Hiding guns throughout the house

>not having guns already in your drywall
>not having guns buried in your yard
>not having hi points in every room
You're a real fuck up, OP

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>a boring wall of books.
Bad idea. Robbers often throw around books from bookcases, to look if there's something hidden behind them. Put your book on a table or something like that, much more likely to not be disturbed

>your fat ass breaks the couch and you sit directly on your guns

>not having assault spork hidden in space under kitchen drawers
wew lad, you should know how many of those we have in bongland

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>bring my firearm near my face to line my sights should I have the time to
>rancid farts smell makes me projectile vomit all over perp
>he backs away in disgust and trips on my bile
>sues me for damages

YFW the kids start jumping on the couch

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I live in a tiny apartment. I store my handgun in a box of cereal under the bag. Nobody searches the bland Cheerios

Shockwave seems like a good choice. You can leave the chamber empty and rack the slide to intimidate an intruder if need be.

If some robber cunt sees you punching a wall then pulling a shotgun out of it, they'll probably be scared shitless.

LVL 1: hiding amongst foods with no sugar
LVL 2: hiding amongst foods that are not readily consumable
LVL 3: hiding amongst foods that are not readily consumable that also contain no sugar

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Not even his pic. It's from the manufacturer of those hidden cabinets, retard.

I keep a TP9SA (great little Turkshit for the price) double ziplocked and covered in oil, in my toilet tank. Will post pica when thread is still up.

>not going Full-Wick and having a 20 gun cabinet and 10,000 rounds of ammunition under the pavement in your garage

LOL'ing at your lives.

why would you cover it in oil? don't you think it's going to fuck up the ammo?

Have you ever thought about, oh I don't know a holster?

Stop this shit. Leave your shotgun chambered with the safety on.

Acting like more than 1% of the people on Jow Forums have kids

I seriously don't understand this. Why not just have your cc gat with you?

You what?

>Stop this shit. Leave your shotgun chambered with the safety on.

If you like having a chambered round in a gun without a drop safety sure.

???????

because one day you're in your pajamas, watching a movie or smoking a cigar, or taking a bath, or cooking late at night, and you forget your carry piece.

A thread like this popped up a good while back...

I have an idea to make an infinity box large enough to house my rifle. I havent done much with the plan since I lack the tools and space for the project. But either make it as a standing floor lamp, or a hanging light fixture.

Pic related if you dont know what an infinity box is.

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What does it do

Its just a decoration piece. LED strips line the inside edge, sandwhiched between a mirror and a one way mirror. So as you look into it, ot appears to be an "infinately" long hallway of LEDs.

Play around with the dimentions so you can hide whatever on the inside.

>'turns blue'

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having a contents page for your gun tickles my funny bone

>worried about dropping a shotgun
>not worried about short stroking the pump
If you are that concerned leave it half chambered, so that you only have to push the pump forward to chamber the shell.