Embarrassing Secrets Thread

I used a m44 nugget as a beater gun. Threw it in gravel, down embankments, pissed in the barrel, and then converted it into a tomato stake in my garden where it rusts to this day.

I could have resold it for 500 now.

Cuck

>Used a working gun as a tomato stake instead of a literal stick.
You cunt. You horrible, wasteful cunt.

>compliant
you’re doing freedom all wrong son

>I've shot at people and pointed guns in people's faces when I was a younger, dumber, and drug addicted younger man.
> I didn't rob or mug anybody. These were all bad people who were either attacking me or threatening to.
>I never killed anybody and I don't know whether they were injured
>still, I'm mortified by my former life and now i shudder at how close I came to killing and harming people.
>this has made me consider people who purport violent conflict as a solution to problems as fucking retards who don't understand or respect Real violence

you terrorized a disarmed population and want an award or something?

i've shot autoloader pistols for around 9 years and still have never shot a semi-automatic rifle and am just now getting into long guns. i'm 25.

I hate cleaning my guns. Its such a fucking pain

>I want to buy a fuck ton of guns but don't really want to shoot them unless it has a "strange" feature about it like it's belt fed or something different than an ar or ak.

>i bought a broken enfield revolver for 300 bucks.
>I own a single long gun and I've never shot it.
>my bitch hands cant handle .357 mag out of a heavy as fuck 6 inch revolver and I've injured myself several times shooting it.

I don’t shoot enough and thus my standing, unsupported accuracy has gone from tight groupings at 100 meters to shotgun patterns at 50 meters.

also my groupings suck a fat dick and I can't shoot worth shit.

Buy one anyways. It'll be grandfathered in.

What are you British or something? They're pricey but a rack or shooters grade can still be had for under $1k.

Was it a trap load?

This

How tiny are you? My last girlfriend had no trouble with full .44 mag loads out of a 7.5" revolver.

>It'll be grandfathered in.

In 2016 the Massachusetts attorney general declared all AWB compliant guns sold in the state since 1994 to be retroactively illegally bought and owned, but is declining to prosecute or confiscate guns from owners as a goodwill gesture.

I'm 6'1 160
my arms are anemic though, I'm trying to work on that.

Not British. I'm just young and poor and have never been lucky to have an opportunity to shoot one or afford one.

Last time I went to the range was like six months ago. I either don't have time or just don't want to put up with the retarded range prices/rules/transport laws in this faggy state. I wish I lived somewhere where I could just put up my own berm on my land and just have fun whenever I wanted.

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>to be retroactively illegally bought and owned
How the fuck has no one sued the state yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=cMSfOSPENp8

Oh, they had guns. Who do you think k these people were.? They don't work at target.
I'm also revealing this because the thread is about embarrassing secrets. It's embarrassing that I was addicted to drugs and ended up doing things that are terrible because I didn't want to stop.
It's also embarrassing that i think this gives me a wise perspective from which I can judge people as total retards.

I bought multiple basic bitch guns to fill different roles that didn't need to be filled, pistol, revolver, pump action, AR, bolt action. Now they all sit around not being fired for a long time. Worst part? I sold the bolt action thinking it's useless in my hands and deserve better, every now and then I wish I haven't sold it and want it back just for the sake of having a bolt action.

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I've never fired a shotgun in my life. I own five guns but I've never fired a shotgun.

The state finds itself to be not guilty.

You're right at home with 9/10ths of Jow Forums then

Kavanaugh finna bouta dab on that shit, just wait for RBG to finally die. Her most recent fall might have done it.

I can only cum to furry porn, I'm not gay for people irl but I would jump on the opportunity to get raped by a werewolf of they existed.

I unironically want a fursuit.

Oh yeah, also I scuffed my Bakelite grip on my Makarov while removing cosmoline

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>have never shot a magnum caliber revolver before despite being around guns my whole life

I've never shot a magnum load out of my revolvers despite being around guns my whole life.

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Fuck off mike

I own and have shot several rifles and shotguns and love guns of all kinds but have never fired a handgun simply due to lack of opportunity

I wear a plate carrier with plates to the range to practice drills and fast mag changes

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Thats honestly not a bad thing though.
A little cringy, but hey if you have nowhere else then by all means do what you gotta do to train.

I have a dozen nuggets buried in my backyard in case a civil war to impeach Trudeau starts.

i loaded an 8mm mauser with 7.62x54r once by accident, and would have pulled the trigger if not for intervention from an observant range partner. mostly his fault for mixing the ammo up while we were shooting both guns, but still, not a good moment.

I tell every one that I am Bannerman but I can't speak Manchurian

not even .357?

I am seriously considering popping my NFA cherry on a Mac-10.

>gesture of good will
>an ex post facto law
No because if it were enforced the state would be sued instantly and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

>take gf to shoot a rifle for her first time
>rent m&p 15-22 because .22LR is a beautiful, and cheap, starter round
>my little bitch arms get tired after shooting half a magazine

Guess the twink life isnt all that glamorous.

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Werent their mongol and han banners ?
To im sure not all of them were manchurians

What would than have done?

desu i'm not sure, but kaboom is a possibility if the case doesn't seal properly, and barrel damage is a possibility if it does

I can't stand ARs. The tacticool crowd ruined tactical operating for me.
Unless it's an ar with wood furniture. That looks good.

Also 556nato was a mistake. Should have gone 300sav or 308nato

>I can't stand ARs. The tacticool crowd ruined tactical operating for me.

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Big cuck. Buy everything that ISN'T AWB compliant right now.

I slept with a fat chick once

Isn't that true for most collections?

>i've only shot a rifle once and it was an AR-15
>I've never shot a bolt action
>I've never shot a revolver
>I've never shot .45
>I smoke slims only because the pack size reminds me of nam ration sizes
>I used to hunt homeless people for sport with an oil filter .22 in high school
>i know traps are gay but it doesn't stop me
>furfag
holy shit i'm retarded

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I married a fat chick.

I secretly walk around my house with an unloaded beretta and pretend I'm an action hero from the 80s.

I’m like this with pistols. Got my genetic polymer pistol, wanted more, now I’ve got hammer fired blowback, single action revolver, and break action revolver. I know I don’t need them but I just keep getting more pistols.
What was wrong with your Enfield?

timing is bad, internal spring that pulls back the hammer in double action is sheared off and nowhere to be found, and the latch spring is broken as well. I dont think it would be more than $100 to get all the parts together and fix the thing but I'll find that out when I come to it.

Damn. I’ve got a Mk1** that’s DAO, wish I could have found one with the spurred hammer

Your sanctimony is a sham, concocted in an effort to wash away the fact that you were/are an irresponsible and dangerous, degenerate drug addicted scumbag who should not be allowed to posses firearms, or anything that can remotely be used as a weapon.

Mauser is one of the strongest actions out there. Not saying you'd've been fine but maybe.

I'm about to drop 1k on a PTR 91 for the HK slap and the HK slap only

Shooting it is a side benefit

Cringe.

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I have shot countless rounds of .40 but I only shot 9mm once and that was 7 years after i started shooting

I only own a Makarov...

All I did in army was just whitecollar wagecuck things done in uniform instead of suit

I don't own any guns, I just like Jow Forums for the weapon education (learn how to use/do things, good taste and what not to do) and for the bants.
I've weighed in my opinion a few times even though I wouldn't recommend anyone listen to me because all my information is second-hand.

i have never actually cleaned a gun to completion

>shoot 100 rounds
>go home
>leave some hoppes in there for 20 minutes
>do a few passes with a wet brass brush
>wet patch
>black
>wet patch
>gray
>wet patch
>white
>dry patch
>still white
>try the brush again
>PITCH BLACK
>repeat 1 dozen times and give up

Nearly introduced a .22 WMR to my noggin when I was younger, ended up smashing a few grams of lead on a stud in my grandpa's wall

I don't own a 9 mm.

I'm a Glock fan boy to some degree

I actually prefer to carry my glock 23 instead of my 19. Don't know why. I just like .40

Just lose it in a boating accident.

Oh shit, that is embarrassing. I love the smell of breakfree clp or hoppes.

I do that too. Also because I don’t trust the typical shooters at the range I go to.

literally for what purpose

I don't own any handguns because NY
I want to get my permit but my name is published to an accessable list.
Local news paper a few years ago published an interactive who has guns map.

I fucked your mom, With my magnum caliber dong.

The last 4 guns I've bought and sold I never shot despite owning them for a year. I don't see a point going to the only range within 50 miles of me that has a max distance of 20 yards and you can only fire one shot per 2 seconds. You also can't draw and fire. Just stand at your table and slowly shoot at paper. It's also $30 an hour to shoot there

I won't go to the range alone, just seems to me to be a waste of time unless I'm enjoying it with a friend

Holy shit how does a place like that even stay in business?

When I first got interested in guns, I thought 380 ACP and 38 special were the same round

this one has a hammer spur but its bubba'd on.
looks ok from a distance but pretty disgusting up close

Do it they’re really fun

It's the only range around so people just put up with it. They also have a $75 dollar transfer fee to add insult to injury

As long as you shoot it you are hazguns, and thats what counts homie, at least you only have one chambering to stock up on

I once was pissed on by a guy wearing a diaper while i too was wearing a diaper. I also drank some of his piss. It wasnt awful at first. But i couldn't sustain it for long. I wet myself, came, and he put me in a fresh diaper and sent me on my way. I would do it again, but not with that guy and not as an abdl. But more as a torture aspect of bdsm.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Your just a cuck
You shouldn't comply with blatant infringement

>own and shoot guns all the time
>never an AR-15

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