INSPIRING!!!

>reminds me of when i had to be sentry with some Tanzanian private security and the dude fell asleep with a cocked shotgun on his chin
>Implying you aren't just making that up based on a picture you saw on the internet thats been circulating lately
just sad

Explain.

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not funny man i was molested by an Emu at Toronga zoo..... my GF just laughed and filmed it and the Emu was shocked when i pushed him away he got up off his reverse knees and ended up finishing his load on some German tourists...... i still remember his red rocket brushing against my jeans :(

Uh...Aussies were in Vietnam too.

Yo dis nigga got raped by a big ass chicken lmao

I know cunt, we were dragged into it.

Anyway last time I checked the requirements for ADF. Females in combat roles have half the needed service time and Their Fitness tests are pussy tier, Like 25 situps and 5 pusy situps.

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Kek Australians are such sjw faggots.

Its a female at basic
Do i gotta say more

Ya still lost too ya cunt.

We lost together

Most inspiring; we have to remember these orangutans lost a war against a species of unarmed birds that could not fly

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Not against the emus.

piggybacks off other Commonwealth militaries and US military.

Not my fault my country is a nuclear wasteland

aussie women look pretty cute, but mentally unstable

They're fucking ruthless bitches

they've also gotten rid of CDAT ( 2 weeks of hell) for clearance divers because women couldn't pass it
They also look like an old mans scrotum at age 30 from all the alcohol and sun damage

>I know cunt, we were dragged into it.
How? Other countries like Canada, Great Britain and Frantz(The "people" who started the whole thing) didn't send any troops. Australia is just a nation of drunks that enjoy fighting.

You know we went into vietnam too right?

Who are "we" though?

Aussies

Did I say Australia didn't fight in Vietnam? I just asked how you were dragged into it.

imagine being so angry at a simple joke that you make a vatnik tier comic about it. i bet youre from Melbourne.

Is just banter mate. Queenslander

>"reeee fucking mutt stop making fun of meee"
>"i-its just banter"
man, i thought Australians were supposed to be better at banter than that.

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I've got a lot of time for that

look at this fucking yank getting pissy over here, calm down a bit

I'm conflicted.
On one hand, anyone pushing their limits and pushing through should be encouraged.
On the other hand holy shit lady that dude behind you is going for a stroll compared to your organs shutting down shit.

lmao you already lost m8

The fucking defense force is actually subverting its own troops will to fight make no mistake thats exactly what this video is, Fucking kill me this country is fucking fucked up

Wtf is an inspiring military?

just watch the vid cunt

>not pointing a loaded gun at you as you sleep, dozing off with the possibility that you may neve wake up again

One that will never have to see serious combat.

lmao what a fucking loser

Nice milf.

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Even better...

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> Watch out patriarchy!
> Oh no! It wasn't supposed to go like this!
> IT WAS MY TURN!!!!!!!

Worse song and video than the in the army now rewrite the bongs did, somehow. Do better next time.

The other Australia has the better video: m.youtube.com/watch?v=7W15ejKBssk

Should be at home raised white babies. Exceptional genes

t. autistic white nationalist

This is why I don't pay taxes

You already answered your own question
>Australia is just a nation of drunks that enjoy fighting.

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Bitches love cannons!

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Russia has catchy paratrooper songs
youtube.com/watch?v=-qmqPByZFiw

God that was like nails on the chalkboard. Only got halfway through it. RIP Aussieland.

At east we fought people who used guns, who the hell loses to fucking birds?
Also who are you to say what a real war is or isn't? People can say that the war on terror and drugs isn't real because they are concepts, but emus are not a concept.

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Women belong in jail.

The fucking Chinese ran a more successful campaign against birds than the Aussies, and their birds could fly.
Let that shit sink in.

Haha get fucked you cunt