Why does every country have the same uniform? What happened to real uniforms?

Why does every country have the same uniform? What happened to real uniforms?

In the old days you could tell who belonged to what army based on the color of their uniform. Now everyone has a shaved head and wears "green camouflage".

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yeah, and what's up with all the hiding and throwing explosives from planes and shit? in the good old days we just met in the middle of a field, formed rows and shot at each other untill the first army decides to leave

God, and every one has fucking medics now. Back in the day, if you got shot, you died. Nowadays if you get shot some medic fixes you up like a pussy.

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>Why does every country have the same uniform?
because america copied canada and then the world copied america

Heh, yep. 1861, hell of a war. Back in my day you get shot, the doc’ll chop your arm off and give you some fresh air. They don’t make ‘em like they used to. *sips*

Implying there is anything wrong with fighting wars this way

>when camo uniforms became the norm, insignias were made small and subdued
>now that everyone wears more or less the same thing *coughcoughmulticamcough*, flag patches and rank devices are getting bigger and more obvious just so you could tell who's who
>nightvision/infrared/etc. technology has made camo pattern more or less useless

Elaborate colorful uniforms (or even plain OD) making a comeback when?

>Americans are way whiter than Estonians
le 56% face meme BTFO

Those aren't estonians, numbnut

>Estonians
Those are Mexicans.

Ball and cap .36 caliber Colt Navy model won one civil war.
*sips prune juice*
They don't make em like that any more, heh.
Not like that flimsy 1911 they have now. With all the springs they shove in that thing it'll jam after the first shot!

Based and redpilled

They are all shooting civilians/irregular combatants/terrorists anyway. Why bother?

false flagging Jow Forumsnigger detected.

>shaved heads
There are some militaries that allow long hair (Netherlands, Denmark, Sweden, Germany experimented with it in the early 70s) and you have plenty of tan uniforms for desert countries

The Israelis still wear olive drab

>laughs in potato

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That's the way war should be fought, you god damned coward. We need to return to solid colored uniforms, and begin re introducing black powder firearms into use.

Because all of NATO is more or less the same army at this point.

what is this fucking minecraft?

>imagine having an army so festering with corruption that they can't even get uniforms right

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Latvian Multicam.

And they're better for it desu. Those Jews know how to spend their American taxpayer money.

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These are not uniforms, these are combat attires or whatever the name you give them in your foreign language. Uniforms are actually very diverse, even within a nation's army.

Las abominaciones americanas ...

>every country have the same uniform?
Two words.

Uni
Form.

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Multicam is a dogwhistle for a globalist military

>So we united earth now.
>Why do we need military again?

What about Swedish M90?

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Those are mexicans

>Americans are way whiter than Estonians
No, america, you are not.

I visited estonia last time in the summer, I did not see a single negro or a brown person.

>he can't tell army apart based on camp patterns, gear and weapons
get good faggot

What I don't understand is why they made them look like baggy pajamas. They're so fucking loose and literally look like a pajama set.

Camo obviously has its purpose but why do they wear these dirty pajamas all the time? What happened to fancy uniforms, then switching to camo when you actually fight? Don't tell me "well they need to get used to the camo!" that's fucking stupid. I want our soldiers to look honorable, just don't waste my taxbux doing it though.

>wants soldiers to dress fancy, requiring more uniforms
>does not want to waste tax dollars

Where exactly do you draw that line user?

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Absolutely, what happened to the good old days we could just go line up in formation with your fellow legionaries. Knowing who they were by their Lorica segmentata. Then crushing the unwashed Celts in their flannel.

You were saying, OP?

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Grug miss days of man hunting with cave brothers in leopard skins. Those good days.

>saving your camoflaugh pattern as a .png file
lmao

>being this retarded

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The patrol cap looks like a bag of ass.

8 point all the way brother

It can look nice but the best way to do it involves a bit of sewing and that's against regs.

Boonie hat > all others. I was spoiled at my first unit. My warrant said they were cool to wear on the flightline and I rarely took it off.

>Why does every country have the same uniform?

Because all the enemies have the same eyes