on the fence until "SIG Sausage" but that's fucking fake.

hopefully it's both

because it clearly has a foregrip.
and it goes on a pistol.

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that doesnt mean anything until you actually assemble it. as is, its just a kit

you tell that to your dead dog while you're in cuffs.

You're gonna buy it and never put it on your pistol, right?
Also pretty sure that could be argued to be constructive intent.

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>My question is, though, why? Like why are so many of these posters so absolutely clueless about relative firearms prices?
>Why do these threads exist?
Most of these people never do research/hang out in forums about firearms online. They're only knowledge about guns are platitudes and fudd lore they've heard in person. Honestly, this was what most of the firearms/shooting world was like before the internet got common. It was kinda shitty. Pre-90s it was hard to get good information about firearm shit in general. There were books and magazines, but they often had just as much fudd shit as the guys at the local range. The net gave us the ability to discuss/debate shit with people all over the world and in doing so dispel a lot of myths/normalize prices.

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see, that makes sense and I get it, but, that somehow means that 20 years of internet exposure and these people have NEVER investigated the online forums/online prices/etc.

Like none of them have seen "hey, maybe I'm price gouging" by going on gunbroker.

You don't say.

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I wish pawnshops were fucking banned from posting on armslist
I'm sick of having to sift through pages of $700 century AKs and overpriced taurus shit.

>breach and clear
dis gon be gud

I ALWAYS uncheck the “premium vendor” option.
That basically gits rid of em

Only if you have a glock or handgun it'll go on, iirc

>scrolling through through armslist (Illinois here) listings on Saturday
>see nice ass springfield 1911 a1
>seller only put less than 50 rounds in it
>550 bucks
>I message him telling him I'd like to purchase it
>have to send him my FOID card for him to verify on the Illinois state police verification website, then the 72 hour waiting period begins (you might laugh, but rifles have a 24 hour waiting period as well, and that's soon to change because next year all firearms will require 72 hour waiting period)
>we agree to meet for the sale on Tuesday (today)
>I live about 1 hour away from him and he knows this since I both told him and he also has a copy of my FOID which has my address on it
>about 1 hour before our meeting time I send him 1 final email asking him to confirm our meeting. He doesn't rewind, figure we've been planning this since the weekend so no big deal
>I leave my house, phone is on but don't hear any email alert sounds
>drive 1 hour, get there
>about to send him another email telling him that I've arrived and where I'm parked
>realize he sent me a few emails while I was driving
>"sorry user I'm gonna have to pull out of the 1911 sale, my wife says she likes the gun too much so we're going to keep it, btw I got 6 other guns for sale if you're interested (all garbage)"
>drive back home pretty pissed but mostly at myself because I didn't check my emails

Who the fuck has to ask his wife for permission to sell a gun?? Also how big is your fucking wife bro, what kind of woman enjoys shooting a full sized 1911?? Get that bitch a fucking glock 43 or if she really likes the platform a micro 1911 in 9mm or some shit. Whatever, I'm more pissed at myself, and actually I'm a bit glad, I almost bought a literal cuck's gun; I don't wanna touch ANYTHING that was owned by a cuck, it's like cooties I might get contaminated.

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>Faillinois

Nibblet, you best get to buyin’. After Bitchzker gets elected tonight we’re going to get bent over the Fuck Barrel because he’s virulently anti-gun.

Heh, I made a "/panicbuyinggeneral/" yesterday and people from all over the country who's states are about to get fucked posted their woes. I bought a bunch of shit already, I'm gonna wait it out, the second that fat kike initiates an AWB/mag capacity limit/makes ccw a may issue it's hello NW Indiana/SW Wisconsin and goodbye shitinois. Ironically I spent my entire life making fun of people from Wisconsin and Indiana and now I'm clamoring to join them. Feels bad man

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>tfw FL memer who shit on california constantly and now on the verge of joining their ranks

>Class is free for WASPs who vote right.
Holy Jesus it keeps getting better

>going from a firearms friendly state to, well, California
Yeah I'm quite sure that's not how this works

OH YEAH

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This is the greatest thread ever on Jow Forums

Pretty sure this guy doesn't know what he had.

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Lol this is totally out at the BLM range by Vegas.

what's with all the 700+ basic bitch ars on this site? Has anyone ever successfully bought something for a good price here?